Caption Competition No.1

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

No Prizes...

 

[Blade56]

No Prizes...

Doney's got black boots on, tosser

 

[Sean Thornton]

Done "up town after lads?"

 

[Esablade]

..it'll be alright once the season start's...

 

[Kenilworth]

Done: "You fucking pussies. At least when I wear back boots no one can have a go at me for trying to look the part but playing like a part."

 

[Gimli]

Sharp 'Glad you signed lads?'

 

[Tyler Durden]

"Let's see your six-pack then Billy"

"Oh haha, never gets old does it, funny fuckers"

 

[Kenilworth]

Done: "Hey, lads - don't laugh, but the gaffer has just asked McNuts to warm up, again"

 

[Kenilworth]

Done: "Psssst. Huss, Couttsy. You've left a bit of Jizz on yer chin"

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

No Prizes...

Couldn't care a fuck . What does it matter we don't get a win bonus .

 

[metalblade]

You must be good players to wear coloured boots ......................... as Kozzie would say better take em off then.

 

[INTERUNITED]

Done "Oi Hussey, Chris, Chris..... how the fuck did you make it as a professional footballer"

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Fleck. "And the comfortable winner is Clarkey. He`s THAT,and that`s just ont slack!"

 

[vorpal blade]

"When I said ' try dribbling ', thats really not what I meant"

 

[Pierre's PC]

"We need the ball to score, the ball, you know the the ball, that round thing about so big"

 

[Baxter]

Fleck: 'Ere lads, maybe if we play with my invisible ball we won't concede as many!'

 

[Blade56]

No Prizes...

Hey Flecky, I hear you do reyt good belly raspberries, go on gimmi a rasser, me too, me too

 

[Sean Thornton]

Who do these cunts think they are, booing us?

 

[BigBed]

"so if we all stand together in the goalmouth then they shouldn't score the forth should they!?"

 

[corkysbeard]

What do you reckon done lad? Bring back Woolford,hammond and sammon?

 

[Sean Thornton]

What do you reckon done lad? Bring back Woolford,hammond and sammon?

That's not funny corky imagine those three slotted into the current team

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

One, two, three, they gonna run back away
Cause we're the worst team that they ever did see
One, two, three, we're gonna run right away
They always wanna come, but they never wanna play

Keepers and the sh-oh-oht's they haunt me
Like ghosts they scare me
For They won't...
Ever be saved


Hit me up Elle King cos you're outta a job