Best comedy moment when watching the Blades

[SouthEssexBlade]

4th division season, away at Halifax. One down in about 3 minutes, then about 5 minutes later we get a penalty. Blades go nuts, wall behind me on the terracing wobbles like SV in a disco!

'That fucking thing is going to fall over, I'm moving down!' says I

'Don't be a pillock, it wont fall down!' says my mate, leaning against it.

Kenworthy scores the penalty, Blades go nuts and the wall came tumbling down. One mate with ruined pepe jeans, Lacoste top, adidas trainers and a big gash down his leg. He wasn't amused, I couldn't stop laughing...and we won 5-1

 

[Revolution]

This was an off pitch.can you remember the fa cup game against arsenal at bdtbl in the mid 90`s when veart scored and we won 1.0.Well,before the game the stadium security announcement said`DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING VOLUME OF SUPPORTERS TRYING TO ENTER THE GROUND,THE GAME HAS BEEN DELAYED BY 15MINS TO SEE SHEFFIELD UTD WIN BY 1 GOAL TO NIL`and guess what.we did!!!!

One other amusing incident that night was the standing ovation Arsenal substitute Andy Linighan got when he started to warm up. Linighan enjoyed the acclaim, saluting the kop with raised arms.

Another Arsenal one - it happened in one of the 1-1 draws we had with them at home in the 1990s, I think in 1993-4. We had taken the lead (as we did in all three of those games) but they had equalised and were all over us as time was running out. United were clearly feeling the pressure when they conceded a corner at the kop end. Paul Merson came over to take it on the John Street side, but completely diffused all the tension by stubbing his toe as he went to take the corner. The ball rolled a couple of feet and went out for a goal kick. Everyone burst out laughing, on and off the pitch, and Merson, who never took himself too seriously, turned and bowed to the kop, to wide acclaim.

Simon Stainrod against Luton I think circa 1976. Drew the goalie, slotted the ball home, spins round celebrating the goal. But it had stuck in the mud on the line - no goal! We all knew but Stan was still celebrating.

My first ever match, Easter Saturday 1978. I don't remember the incident though - I was only 5. All I remember is the heavy rain.

That would've been Stainrod's hatrick. We won 4-1 anyway.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Any John Burridge warm-up routine. A combination of Oz aerobics and Laurel & Hardy.

 

[Robbie]

PA announcement -

Went something along the lines of

'Can the owner of the Blue Mondeo, registrationg XYZ arking in bay 89, please attend their car as it is now parked in bay 110 - you've left the handbrake off'

 

[Notts Blade]

PA announcement -

Went something along the lines of

'Can the owner of the Blue Mondeo, registrationg XYZ arking in bay 89, please attend their car as it is now parked in bay 110 - you've left the handbrake off'

Wasn't that followed by

'Can the owner of the car parked in bay 110 please attend their car as the car in bay 89 has run into it.'

I always used to enjoy Peschy do his goalie practice at half time warm ups.

 

[JJ Sefton]

i remember that game, as it was touch and go because of the snow,milosevic another cheating bastard,it was an identical penalty to gerrards when we went up,i remember it like it were yesterday

I remember hearing that Don Hutchison was so sure it would be postponed he went on the piss the night before. Whoops!

 

[Robbie]

Wasn't that followed by

'Can the owner of the car parked in bay 110 please attend their car as the car in bay 89 has run into it.'
.

Hahahaha yes it was

 

[mattbianco1]

Palace away last game of the season. 1000'S of blades lining either side of the street when one bloke in his palace shirt has to cross the road. Quality.

Same game, walking up the road and some palace fans were in a VW Polo (Harlequin.) It was red hot they had their windows down then all the blades stood in front of the car and sang "What the f*cking hell is that!"

 

[super_pig]

>blasted the ball with pinpoint accuracy into the player's knackers
heh i once did that in a schoolboy game.. the kid got carried off. i have an abiding memory of him looking over to me and sobbing 'what did you do that for?'

 

[SRBlade]

Hull fans at the Lane in the season they went up.

They were fighting with each other in the away end, one fat lump ran on the pitch, stopped to take a breather after 5 yards and while he was being marshalled away by police and stewards his jeans fell down and he flashed his baggy blue boxers to 28k+ people, then after the match about 30 16 year old hull fans tried to storm into the sportsman, ha ha ha.

 

[Vintage Shirt]

[video=youtube;n0RxeVgl4hQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0RxeVgl4hQ[/video]

I did enjoy this game

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Blades v Port Vale (1997 I believe) - Dean Saunders one-two off the keeper's back and then slotted home. Both hilariously funny and pure genius!

[video=youtube;QZFgrW7LrQE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZFgrW7LrQE&feature=channel[/video]

 

[William Large]

stockport v blades - must have been a few years ago now - they had andy dibble in goal and he was getting rather wound up by the away fans. A Dibble clearance struck D'Jaffo on the back and the ball landed somwhere between them. Must have been the one and only time D'Jaffo got to the ball first, but was promtly flattened by Dibble just after, penalty and sending off, I nearly felt sorry for him.

Best bit was when dibble got sent off, he had been goaded all match by the blades fans for being a tubby bitch and to be fair gave a bit back. When he got sent off it wasin front of the travelling blades, he had to take off his shirt to another player and revealed his hefty frame in all it's splendour. He got some right stick and looked like he was going to cry! it was fucking freezing on that open end too, pissed it down all afternoon. Funny tho!