Blades vs West Ham celebrity ding dong

[JJ Sefton]

The other night I was having a drink with some friends one of whom is a playwright who recently had a play on the west end starring an actor and TV presenter well known for his (some say hilariously overdone) Cockney demeanor and support of West Ham. My mate and the Cockney are good mates.

This Cockney actor was recently working on a film in Norway with another, even more well known actor who is a fan of Sheffield United.

The two get on and have worked together before. They are having a friendly drink one night when the tired and emotional Blade actor suddenly turns to the Cockney actor, mumbles something about Carlos Tevez and says "Youre a cheating cockney c**t" and thumps him.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Why did he need the excuse about the blades? Can't he just thump him for being who he is?

 

[SotonBlade]

Wasn't Mr Bean was it?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

I once saw the Cockney Cunt in Natwest on Tottenham Court Road. He was being the proper billy big bollocks, getting all the staff to run round after him, which the stupid bints were quite willing to do.

Pwoper cahnt.

 

[SotonBlade]

can someone make me aware of the identitys via PM?

 

[JJ Sefton]

Bear in mind that I heard this from a mate of the Cockneys who, presumably, got it from him so it might be a bit one sided.

On the other hand I used to work with a guy who went to school with the Cockney who, like my playwright friend, said he was a nice bloke really.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

They're in this film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1590950/

 

[SotonBlade]

They're in this film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1590950/

In that case...fair play Mr Blade!

 

[SwissBlade]

Sounds Pwoper Nawtee

 

[Torrix1889]

They're in this film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1590950/

He thumped Izabella Miko.............?

 

[broomhillblade]

The other night I was having a drink with some friends one of whom is a playwright who recently had a play on the west end starring an actor and TV presenter well known for his (some say hilariously overdone) Cockney demeanor and support of West Ham. My mate and the Cockney are good mates.

This Cockney actor was recently working on a film in Norway with another, even more well known actor who is a fan of Sheffield United.

The two get on and have worked together before. They are having a friendly drink one night when the tired and emotional Blade actor suddenly turns to the Cockney actor, mumbles something about Carlos Tevez and says "Youre a cheating cockney c**t" and thumps him.

Neatly done Walthy. A huge name-dropping post, without actually naming anyone!

 

[SwissBlade]

Neatly done Walthy. A huge name-dropping post, without actually naming anyone!

Except Tevez and Norway!

 

[Vancouver]

Neatly done Walthy. A huge name-dropping post, without actually naming anyone!

Although not avoiding potential libel issues as it's clearly obvious who it's referring to.

That said; who wouldn't want to lamp that mockney twat. I feel the 100% Blade who punched him deserves the key to the city for that. Maybe he should have slashed his face with a knive to make sure no women were ever interested in him again.

 

[cahill]

Not so impressed now ! I thought you were referring to Ray Winstone rather than the bowling midget. Bit of a hard nut in his day Winstone, ex -champion boxer. Not much time for Bean I'm afraid

 

[SwissBlade]

Not so impressed now ! I thought you were referring to Ray Winstone rather than the bowling midget. Bit of a hard nut in his day Winstone, ex -champion boxer. Not much time for Bean I'm afraid

Makes a change from Scaring Warnocks wife and kids though eh?

 

[kelham blade]

A big well done to Handsworth's finest. I'd love to have seen the shock on that cockney twat's face.

 

[cahill]

bang on Swiss Blade

 

[Bladesman]

Well that guy has been asking for a good smack especially with his "Tough Cockney" act he puts on in the hope some gang member doesnt give him a kicking.

 

[Crazyblade]

Brilliant. Well done Mr Blade.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Danny Dyer has been in another film with Mr Bean

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758771/

 

[Latters]

They're in this film

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1590950/

Oh good, I thought you meant Ray Winstone, who I actually don't mind, at first.

Dyer is just a bell-end who used to act all Billy Big Bollocks on that programme he did but shit it whenever anything looked like happening.

 

[Yossarian]

I have got no idea who this guy is, but thumbs up anyway.

 

[bladesfan]

and if they are still in Norway they will live happy ever after.