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Can’t see there being many missing from the Kop. Chance to moan about knee room more important than slagging signing Madine. Also chance to hate non-cockney “cockneys” not to be missed.

john Street. Few arguments as kids under 10 cheer Madine in between collecting crisp packets and the holy grail, a coke bottle top. Chance of missing JS regulars standing up and showing passion about kids clapping Gaz means very little drop in attendance there.

Pukka Pie corner. Don’t they all live there? No change.

BLUT. Chance to see best view in the ground - takes their breath away so they can’t make any noise whatsoever - little change.

South Stand. H block noisy as ever, crib game now moved to A block. Anti McCabists who’ve not been all season flock to central areas after Madine signing. “Sort it out Wilder” Man - formerly “Sort it out Adkins” Man and “Sort it out Clough” Man with his entourage of dodgy looking teenagers wont miss. Attractive game for Chinese fans. Sell out.

26,672
 
given that many have ‘ripped up’ season tickets and won’t attend while Madine is here and ‘97%’ don’t want him here, also presuming the morally outraged won’t be there, I’m going 22000
But his mum and dad will be there, and they could bring their cat.....best add 3 to be safe;)
 



Half the people in the south near me don't know who plays for us anyway, even if he comes on, most reactions to Gary™️ will be "Bloody 'ell Bash, get back in your own bloody box!"


Bit unfair.

“Who’s that?”

“That’s Gary Marine”

“Who’ s he when he’s at home”

“Sets fire to cars”

“The jewellers? Well I never”

“Did you see Fred and Ethel on the bus coming down”

“Can you lot gerrof the steps so I can get to my seat?”

“Eee, here’s mi pension book, you cheeky beggar, front doors open, coo eee, Fred, Ethel”

“Don’t make eye contact Ethel”
 
Can’t see there being many missing from the Kop. Chance to moan about knee room more important than slagging signing Madine. Also chance to hate non-cockney “cockneys” not to be missed.

john Street. Few arguments as kids under 10 cheer Madine in between collecting crisp packets and the holy grail, a coke bottle top. Chance of missing JS regulars standing up and showing passion about kids clapping Gaz means very little drop in attendance there.

Pukka Pie corner. Don’t they all live there? No change.

BLUT. Chance to see best view in the ground - takes their breath away so they can’t make any noise whatsoever - little change.

South Stand. H block noisy as ever, crib game now moved to A block. Anti McCabists who’ve not been all season flock to central areas after Madine signing. “Sort it out Wilder” Man - formerly “Sort it out Adkins” Man and “Sort it out Clough” Man with his entourage of dodgy looking teenagers wont miss. Attractive game for Chinese fans. Sell out.

26,672

Westfield Corner Sean?
 
Westfield Corner Sean?


Aah. The Jacob Rees Mogg Section. Prawn sandwich, flask and tartan rug brigade. “Yes, Tarquin, I moved here to get away from some dreadful oiks in the Usedtobeacricketpitch Stand”. Bravo, Lundstram, Bravo. I say, who’s the coloured chappie?”.

Refuse to recognise them.......
 
Aah. The Jacob Rees Mogg Section. Prawn sandwich, flask and tartan rug brigade. “Yes, Tarquin, I moved here to get away from some dreadful oiks in the Usedtobeacricketpitch Stand”. Bravo, Lundstram, Bravo. I say, who’s the coloured chappie?”.

Refuse to recognise them.......

Don't forget the fragrant smell of essential oils in the air
 
Aah. The Jacob Rees Mogg Section. Prawn sandwich, flask and tartan rug brigade. “Yes, Tarquin, I moved here to get away from some dreadful oiks in the Usedtobeacricketpitch Stand”. Bravo, Lundstram, Bravo. I say, who’s the coloured chappie?”.

Refuse to recognise them.......


That's a myth! Apart from the Lundstram but which is probably just me!
 



Got over Madine signing but if we start letting cats in, that’s me done......
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ST, can you put a caption to this ? As usual my brain is out of service.

Benn5712PUKKAPIESdisgrace Ta.
 

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