Dear Mr Musk...

[diode_blade]

If you can catch them, then yes.....

 

[BigBed]

Phone chargers for season ticket holders, built into their seat.

 

[GrunkyPeep]

What about Boris ? He must have a couple of quid salted away and he might find himself with a bit of time on his hands soon.

That would be peak Sheffield United. New owner comes in talking about 'oven-ready deals', which actually means he's renegotiated Oli Burke to a 5-year extension.

 

[adiosmiamigo]

The guys is a first class cunt.

I suppose thats better than a third class one.

 

[JJBlade]

Hmmm, Chelski or United....... very similar clubs.......

Early 90's we were probably bigger

 

[Jinxy1966]

Too busy buying Twitter!

Hmmm the plot thickens

 

[Ted Maul]

Billionaire whopper who seems to be going through a mid-life crisis. If he ever bought a sports club it would be for the lolz, he'd stick internet memes on the shirts and then rapidly lose interest when the likes dried up on social media.

 

[BigBed]

Early 90's we were probably bigger

Dont tell anyonelse.........but..........its 2022 sshhhhh

 

[The Hobott]

The fact that he doesn't seem to bother with any proper due diligence might make this a goer.

 

[mancunianblade]

The first carbon neutral club!

Forest Green Rovers already hold that accolade

 

[Upton_Blade]

Isn't he forcing his employees back into the office currently, whilst insulting them at the same time?

Aww poor little souls being expected to turn up to their place of work. What is the world coming to??

 

[jono_t2000]

Musk is a market manipulator. He aquired shares in Twitter before his announcement of potentially partially owning it and likely dumped them after it pumped and now saying walking away.

Not the first time he's manipulated the markets either, done it multiple times and keeps getting away with it.

 

[Caseh]

Aww poor little souls being expected to turn up to their place of work. What is the world coming to??

I suggest you read up on working conditions at his companies before criticising those staff.

 

[Barney]

I messaged him in November last year and he ignored me. He was obviously too surprised and humbled by the approach

 

[A Storm of Blades]

He might be able to get Simmo's penalty ball back down from orbit.

No chance. It made love to Waddle’s ball and gave birth to Pluto

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I would find it difficult to support the club if that cunt was the owner.

Yet you’ve tolerated a Saudi Prince all these years…Very strange.

 

[Caseh]

Yet you’ve tolerated a Saudi Prince all these years…Very strange.

That Saudi Prince isn't responsible for what his country has done, Elon is fully responsible for what he himself has done... The fact you can't see the difference is very strange.