Do Bears sht in the Woods?

[B.Lade]

I mean, really? Do they. Erm, let me link this into utd somehow, erm... Is Gary Sinclair a bear, and when he needs a no. 2, does he go in the woods?

 

[SwissBlade]

I mean, really? Do they. Erm, let me link this into utd somehow, erm... Is Gary Sinclair a bear, and when he needs a no. 2, does he go in the woods?

I'll get back to you on this. I'm still looking into whether a trout smells fishy

 

[beightonblade]

I mean, really? Do they. Erm, let me link this into utd somehow, erm... Is Gary Sinclair a bear, and when he needs a no. 2, does he go in the woods?

Well way back in the late 60's early 70's he was a pig. Sorry I don't have the answer.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I'll save you the trouble, I think the answer is Manchester City!

 

[riselikeasalmon]

You missed out "serious question"

 

[Grecian2000]

Spent a hell of a lot of time in Charnock Woods when I was a kid and never saw any evidence of bear shit, so I'm going NO on this one.
Perhaps you should set up a poll.

 

[Toronto Blade]

No bear No 2 round my place he would end up in the freezer.

 

[B.Lade]

Spent a hell of a lot of time in Charnock Woods when I was a kid and never saw any evidence of bear shit, so I'm going NO on this one.
Perhaps you should set up a poll.

I'd love to, but in just too outraged by Swiss's trouts that don't want to smell fishy. No ambition! They're simply content to sit there and smell of nothing. How can they expect any self respecting trout lover to trust them when they're content to live their lives as third-rate fish! It makes me so angry!!

 

[Trigger Blade]

I mean, really? Do they. Erm, let me link this into utd somehow, erm... Is Gary Sinclair a bear, and when he needs a no. 2, does he go in the woods?

One of my mates has a lad who's autistic. The other day in the pub, his dad asked him if he wanted another pint and his lad looked at him in disbelief and said "Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?" I shall use that as an expression of disdain for a statement of the obvious, for the rest of my life.

 

[2ndtenorblade]

One of my mates has a lad who's autistic. The other day in the pub, his dad asked him if he wanted another pint and his lad looked at him in disbelief and said "Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?" I shall use that as an expression of disdain for a statement of the obvious, for the rest of my life.

Which brings in a whole new corollary, does catholic bear shit stink the same as protestant bear shit? Do either of them eat trout?

 

[Tidzablade]

No bear No 2 round my place he would end up in the freezer.

Can you eat bear Toronto? Not something I've ever tried

 

[metty]

W

I'll get back to you on this. I'm still looking into whether a trout smells fishy

Which brings me to.....
Q Whats the worst smell in the world?
A A kipper's fanny

 

[mattbianco1]

No bear No 2 round my place he would end up in the freezer.

That would make a rather large Taboggan - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term="frozen tobogan"&defid=2546040

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Which brings in a whole new corollary, does catholic bear shit stink the same as protestant bear shit? Do either of them eat trout?

Only on Fridays...

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Do trout shit in the woods?

 

[blade too long]

catholic bear sht stinks of incense

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

It was the original conflict between protestant and catholic bears in North America that led to the addition of the 2nd amendment in the constitution, except some pillock got it the wrong way round and didn't put 'the right to arm bears!'

 

[Hodgyman]

Amusing post. Thank you to the contributors.

I bet that Bear Grylls shits in the woods!

 

[shorehamview]

I bet that Bear Grylls shits in the woods!

And sucks the moisture out of it after, the dirty urchin.

 

[Toronto Blade]

Can you eat bear Toronto? Not something I've ever tried

Yes you can eat it, but they can carry a parasite called trichinosis which is also be found in pork.
You just have to cook it long and slow as it has to be well cooked through not rare.Like beef but tougher denser muscle fibre .

 

[dublin 10 blade]

I'll get back to you on this. I'm still looking into whether a trout smells fishy

would that be a brown trout ?

 

[H. Metal Blade]

Well way back in the late 60's early 70's he was a pig. Sorry I don't have the answer.

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I'm pretty sure that accusing a blade of being an owl on a public forum is some form of Libel...

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

i bought some economy bear grylls in tescos. tasted like horse but.

 

[beightonblade]

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I'm pretty sure that accusing a blade of being an owl on a public forum is some form of Libel...

If sum fooker accused me it might be murder !

The Blue Bell Hacky ....let him deny it !

 

[H. Metal Blade]

Have you got any shred of evidence or are you just talking b*****? Looking at your posts, you appear to have a serious problem with Gary...

 

[blade too long]

does bear shit smell of pickernic baskets in yellowstone park

obviously theres some owls on here pretending to be blades
no one sane could ever be that pessimistic

 

[Bladesway]

Amusing post. Thank you to the contributors.

I bet that Bear Grylls shits in the woods!

I bet he shits in a Premier Inn actually.

 

[Tidzablade]

Yes you can eat it, but they can carry a parasite called trichinosis which is also be found in pork.
You just have to cook it long and slow as it has to be well cooked through not rare.Like beef but tougher denser muscle fibre .

So you don't want rare bear then! Might try it one day, if I can find some!

 

[essex blade]