Blades & Mariners fans In Court This Week

[silver blade]

https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/grimsby-town-sheffield-united-violence-1515133

 

[Bladesman]

Kidney punches for everyone.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Amazing how nearly all of them were saddened, disappointed, ashamed and full of remorse and how it was totally out of character for them to kick a man on the ground, punch someone else twice and kick them when they went to ground.

Utter, utter bollocks

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

The police ordered us to stay in the pub as it all kicked off outside.

I fully co-operated with the law that day.

 

[Bladesman]

The police ordered us to stay in the pub as it all kicked off outside.

I fully co-operated with the law that day.

You just stayed in the pub and threw kidney punches at the women and kids. Then set some flares off in the bogs. #sheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace

 

[The Crab]

You just stayed in the pub and threw kidney punches at the women and kids. Then set some flares off in the bogs. #sheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace

That wasn't a flare #dodgytandoori

 

[Bladesman]

That wasn't a flare #dodgytandoori

Well whatever happened it caused an overflow.

 

[The Crab]

Well whatever happened it caused an overflow.

We've all done that. Well, I have

 

[Foxy]

The police ordered us to stay in the pub as it all kicked off outside.

I fully co-operated with the law that day.

I violently chucked a load of vinegar on my fish and chips and then expertly avoided the trouble going on all around in an attempt not to drop any on the way to the ground.

Succeeded, despite the fact there was much bellendery on show.

 

[itsinyerblood]

I violently chucked a load of vinegar on my fish and chips and then expe.rtly avoided the trouble going on all around in an attempt not to drop any on the way to the ground.

Succeeded, despite the fact there was much bellendery on show.

Thing is, your reputation goes before you. You're a serial vinegar splasher, especially where the locals are concerned. No quarter given or asked, no wonder your cavalier approach to Sarson's isn't easily forgotten. The fact that you 'expertly' avoided trouble this time round doesn't excuse your carefully designed approach when it comes to causing the locals distress.
No wonder Wilder's had enough

 

[The Crab]

Thing is, your reputation goes before you. You're a serial vinegar splasher, especially where the locals are concerned. No quarter given or asked, no wonder your cavalier approach to Sarson's isn't easily forgotten. The fact that you 'expertly' avoided trouble this time round doesn't excuse your carefully designed approach when it comes to causing the locals distress.
No wonder Wilder's had enough

Hope it was Non Brewed Condiment. Ms Crab prefers Malt Vinegar. Ms Crab is wrong.

 

[Worksop II]

Hope it was Non Brewed Condiment. Ms Crab prefers Malt Vinegar. Ms Crab is wrong.

The OP clearly stated Vinegar, not stuff that isn't Vinegar

 

[Billyblade]

Hope it was Non Brewed Condiment. Ms Crab prefers Malt Vinegar. Ms Crab is wrong.

I can't like this more than once. Malt Vinegar stinks.
Non-Brewed I could drink

 

[The Crab]

I can't like this more than once. Malt Vinegar stinks.
Non-Brewed I could drink

Fish & Chips not the same without it

 

[Rodley]

Is that “chip shop vinegar” Crab? Isn’t that a children’s condiment for meek types who can’t handle the proper stuff?

 

[grafikhaus]

'The 30 men are appearing at Hull Crown Court throughout this week following the violent scenes in Cleethorpes in July 2016.'

The cops quick off the mark as ever. No long-dead DJs or ex-Prime Ministers to slander? In echoes of Roygbiv 'View From Grimsby':

'Webster “popped into town to do some quick shopping” and got caught up in events.'

'He helped with social and charitable events.'

'...did not go to the match and was shopping with a friend when he decided to”pop for a pint” at a pub.'

'Others were also kicking him.'

'He was now a very different person.'

'Austwick tried to flee from the scene on a bicycle, the court heard.'

'Police dogs bit some of those involved.' (I bet they did...)

'grafikhaus was on his way to bible class when somebody thrust a piece of 4 by 2 in his hands and he was waving it around as there were lots of flies around on the day in question.' (Think I might have made that one up, but who knows with solicitors like these?)

 

[Sean Thornton]

Thing is, your reputation goes before you. You're a serial vinegar splasher, especially where the locals are concerned. No quarter given or asked, no wonder your cavalier approach to Sarson's isn't easily forgotten. The fact that you 'expertly' avoided trouble this time round doesn't excuse your carefully designed approach when it comes to causing the locals distress.
No wonder Wilder's had enough

Sarsons isn't chip shop vinegar Sir.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Sarsons isn't chip shop vinegar Sir.

Oi, just my creative flow bruv, cut me a little slack wilya?

 

[super_pig]

biggest thing in Grimsby since WW2 i reckon

 

[Worksop II]

Sarsons isn't chip shop vinegar Sir.

Not one Chippy has Sarsans Vinegar on the Counter ?

 

[The Crab]

Sarsons isn't chip shop vinegar Sir.

This was the point I was trying to make to Ms Crab, a point I am immovable on. The hostilities that ensued were the worst since the "by the way, my Mum and Dad are coming on holiday with us" battle of last year. I was comprehensively trounced by the way.

 

[Brian Blessed]

"He was involved in gesticulating and having his arms in the air "

Throw the key away, hangings too good etc.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

#markduffyisadisgrace

#thesunisnotyourfriend

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not one Chippy has Sarsans Vinegar on the Counter ?

That's not what I said now is it?

Though Sarsans? Probably not

 

[mosbolad]

I was on the most excellent pitch and putt on the front that day when the local Grimsby intelligentsia ultras strolled past looking for trouble.

You can bet they had second thoughts when they saw 5 fat middle aged blokes complete with putting irons leaning against a windmill!

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

One shouted, "Come on Grimsby, what are you f*****g running for?".

Because there were no coppers to act hard behind probably.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Hope it was Non Brewed Condiment. Ms Crab prefers Malt Vinegar. Ms Crab is wrong.

Oh no she isn`t !

 

[Davalon]

No doubt plenty acted like dicks but I know at least one in court who did fuck all to deserve the process and cost he's been through.

Hopefully justice prevails in that instance.

 

[coolhandluke]

#markduffyisadisgrace

#thesunisnotyourfriend

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Ooompah , loompah , dumpidy doo .....

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

I was on the most excellent pitch and putt on the front that day when the local Grimsby intelligentsia ultras strolled past looking for trouble.
You can bet they had second thoughts when they saw 5 fat middle aged blokes complete with putting irons leaning against a windmill!

Gotcha !:-
"Older men with “grey hairs and pot bellies” encouraged the “younger lads” but they had not been identified by the police"