ShockingBadBuy
Often disappointed, never discouraged
Best Healthy and Safety rubbish I've heardwas at the kids' primary school, a couple of years ago. One of the tiny children had fallen over and badly grazed his leg in the playground. School had to call his parents in to administer calpol and bandage his knee, because absence of a first aider and the School's H&S protocols meant that they were not allowed to give medical help to a distressed and injured child.
F.F.S !
F.F.S !