Caption Compo - Security Section

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"SWFC have decided to increase their security capabilities to help improve fans safety should there be any future need arising from unexpected surges of football supporters as experienced when Sheffield United's 4th goal went in"

 

[benn5712]

No need to tie it down, it won't bounce either !

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

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Seasonal this.

Sheffield Wednesday FC Security - Stollen

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

With the looming threat of financial fair play coming to hit the Rust Bucket, Mr Chansiri was taking no chances and decided to move his piggy bank and hide it in a farm field down Ipswich

 

[ucandomagic]

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Chansiri brings S6 finances into the 21st century by introducing mobile banking.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Creditors "gutted" as security for loan to Pigs to buy Jordan Rhodes, "not what they expected"

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Owner's billions enables Sheffield Wednesday Mobile Security Fast Response Unit to upgrade from lawnmower tractor.

 

[sitwell]

Warnock wins security box in auction.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

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Dejphon Chansiri takes drastic measures to hide his Bitcoin from hackers.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Pig fans glad to see security box on its way to tunnel exit near Bramall Lane for upcoming derby.

 

[metalblade]

Executive Pig pen

 

[LenTednTony]

Sheffield Wednesday Board Room .....in a state of flux.

 

[Snowman]

It's too pathetic to make a joke about it. It's actually quite sad.

 

[BladeFisher]

"..... and your security for the loan Mr Chansiri, is an 8ft by 6ft ....box? Well I knew the ground and team was err needing a bit of investment but we had thought it was valued slightly higher".

 

[Kenilworth]

The new tardis is a bit shit

 

[Kenilworth]

Not very fecking secure if some bloke can run away with it using a tractor in broad daylight

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Butterworth Cycles sues pig farm after photo collapses brand.

 

[GodricBlade]

The first piece of the new Lego “Massive Football Ground Set” is unveiled.....

 

[ScottBlade]

The new tardis is a bit shit

Yeah they had to completely redesign it after tango landed the role as the new Doctor. He couldn't fit in the old one.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Owls proudly show off their safety certified stand to the world Cup committee.

 

[stringjunior]

Owls proudly show off their safety certified stand to the world Cup committee.

And the feckers would STILL choose swillsborough oner BDTBL.

 

[benn5712]

WANTED - Angle grinder.

 

[I should coco]

"The wheels on your house go round and round...."

 

[benn5712]

Three little pigs house repaired after Wolves blew it down last Friday.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Dignified transportation from the ground to be laid on for Carvalhal after the traditional Christmas sacking at Hillsboro

 

[diode_blade]

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Chancer's holiday bus tours....

 

[The Fox]

In light of recent arrests in the city related to terrorism, SWFC step up security after a warning from jihadi suicide dolphins next flood.

 

[Kenilworth]

Chansiri test drives the new Wendy team bus

Or

Chansiri invites all his mates around for "tea"

Or

In the original recipe for pork balls we actually used mince

 

[Kenilworth]

Chancer's holiday bus tours....

Maybe that was the "before" shot

At least we now know what's in it and why it's secure. Cos they don't look very secure from that angle

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

It's too pathetic to make a joke about it. It's actually quite sad.

Agree, I'm lost for words it's that bad.