Blades at the movies.....

[The_Green_Man]

One that will no doubt brushed up the backs of the traditionalists on here who hate things such as this......Seriously though, a bit of tom-foolery with no harm intended.....

An idea stolen from the build up of this years Ryder Cup in which the European team were asked which of the team would be the best choice to play James Bond in the next movie.??.....

So here we are......Blades at the movies! Pick your Movie and pick your cast from our current crop of talent or even former blades.

*awaits backlash from forum police*
*Awaits comments relating to lack of artistic skills - no photoshop*
*awaits tasteless sex scene picture*

 

[The_Green_Man]

Ahould probably be one of the Wallace's sat on a bench......But our lad Bash is a bit of a Forrest Gump ain't he.....

 

[ForgeBlade]

Thought this was going to be the perfect thread to talk about the time I trod on Carl Asaba's foot in cineworld as a kid....apparently not.

(I was so scared I might have injured him...)

 

[Wapping Blade]

Thought this was going to be the perfect thread to talk about the time I trod on Carl Asaba's foot in cineworld as a kid....apparently not.

(I was so scared I might have injured him...)

When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Asaba

When the ball hits the net like a f*****' rock-et it's Asaba

Memries!

 

[ForgeBlade]

When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Asaba

When the ball hits the net like a f*****' rock-et it's Asaba

Memries!

When the Blades beat the pigs it's not Beckham or Giggs it's Asaba

What score makes pig fans blue We**esday 1 Bladesmen 2 it's Asaba

Such a hero...will never forget him pulling his nose up and making a "pig" gesture at their kop after scoring there for Millwall.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Dirty Harry starring Harry Maguire because he name is Harry also.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Dean Hammond as Dracula..blood sucking bastard !

 

[gavtheblade]

The elephant man.Starring Michael Tonge.
The accused.Starring Chedwyn Evans.
Jesus Christ superstar.Starring Michael Brown.
Trainspotting.Starring Jose Baxter.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

The Fat Useless Cunt starring Michael Higdon.
The Man With No Shame starring Dean Hammond.
Ugly Betty starring Michael Tonge.
Jurrasic Park Starring Kevin Blackwell.

 

[Liaminho9]

Partially linked... Sheffield United Shirt in Batman Begins.

 

[itsinyerblood]

50 Shades Of Adkins - do your own graphic!

 

[The_Green_Man]

Surely Adkins should be the film below?....The film that he got all of his ideas, tactics and inspiration quote ideas from?

The Mighty Ducks!

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

José would be a shoe in for this film

 

[BerksBlade]

Clueless.
Take your pick from recent managers...

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Errrrrmmm.....
http://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/suggest-a-shit-show-feat-ex-blades.46822/

 

[DifferentClass]

Babe starring Terry Curran!

 

[wizadry]

Dean Hammond starring in a true story based on the life of 'Richard John Bingham'.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Life of Pie starring Michael Higdon

 

[Blade for Sale]

The Hobbit ; An Unexpected Way of Spunking Money up the Wall with Lee Hendrie

 

[alcoblade]

Thought this was going to be the perfect thread to talk about the time I trod on Carl Asaba's foot in cineworld as a kid....apparently not.

(I was so scared I might have injured him...)

Good job it wasn't Wallace, he'd have had to have his foot amputated.

 

[wizadry]

Good job it wasn't Wallace, he'd have had to have his foot amputated.

We'd then offer him another three year contract.

 

[Kenilworth]

When Harry Met Sammy

Harry Bassett met Sam Hashimi and shared some raw fish impregnated with wacky baccy

 

[Sean Thornton]

Mel Gibson playing the part of James Wallace in "No Heart"

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ched Evans in Gladiator

 

[1danewhitehouse]

When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole it's Asaba

When the ball hits the net like a f*****' rock-et it's Asaba

Memries!

When the Blades beat the pigs it's not Beckham not Giggs it's Asaba
He can score with his head leaves Des Walker for Dead it's Asaba.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Ricky Tomlinson playing Dave Bassett: England Manager.

Bob Hoskins in Who framed Paul Rogers' rabbit?

Franz Carrs and Franz Carrs 2.

Honey I shrunk the kids starring Stefan Scougall and Louis Reed.

 

[Kabba Kabba Doo]

Paul Coutts must be a shoe-in for the new Bond after being dubbed 'Pengting'

 

[The_Green_Man]

Errrrrmmm.....
http://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/suggest-a-shit-show-feat-ex-blades.46822/

Erm movie or TV show?

 

[Grappler]

Erm movie or TV show?

Movies or TV, it doesn't matter if you are as versatile as that star of stage and screen, the nations favourite, Nick "Monty" Montgomery

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Errrrrmmm.....
http://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?threads/suggest-a-shit-show-feat-ex-blades.46822/

PM me mate?