Can we please never?

[bakeblade]

Doff the cap to billionaires like they seem to do at S6. They are fawning over this old rich guy because he's got too much money and could buy a plaything so he could, he hasn't done anything yet and they've already prematurely ejaculated, like me after a few too many Tetleys in the Rovers. No doubt some of them will say 'he hasn't had chance yet' which completely misses the point so they better not waste their breath. Remember when they doffed the cap to billionaire Chansiri at York after he'd been there 2 minutes, singing a mans name because he's rich is utterly bizarre so it is. No wonder the working class of this country have been getting screwed by the rich for centuries so they have.

After the shit show they're had recently, it's no wonder they are desperately clinging onto this guy

 

[BazWainwright]

Nowhere near a billionaire, nowhere near as wealthy as when Chancer took over.

Watch and enjoy

That's quite a watch, isn't it?

Jesus was welcomed into Jerusalem on the back of an ass, the crowds waving palm fronds and laying cloaks at his feet singing, "Hosanna to the Son of David! Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord! Hosanna in the highest heaven!"

Not long after, the crowds turned him into the Romans and he was nailed up. It didn't end well at all.

Djephon Chansiri enters Sheffield 6 in a limousine, the crowds waving scarves and smoking fags and vapes, singing, "Oh, Djephon Chansiri! (is that his name?)" and "Hark now hear the Wednesday sing!"

Not long after, the Wednesdayites turned on him and wanted him booted out of their relegated, humiliated football club as they slumped to a season where they lost 32 games, drew 12 and won just 2, with a goal difference of -60 and zero points. When he was gone and defeat was completed, the Wednesdayites rejoiced his demise and verily celebrated the batterings they'd had, including being put to the sword by their bitter rivals, who sounded their victory trumpets across the city. Twice. Hosannah, indeed!

Poetic.

 

[jimmymuir]

Doff the cap to billionaires like they seem to do at S6. They are fawning over this old rich guy because he's got too much money and could buy a plaything so he could, he hasn't done anything yet and they've already prematurely ejaculated, like me after a few too many Tetleys in the Rovers. No doubt some of them will say 'he hasn't had chance yet' which completely misses the point so they better not waste their breath. Remember when they doffed the cap to billionaire Chansiri at York after he'd been there 2 minutes, singing a mans name because he's rich is utterly bizarre so it is. No wonder the working class of this country have been getting screwed by the rich for centuries so they have.

We share the same city, but it is funny how different we are in terms of fanbase. I can't remember any of us really getting ahead of ourselves when COH took over, at most we were cautiously optimistic. There certainly wasn't any gathering outside the ground for them, or to greet/congratulate them. Maybe it's just been bred into us, but our mentalities/viewpoints are totally different. We're realistic/pessimistic and usually expect the worst is around the corner even if things are going well. They seem to live in a cuckoo fantasy world where they obsess over attendances (despite not averaging 30k over a season since 1968) and believe they are some sleeping giant of English football.

 

[I should coco]

He’s not a billionaire but they’ll wank him off cuz he announced “world class WiFi” on the pitch Saturday and they reacted like he announced they were signing Messi!

Those that can read, could use the Internet to Google their crowds.

I believe they generally average 50kper week, but we all know they can sell 250k tickets for a big game.

Older, bigger, better.

Pigenomics, innit.

 

[BazWainwright]

Pigenomics, innit.

^entirely this^

They even seem to be trolling themselves after watching stadiums (mainly their own) emptying with legions of vacant blue, plastic seats in the echoey, rust streaked death-trap laying witness to some reyt pastings, then announcing 'Wednesday are back!'

Yeah. Back in Division One.

 

[Keen Blade]

Got to be honest, I am mildly amused by Sheffield Wednesday's arousal at the appearance of this bloke given they've flirted with quite a few other suitors before who have obviously asked to see the books and given them a firm 'Nien Danke'.

It was only going to be a matter of time before some schmuck rocked up and saw style over content. Wednesday are in an appalling state and not in any way to 'be back' as their social media lemmings attest. They will start next season stupidly underpowered and EFL rules say anyway whoever comes in can't shit cash into the club for fear of it all collapsing inwards and it ending in a replay of this season, times two. There's a well-structured business understanding about sunk cost and Sheffield Wednesday are a classic example of that. The lower leagues and non league are peppered with lessons of this and they are set to be just that. The best thing their deluded fans can to is face up to the fact that to survive as a football club after Chanseri, they will have to spend at least a few seasons laying low and rebuilding (a bit like we did) and finding the right combination of players, manager and strategy rather than thinking this berk will open his wallet close season and buy a Permiership lineup.

I still think they are doomed. They deserve Division Two more than anything.

I admire your confidence in their demise.
But I cannot get away from the fundamental WRONG in this whole scenario , which is
That the stupid and/or corrupt EFL have publicly revealed that they are condoning an agreement that Storch will pay £millions to a creditor or creditors
IF IF IF
the pigs get instant promotion.
What does that mean ?
It means that the EFL , for the sake of the creditors ,
ABSOLUTELY NEED THE PIGS TO GET PROMOTED NEXT SEASON.
they've already helped them achieve that by disapplying a standard -15.
Who is to say that :
They won't help further by being very sloppy about the business plan and control of fees & wages.
Also
How can they prevent all this bolloxy positive PR from entering the heads of referees throughout the season whenever they are reffing the pigs ?

It's an all-pervasive sickening trail of corruption.

Any spare cash ?
Lump on the pigs getting promoted - it's nailed on

 

[Blades1971]

Didn't Storch try to buy Plymouth and failed? Mmmm

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Doff the cap to billionaires like they seem to do at S6. They are fawning over this old rich guy because he's got too much money and could buy a plaything so he could, he hasn't done anything yet and they've already prematurely ejaculated, like me after a few too many Tetleys in the Rovers. No doubt some of them will say 'he hasn't had chance yet' which completely misses the point so they better not waste their breath. Remember when they doffed the cap to billionaire Chansiri at York after he'd been there 2 minutes, singing a mans name because he's rich is utterly bizarre so it is. No wonder the working class of this country have been getting screwed by the rich for centuries so they have.

TLDFR…

 

[Champagneblade]

His shades are appalling.

1990s Steve Waugh wants them back!

 

[Jim Mcdonald]

Mester Chansiri. Will it be Mester Storch? Not only do we have to doff the cap to the wealthy, but we should call them Mester as well!!

 

[Hanauer]

Has Storchy got any plastic Golden Elephants?

Didn't Storch try to buy Plymouth and failed? Mmmm

Also interested in Derby, both him and Ashley.

 

[I should coco]

Mester Chansiri. Will it be Mester Storch? Not only do we have to doff the cap to the wealthy, but we should call them Mester as well!!

Don't worry, he'll only be Mester Storch until he stops pumping £15m in each year. Then he will be a 'rogue owner', and they'll all be telling Mester Ashley what a nice man he is.

Pigenomics, innit.

 

[Hanauer]

Those that can read, could use the Internet to Google their crowds.

I believe they generally average 50kper week, but we all know they can sell 250k tickets for a big game.

Older, bigger, better.

Pigenomics, innit.

And this attendance pic was taken at the same time they'd gone to the toilet. The ground was really packed ooy