crowd banter to cheer you up

[ShefRedandWhite]

Not so long back this season when Westlake were starting he had a bad 10 minutes and one bloke at the back of kop shouted through the silence "Nah then Westlife, tha even tackles like a f*ckin' boy band". Maybe had to be there but proper got me

 

[1973_Blade]

Many years ago, in the old John St stand, I stood near a guy who was always quick with a remark. During one game the ref was very close to us during a break in the action and the comment ' Did you ever find out who your father was ref?' was made. To top it off the ref heard and turned around and waved. Classic

 

[Northyorksblade]

Good one today to a steward with a white hat, that indeed did look like a condom 'He's got a condom on his head'

 

[TakeTheHighRoad]

Someone on the Kop shouted at Nugent that he was a waste of money playing at Pompey and he turned round and made the "money bags" signal (rubbed his fingers together)

Also, Chester matches in the Evo Stik Northern were amazing. One at Cammell Laird where the "main stand" had three rows of seats for about 60 yards of the pitch saw the lino abused by fans, players and both dugouts. It didn't help that he turned up in a V reg Cavalier to be fair

 

[LS5 Blade]

Most of the wittiest comments were made by me but I was too drunk to remember any of them

I remember all of them and am currently compiling the book on your behalf!!