Best comedy moment when watching the Blades

[bladesman1889]

How about Lee Hendrie at Deepdale a few years ago?

He was a sub, and in the second half he was warming up right in front of the Preston fans in that new stand there. I think they were giving him a bit of stick, so he started bending over and sort of wiggling his arse in front of them. Then he started doing all sorts of ridiculous stretches and they were getting proper wound up :lol:

 

[SwissBlade]

Palace away last game of the season. 1000'S of blades lining either side of the street when one bloke in his palace shirt has to cross the road. Quality.

Same place... Blades fans Rocking the Palace fans mini

Blades fans in Mexican outfits and pig noses sneaking up to a car full of Palace fans (looking rather nervous as they waited in traffic, but with their windows down) and giving an almighty comedy sneeze in through the windows. Scaring the sh*t out of them. Brilliant.

Palace pub (duke of wellington?) opening up early with Blades fans outside to greet the Blades fans with a sign on the door "No Away fans" only to take this down when a few hundred more turned up... followed literally minutes later by thousands more almost closing the whole street.

 

[tyneblade]

Anyone remember the girl in the white suit at Scunthorpe in the early 80s?

 

[Ivanhoe]

Luton away the season we got promoted, it was really sunny and we were stood outside a pub having a couple of pre-match sneck lifters, with numerous unknown but fellow blades. One of who is disabled and in a wheelchair, when another blade in a wheelchair comes around the corner and they immediately began chatting, Blade#1 "Where's tha got thi car parked up", Blade#2 "In't official car park", Blade#1 "Aarrs tha managed that, thi wunt let me in. Thi sed that thi wernt spaces for disabled", Blade#2 "I asked a young black lad wi a clipboard if I cud get in, he sed only if mi name were on his list". Blade#1 "Wor append then" Blade#2 "I sed mi name were Neil Warnock an he let mi in". We nearly spilled our ale with laughing.

 

[sitwell]

Swanseas physiette running on the pitch last match ,tits bouncing allover ,Nosworthy was doubled up pissing himself laughing.

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Some jems already. The girl who is Swanseas trainer. Crikey, I thought she was carrying a sack of spuds.

Not really a Blades moment but during the Sheffield FC vs Inter game a couple of seasons ago at BDTBL, the kid with the dazzling skills doing half a dozen step-overs Ronaldo style, then trod on the ball and did his groin.

Anyone got the link to the footage of the 1960's trainer running on, bucket and magic sponge in hand and doing his hamstring? Probably the greatest comedy moment in football ever..?

 

[Guesty]

How about Lee Hendrie at Deepdale a few years ago?

He was a sub, and in the second half he was warming up right in front of the Preston fans in that new stand there. I think they were giving him a bit of stick, so he started bending over and sort of wiggling his arse in front of them. Then he started doing all sorts of ridiculous stretches and they were getting proper wound up :lol:

"Lee Hendrie Shagged yer mum!"

The only entertaining thing about that match, as I recall.

 

[1973_Blade]

Leigh Bromby's attempt at a Ronaldo type free kick - with the whole of the crowd laughing at the effort.

Dane Whitehouse's testimonial match - one completely drunk fan sing: "Bobby Ford, Oh Bobby, Bobby Ford" for the duration of the match.

The "Balloon" goal against City.

Tony Agana's face after being hugged by a topless young lady who was streaking.

Every time the Kop informs us that the pigs have fooked it up again!

 

[shorehamview]

Away in Manchester before the semi against Newcastle. Outside a pub with loads of Blades in fancy dress, when several coppers rolled up on their motorbikes like in "Chips" (Google it or ask your Dad). They parked the bikes up and swaggered towards the pub, ready to dispense justice to the unruly, which was most of us. Behind them a reather well-lubricated Blade in a home shirt and Telly Tubby mask jumped on one of the bikes and tried in vain to start it. It was only when the coppers turned round they realised why the entire beer garden full of Blades was singing "There's only one Tinky Winky!" The coppers just managed to catch this lad mainly due to him being almost incapable of standing due to the amount of ale he must have supped.

 

[scouseblade]

stockport v blades - must have been a few years ago now - they had andy dibble in goal and he was getting rather wound up by the away fans. A Dibble clearance struck D'Jaffo on the back and the ball landed somwhere between them. Must have been the one and only time D'Jaffo got to the ball first, but was promtly flattened by Dibble just after, penalty and sending off, I nearly felt sorry for him.

I was there, the funniest bit was he swapped shirts with there player - I think they'd used all their subs and the other players shirt bearly made it his waist....pissed myself

 

[scouseblade]

I agree with the Dean Saunders incident against Port Vale, brilliant. Des Walker, kop end to seal the win.

 

[Ivanhoe]

Can anyone remember the ref getting hit in the eye with the snowball that had turned to ice, it was thrown from the Kop with some right venom(Initially funny, but after a while not so), If memory serves me right he was taken off injured.

 

[Linz]

Has anyone cared about United conceding less than when Robert Page returned the favour at the other end during the Forest Semi?

 

[Robbie]

Leigh Bromby's attempt at a Ronaldo type free kick - with the whole of the crowd laughing at the effort.

For anyone that watched it back on SKY, the even funnier part of this free kick was Blackwells expression to the free kick hahahaha

Anyways, Des Walker and Saunders goal are definitely up there.

Paddy Kenny, at Reading.... getting loads of grief 'have you ever seen your knob' etc.... when he duly holds his hands a decent size apart as if to say 'this big' classic.
Paddy could have banter with the best of them.

 

[SwissBlade]

Paddy Kenny, at Reading.... getting loads of grief 'have you ever seen your knob' etc.... when he duly holds his hands a decent size apart as if to say 'this big' classic.
Paddy could have banter with the best of them.

Robbie, I think there is a ban on any comments that show Paddy in a good light

 

[Tizertrance]

The one that immediately sprung to my mind was from Palace away a few years ago, Rob Kozluk taking a throw in with 2 balls, ref wasn't best pleased

 

[Linz]

The one that immediately sprung to my mind was from Palace away a few years ago, Rob Kozluk taking a throw in with 2 balls, ref wasn't best pleased

Speaking of which, the protests of the United players after he did the 800 metres with his shirt off after scoring at Grimsby were hilarious too

 

[WhiteHawk]

Paddy Kenny, at Reading.... getting loads of grief 'have you ever seen your knob' etc.... when he duly holds his hands a decent size apart as if to say 'this big' classic.
Paddy could have banter with the best of them.

I was at that match. The banter between Paddy and the Reading fans was quite possibly the best I've ever seen.

 

[Robbie]

Robbie, I think there is a ban on any comments that show Paddy in a good light

Edited .

 

[Wards]

The lads from H block running accross the pitch and nicking the flag from the oppo fans (Wendy or Forest I think).

Pure genius if a bit naughty.

 

[Conroy]

Two for me.....

First was when Glynn Hodges scored in front of Kop and failed to negotiate the hoarding going arse over tit as he went to celebrate (followed the week after by him tentitively stepping over it in comedy fashion)

Second was in the play off semi against Forest at the lane when Harewood was down injured and milking it. Kozluk goes over to 'see how he is' and nips him on the back of the arm (this does quite hurt...try it) with Harewood making a recovery of biblical proportions to protest......class.

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

First season back in the top flight (Bassett era) we didn't win at home until december against the scabs. Glynn hodges celebrating a goal and then going arse over tit over the avertising boards.
Also this season, the bristol fans singing "2-0 and you fcuk'd it up" just as we score the 3rd in mega injury time!

 

[Kentblade]

I have a very distant memory of Jimmy Hagan lining up to take a free kick. An opposition player stood a few feet in front of him to try to delay the kick. Hagan, wearing his usual deadpan expression, took aim and blasted the ball with pinpoint accuracy into the player's knackers. I remember Harold Brook nearly wetting himself, and even the ref was laughing. The defender went down as though he'd been shot and their trainer came on to give him the cold-sponge-down-the-shorts treatment. When the kick was retaken there was no defender anywhere near Hagan.

Remember that incident as if it was yesterday Broomhill.
Blades v West Brom at the lane, blades kicking towards Bramall Lane end.
Free kick just in front of dug outs, in those days they were on the John Street side.
Hagan places ball on oitch, prepares to take free kick, Ray Barlow of WBA goes up close to ball.Ref waves him back,moves about an inch, Jimmy looks up,glares,Barlow still there so Jimmy runs on to ball and whacks it,Barlow drops to his knees.I dont think he ever stood that close again.
Well done Jimmy Hagan .you were a legend.
UTB

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

Nothing comes close to half-time at Skegness Town pre season in 1987. The Blades had a 200 a side kickabout. I was sat behind the goal with some Blades and a couple of local kids were sat with us. One of the Blades says to the kids, "I bet your mother's t'village bike. I bet she's got piss flaps like a blind cobbler's thumb."

Well, it made me laugh.

 

[broomhillblade]

Remember that incident as if it was yesterday Broomhill.
Blades v West Brom at the lane, blades kicking towards Bramall Lane end.
Free kick just in front of dug outs, in those days they were on the John Street side.
Hagan places ball on oitch, prepares to take free kick, Ray Barlow of WBA goes up close to ball.Ref waves him back,moves about an inch, Jimmy looks up,glares,Barlow still there so Jimmy runs on to ball and whacks it,Barlow drops to his knees.I dont think he ever stood that close again.
Well done Jimmy Hagan .you were a legend.
UTB

Your memory for detail is much sharper than mine Kenty!

Happy days!

 

[sothall blade]

cup match away against rushden and diamonds,cant remember the year but we wore the lime green kit,think it was curtis that scored and in the goal celebration one of our players launched himself to jump on curtis, curtis dummied him he finished up flat out on the turf

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

cup match away against rushden and diamonds,cant remember the year but we wore the lime green kit,think it was curtis that scored and in the goal celebration one of our players launched himself to jump on curtis, curtis dummied him he finished up flat out on the turf

It was Shaun Derry. Very funny indeed.

 

[Santos]

Some good ones here but a few which i personally enjoyed were Hulse's robust efforts to get a yellow card when we played Arsenal in the Premiership at the Lane (a booking would mean he would miss the pointless fa cup game against Swansea), he kicked the ball away after a freekick, the ref warned him then right infront of him he booted it away again to pick up a card!

 

[SwissBlade]

Edited .

Brilliant Robbie - Brought a laugh to my otherwise dull evening

 

[bladesman1889]

The lads from H block running accross the pitch and nicking the flag from the oppo fans (Wendy or Forest I think).

Pure genius if a bit naughty.

I thought it was a West Brom flag?