Caption Competition...

[Foxy]

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[INTERUNITED]

"I had it done in a Scottish chippy....a battered head"

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

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BBC or ITV for football . Like watching it in McNultys hairdressers . Coverage same but highlights better.

 

[mattbianco1]

Seriously Matty, tattoos are old school. Its all about blonde hair now. Did you not see Ramsey in the Euros?

 

[Blade82]

He's saying.... I'm hoping the fans don't realise it's me

 

[Barney]

Tyler Durden - this one's yours mate.

 

[stringjunior]

Dis iz where da earfones go innit

 

[Torrix1889]

Thought I was going to Pompey, those sailor boys love a blonde....

 

[Large Mendonca]

"See these two fingers ? there's nothing in between"

 

[Pierre's PC]

This'll make me popular on S24su.com fellas, I'm sure!!

 

[Russ]

You ain't seen nowt yet tha knows.

Am booked in next week to have mi eye brows done. Si thee.

 

[Esablade]

Killa's not coming but he left his hair...

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

"I'm just glad that nutter Jose ain't around anymore. He sniffed me from 'ere to 'ere last time we met"

 

[WhiteHawk]

You think this is bad? Just wait till you see what I've done downstairs!

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

You think this is bad? Just wait till you see what I've done downstairs!

I even had my ring bleached

 

[Maidenhead]

How do these two things on the side of my head work?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

"If you want to see what a real twat looks like......."

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

And this is how I'll cope with all the boos next season.

 

[robbiez666]

"I have nothing between these."

 

[sitwell]

'Do you think if I look a cunt like this someone will do a caption competition? '

 

[Tyler Durden]

"I'm a fucking piece of shit and the very embodiment of everything previously wrong with this club. I plan on spending this season hanging around Gentings and Spearmint Rhino with my 400 piece entourage acting the Billy Big Bollocks and pretending that I'm not a podgy 3rd Division footballer"


I'm er.....not very good at caption competitions.

 

[gavtheblade]

These have been in you're mammy!

 

[Snowman]

So then I had mi head pierced see.

 

[Blade56]

I've got a chin strap to hold it on while I'm playing but it digs in at the sides.

 

[INTERUNITED]

"Where's my fucking jumper gone?? It was draped around my shoulders a minute ago"

 

[1973Blade]

People say that blonds are dumb so I dyed my hair to prove them wrong.

 

[LenTednTony]

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Its cos I thought Coutts would be playing. It was to give him something to aim for so at least there'd be half a chance it get somewhere near instead of in the f'ing crowd!

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

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I deal with S24SU like this

 

[dublin 10 blade]

My bird has her snatch the same colour , I liked it so much I've gone for the same colour ,
I don't look like a cunt do I .

 

[Dnblade]

You can see this Barnet from outer space,but Bash still can't pick me out with pass.