Caption Competition...

[GRUMPY BLADE]

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Judge says Murray is the greatest.

 

[Jehovah]

I have dyed my hair blonde

 

[judge]

I have dyed my hair blonde

All them saddos on s24su are talking about this

 

[WhiteHawk]

"I can see Foxy over there taking a picture of this, you just know it'll end up on his forum with everyone trying to make witty comments"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Whaddaya think, transition or rebuild?

 

[Sean Thornton]

These have been in you're mammy!

"Watch someone use " You're "when they mean " your " ..... "

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

"Check it out, Matty. If you want one, just ask for the 'Bet Lynch'."

 

[Dnblade]

I know I look a bit of a twat Matty,but I think the Gaffer will be impressed..he did say he wants players who will dye for the cause.

 

[BigBed]

"Don't ya wish ya girlfriend was hot like me, don't cha..........don't cha!?"

Or

"Does my bum look big in this!?"

Or simply, as he's pointing at himself, maybe he's just saying.... "CUNT"

 

[Bladeloyal]

I think it would be another red card for two foot

 

[Barney]

"Does it look like a bird's shat on my head?"

 

[Bladesway]

I even had my ring bleached

Keep your private fantasy to yourself for fucks sake.

 

[Bladepicker]

"At least it's not ginger Matty"

 

[blade.i.am]

Let's play spot the brain cell Matt

 

[wizadry]

"These daft fucking Blades fans think sucking lollipops, draping jumpers over my shoulders and getting knocked out in Scotland is bad Matty lad, they want to see what i plan to do next? Ah shit, i don't even know my fucking self, maybe I'll give Jose a ring and tell him to get rid of this white shit he tried to hide? Has Diego left his cap?"

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I've been fined that much money for being a bad lad I could only afford to go blond down to my sideburns :

 

[The_Green_Man]

"Look i'm eminem", M and M.....Marc McNulty.....herr heerrr hah ahaha och yeah.....Get it Doney?"