Dog Shit Today

[bricktop]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me.

is it just me or has anyone else ever been to a Blades away and been the lucky recipient of a free bag of dog shit!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Maybe she was taking the piss?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Went to Blackpool away when Blackwell and the team served up a massive portion of it

 

[Teddy]

Just spent about 5 mins trying to figure out if this is meant to be a metaphor or something...

But nah you just got given some dog shit. Weird stuff.

 

[Ranmoorblade]

How do blind people pick dog shit up? Could get messy.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me.

is it just me or has anyone else ever been to a Blades away and been the lucky recipient of a free bag of dog shit!

Nope. Just you.

 

[PokerBlade]

How do blind people pick dog shit up? Could get messy.

I just keep a bag of dog shit at home. Saves me having to collect a new one every time I walk the dog.

 

[Freddy Dunning-Kruger]

I think you're about to be featured in a Youtube video - someone was clearly trying to generate clicks making a video showing what people are willing to do to help a 'blind' person.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

How do blind people pick dog shit up? Could get messy.

I think they use a sonar echo mechanism

 

[Jolly Buffer]

We won so it appears it brought you good luck. Please take dog shit off as many dog walkers as possible before all of our remaining away games and you'll put us in Europe.

Thank you

 

[Blade for Sale]

Something similar happened to Gary Monk recently. He gave it the no. 7 shirt and a 4 year contract.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me.

is it just me or has anyone else ever been to a Blades away and been the lucky recipient of a free bag of dog shit!

A couple? You should have had a turd

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I had a similar experience. A blind guy said he was lost and was trying to get to the Wendy game. I took him to Bramall Lane and he ended up seeing the light.

 

[wavy-blade]

How do blind people pick dog shit up? Could get messy.

The dog does it

 

[silver blade]

How do blind people pick dog shit up? Could get messy.

They have a keen sense of smell

 

[Shirty Blade]

That is a bloody good question! 'Who picks up the guide dog poo'? Its like 'Where do all the bloody moths go in the daytime'? (I've never seen one in the day, but flash a torch at night and there are suddenly hundreds of the buggers. They are attracted to light.... right?)

 

[knowsnowt]

I know of a lad who turned up at home drunk with a live chicken after a match.

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Was it white dog shit as well? Haven’t seen it in years. If the one passed to you was white with a lollipop stick in it, get your money on the Lottery today.

 

[Linz]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me....

Where was the dog in this scenario?

 

[Bert]

A Sunderland fan pissed down the back of Bert's flairs on the Kop at Hillsborough, FA Cup semi final 1973.

 

[Rodders]

Lads... lads... was the dog counted in the attendance???!!! Lol!!!

 

[Foxy]

Yorkshire Terrier or St Bernard?

 

[Barney Rubble]

Roy Hodgson & Ray Lewington want to pass on their thanks for helping them out on this occasion.

 

[XM657]

I know of a lad who turned up at home drunk with a live chicken after a match.

If he was blind drunk it was probably a guide chicken.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I once went jogging around millhouses park and slipped in some dog shit. I sat on a bench to clean myself up & a big lad ran past me and slipped on the same pile. I smiled at him and said “I’ve just done that”. He walked up to me and twatted me.

 

[XM657]

A Sunderland fan pissed down the back of Bert's flairs on the Kop at Hillsborough, FA Cup semi final 1973.

Did he go home via the Northern General? Missing the final.

 

[103SecondsOfMagic]

We won so it appears it brought you good luck. Please take dog shit off as many dog walkers as possible before all of our remaining away games and you'll put us in Europe.

Thank you

I reckon that specific bag of dog shit was the source of the magic, brownie’s got to retrieve it immediately and take it with him to all our remaining fixtures, home and away, then United are off to Europe.

Lets hope the bag is a good one.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Leaving the Forest Hill Wetherspoons after stopping off for a couple on my way to Palace. I noticed a blind couple walking up the steps to Spoons; so being the all round good egg and gentleman that I am, I helped guide them both us the stairs and held the door open, to which the lady thanked me for my assistance and held out a plastic bag full of dogshit saying can you get rid of that for me.

is it just me or has anyone else ever been to a Blades away and been the lucky recipient of a free bag of dog shit!

Maybe they were leavers?

 

[Bladesway]

Bloody repeating post!!

 

[Bladesway]

perhaps she had seen your poo thread on Unitedite?