Contribution to the bollocks

[Cappy]

seems everyone is having a go

New song, Negativity....

My turn:

To the tune of general goal celebration noiseness

Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhsssss
Get in!
Get fucking in!
Fuck ooooooofff you Wednesday cunts!
Did you see that?!
Get the fuck in!
Yeeeeeaaaaaaasssss
[repeat six times]

Re negativity.....

If you took a step back and looked at this purely based on form, what the fuck are people worried about?! Do you honestly think their players are going to be all like...... "I've been a bit shit, but today I quite fancy being decent, so I will turn it on. I couldn't be fucked the last four weeks cos I was all focused on the new making a murderer series on Netflix, but I've watched it now, so time for football and turn in all that skill I've been hiding".

They are the most defensively weak team for a reason. The reason is not to fool us. It's because they're fucking shit.

We are going to murder them.

Put your irrational nerves to one side.

Enjoy where we are. Enjoy the build up. Enjoy the game. And fuck yeah, enjoy the aftermath.

 

[Bayingblade]

Oh fuck!

 

[Cappy]

Oh fuck!

Don't be weak, fellow blade

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

ITK - Wilder during training was setting up shapes and what not (and no, not geometrical shapes). He’s got forwards against their defence. He turns to the strikers and says “see these 3 (pig defenders), they’re fuckin shit these”

 

[BigBed]

And this needed it's own thread!!!!!?????

 

[itsinyerblood]

Degree in Shakespearian studies? I like it and think you've got your finger exactly on the pulse.....well done sir UTMB!

 

[Cappy]

And this needed it's own thread!!!!!?????

Probably not. But it helped my ego. I'm off for a wank. Thanks for helping.

 

[Topplayersleave]

I think our modest, quietly smirking, quietly confident and appreciation for the fact that anything can happen in a one off game has served us very well in the past. Especially when we've been able to shove their arrogance down their throats.
I called for many United fans not to fall into the same trap, because by doing so you take away one of our weapons

 

[Snowman]

seems everyone is having a go

New song, Negativity....

My turn:

To the tune of general goal celebration noiseness

Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhsssss
Get in!
Get fucking in!
Fuck ooooooofff you Wednesday cunts!
Did you see that?!
Get the fuck in!
Yeeeeeaaaaaaasssss
[repeat six times]

Re negativity.....

If you took a step back and looked at this purely based on form, what the fuck are people worried about?! Do you honestly think their players are going to be all like...... "I've been a bit shit, but today I quite fancy being decent, so I will turn it on. I couldn't be fucked the last four weeks cos I was all focused on the new making a murderer series on Netflix, but I've watched it now, so time for football and turn in all that skill I've been hiding".

They are the most defensively weak team for a reason. The reason is not to fool us. It's because they're fucking shit.

We are going to murder them.

Put your irrational nerves to one side.

Enjoy where we are. Enjoy the build up. Enjoy the game. And fuck yeah, enjoy the aftermath.

Gods. Ignore him. Look away now. Nothing to see here.