David Moyes’ face is a picture...

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A very, very, very ugly one.

If his face went to VAR it would be disallowed.

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I've done a bit of a makeover on him to make the poor, disfigured bastard a bit more cooler. Seems that Dunfermline Athletic's media manager back in the day was a bit shit at image output. If Moyes was paid by the picture, it would only be for medical journals and horror comics.

I've firminoed the cunt's pie crimpers, put some decent Ray Bans on him and given him a bit of ginger stubble. I know it looks like he's has had a tomato ketchup mishap or he's been engaging in acts normal people might consider unnatural and vulgar, but you can't polish a turd, can you?

Line up your sopping flanges, bitches. Dave's home!

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