Bed wetting Section

[SouthStandGBlock]

Foxy, could you set up a Bed wetting Section, where all the Bedwetters, Sandy Vaginas and Negative Nellies and Nigel's, can have their own section to start and continue their moaning threads at the slightest bump in the road?

Like a corner of the pub where all the moaning gits sit. Like Tommy in early doors. On their own in the corner, nursing half a mild.

There are plenty on here, the ones who want to sack the manager if we lose one game, berate a new signing after a bad debut, sack the board for putting the price of the pies up.etc etc

They'd love it, and we'd love it as we don't have to listen to their piss boiling comments after the slightest, minor setback or change.

Go on, you know it makes sense.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Today's performance was fucking dire, we've set our stall out as a team that's organised, robust, good at football and pretty hard to beat. We have for me the strongest squad in the league and yet today, we rock up at Oxford, one of the crappest teams in the league and get beat pretty easily. No fucking sand in the vagina, no fucking bed wetting, just an honest review of a shitty performance.

I know you're looking for likes, and I know you want to be seen as a massive Blade but this is nothing but a 'look at me' thread, and if you really want this then Foxy should start a section for MASSIVE Blades and who knows, you might get to be the most biggest Blade ever ffs.

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

Today's performance was fucking dire, we've set our stall out as a team that's organised, robust, good at football and pretty hard to beat. We have for me the strongest squad in the league and yet today, we rock up at Oxford, one of the crappest teams in the league and get beat pretty easily. No fucking sand in the vagina, no fucking bed wetting, just an honest review of a shitty performance.

I know you're looking for likes, and I know you want to be seen as a massive Blade but this is nothing but a 'look at me' thread, and if you really want this then Foxy should start a section for MASSIVE Blades and who knows, you might get to be the most biggest Blade ever ffs.

Is it balls look at me, what a stupid comment.

I genuinely think there should be a section for some of the posters on here who want to moan about everything, and lie in wait for the slightest thing to spout their vitriol. They literally can't wait to moan.

Give them their own section, they could offload, and the rest of us don't need to listen to it.

I'm all for negative comments when it's warranted, but some of the posters on here are itching to repost their daft theories at the slightest opportunity.

Suggestions about sacking the manager when we are top of the league and draw a game at home for example?

Massive Blade my arse. I've never claimed that or wanted that. Another stupid comment from you.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

The way you've pissed your pants because I called you out on it just proves my point. FFS, we all handle this shit in different ways, just fucking accept that and move on.

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

The way you've pissed your pants because I called you out on it just proves my point. FFS, we all handle this shit in different ways, just fucking accept that and move on.

Using your theory no one would ever start a new thread as it would signal look at me.

You've called me out on nothing, other than show up your own inadequacy.

 

[Not so Slim ane]

Foxy, could you set up a Bed wetting Section, where all the Bedwetters, Sandy Vaginas and Negative Nellies and Nigel's, can have their own section to start and continue their moaning threads at the slightest bump in the road?

Like a corner of the pub where all the moaning gits sit. Like Tommy in early doors. On their own in the corner, nursing half a mild.

There are plenty on here, the ones who want to sack the manager if we lose one game, berate a new signing after a bad debut, sack the board for putting the price of the pies up.etc etc

They'd love it, and we'd love it as we don't have to listen to their piss boiling comments after the slightest, minor setback or change.

Go on, you know it makes sense.

Look at me, look at me please please please for the love of god look at me. I'm the most massive blade in the world

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Using your theory no one would ever start a new thread as it would signal look at me.

You've called me out on nothing, other than show up your own inadequacy.

 

[Wincobank S9 Blade]

Think there’s a happy clapper section somewhere

 

[OLDBLADE43]

The way you've pissed your pants because I called you out on it just proves my point. FFS, we all handle this shit in different ways, just fucking accept that and move on.

Your reply to the above makes you look very much like your avatar

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Your reply to the above makes you look very much like your avatar

A convicted sex offender? Are you feeling ok?

 

[JJ Sefton]

Foxy, could you set up a Bed wetting Section, where all the Bedwetters, Sandy Vaginas and Negative Nellies and Nigel's, can have their own section to start and continue their moaning threads at the slightest bump in the road?

Can anyone point me in this direction?

 

[Ecco1889]

Football shreds your emotions,you react to the moment and you say how you feel at that time.
That’s why this forum works so well…sanitise it at your peril

 

[OLDBLADE43]

A convicted sex offender? Are you feeling ok?

I didn't know that. How long did you get?

 

[jono_t2000]

Foxy, could you set up a Bed wetting Section, where all the Bedwetters, Sandy Vaginas and Negative Nellies and Nigel's, can have their own section to start and continue their moaning threads at the slightest bump in the road?

Like a corner of the pub where all the moaning gits sit. Like Tommy in early doors. On their own in the corner, nursing half a mild.

There are plenty on here, the ones who want to sack the manager if we lose one game, berate a new signing after a bad debut, sack the board for putting the price of the pies up.etc etc

They'd love it, and we'd love it as we don't have to listen to their piss boiling comments after the slightest, minor setback or change.

Go on, you know it makes sense.

It's quite funny because those lot across the city are saying the exact opposite right now

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Foxy, could you set up a Bed wetting Section, where all the Bedwetters, Sandy Vaginas and Negative Nellies and Nigel's, can have their own section to start and continue their moaning threads at the slightest bump in the road?

Like a corner of the pub where all the moaning gits sit. Like Tommy in early doors. On their own in the corner, nursing half a mild.

There are plenty on here, the ones who want to sack the manager if we lose one game, berate a new signing after a bad debut, sack the board for putting the price of the pies up.etc etc

They'd love it, and we'd love it as we don't have to listen to their piss boiling comments after the slightest, minor setback or change.

Go on, you know it makes sense.

Thank you for Calling the Bed Wetters coldline. I'm sorry we are all unavailable right now please continue to hold the line until we get back to you....

 

[Nick Jansky]

Foxy, could you set up a Bed wetting Section, where all the Bedwetters, Sandy Vaginas and Negative Nellies and Nigel's, can have their own section to start and continue their moaning threads at the slightest bump in the road?

Like a corner of the pub where all the moaning gits sit. Like Tommy in early doors. On their own in the corner, nursing half a mild.

There are plenty on here, the ones who want to sack the manager if we lose one game, berate a new signing after a bad debut, sack the board for putting the price of the pies up.etc etc

They'd love it, and we'd love it as we don't have to listen to their piss boiling comments after the slightest, minor setback or change.

Go on, you know it makes sense.

I thought this was exactly what Shitbox was for, and the vast majority already ignore it.

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Is it balls look at me, what a stupid comment.

I genuinely think there should be a section for some of the posters on here who want to moan about everything, and lie in wait for the slightest thing to spout their vitriol. They literally can't wait to moan.

Give them their own section, they could offload, and the rest of us don't need to listen to it.

I'm all for negative comments when it's warranted, but some of the posters on here are itching to repost their daft theories at the slightest opportunity.

Suggestions about sacking the manager when we are top of the league and draw a game at home for example?

Massive Blade my arse. I've never claimed that or wanted that. Another stupid comment from you.

There is an easier way that dosent involve Foxy doing anything.
You just get your finger on the touchscreen and swipe up past the comments that doesn't agree with your view (you dont have to be upto Rohl standard to swipe), if you haven't got a touchscreen then just click on your mouse at the side bar and it takes you past that comment.
You could also put the bedwetting posters on ignore if they are really annoying you then you would see any of their comments.

 

[LondonBlade89]

It's quite funny because those lot across the city are saying the exact opposite right now

One side is pushing for the PL with the best record in the league. The other is a failing club going nowhere not even paying its players. One team needs a set of fans throwing their full support behind it. The other genuinely needs fans kicking off.

 

[jono_t2000]

One side is pushing for the PL with the best record in the league. The other is a failing club going nowhere not even paying its players. One team needs a set of fans throwing their full support behind it. The other genuinely needs fans kicking off.

Exactly I'd prefer to support a team that fans only settle for 100% effort.

Rather than a team that celebrates draws as wins and claps everything no matter how turgid.

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

The way you've pissed your pants because I called you out on it just proves my point. FFS, we all handle this shit in different ways, just fucking accept that and move on.

Awwww, do you want a hug and a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows on?

 

[Loco Blade]

The reality is we are a mid sized club probably over achieving this season . Think over the years my priority has changed from wanting us to be kings of Europe to just having a good day out and a few pints with my mates in this fucked up world we live in . So to me it’s not a life changer if we lose or win . Obviously I want the club to do well but let’s get real here . The long term future of the club is important but so is the enjoyment. We are going to need something extraordinary next season to finish 17th or higher in the prem . Yesterday showed why. If we miss out on autos and end up at Wembley I will look forward to it and hopefully get the Wembley monkey off our backs . Remember it’s not the destination it’s the journey!
UTB

 

[LondonBlade89]

Exactly I'd prefer to support a team that fans only settle for 100% effort.

Rather than a team that celebrates draws as wins and claps everything no matter how turgid.

I’m not sure if you’re trying to make a separate point but it’s all about context for me. If I’m following my team and we’ve got the best record in the league and 40 games into the season we chuck in a poor performance against a team we should be beating. I’m not going to be happy. But I’m also not going to moan and groan about it. No team smashes it every week. Write it off and move on.

 

[Crabstick]

Surely it’s justified that the bed be slightly damp given we absolutely walloped Coventry and then turn up to Oxford with that absolute bag of bobbar?

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

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Surely it’s justified that the bed be slightly damp given we absolutely walloped Coventry and then turn up to Oxford with that absolute bag of bobbar?

A dribble is acceptable, the full emptying of the bladder isn't IMO.

 

[Shakin Stevens is my Dad]

A dribble and a full bladder are both acceptable. We had an opportunity to return to the top of the Championship yesterday. Opening up a 4 point gap on Leeds and further undermining Burnley’s confidence in themselves. However, due to an unacceptable performance we did not do that despite the incentive being there. If Sheffield United had got 3 points regardless of the performance this post would not exist. At this point of the season we need to be getting 3 points every time we play due to the nature of other teams around us and their points tally. We need to be creating a comfortable space for ourselves, so if performances like yesterday do happen we are not looking over our shoulders for which we are now doing. We all want promotion to the Premier League and to be a successful team in the Premiership with a long term goal of staying there. Therefore performances like yesterday invites pressure instead of alleviating it. Hence “ Bed wetting.” We all want the same thing for our club. “Success.”

 

[AWetFlannel]

I'm angry and have no problem with people being pissed off and mardy after a significant loss.

It's the brain dead narratives, agendas and theories that get brought out afterwards that get on my tits. In the negativity that understandably pervades the forum after a loss like that, these people see fertile ground to air their batshit takes and vendettas without as much pushback.

 

[DifferentClass]

Dry Nites have to be our sponsors next season!

 

[VictoryBlade]

Foxy, could you set up a Bed wetting Section, where all the Bedwetters, Sandy Vaginas and Negative Nellies and Nigel's, can have their own section to start and continue their moaning threads at the slightest bump in the road?

Like a corner of the pub where all the moaning gits sit. Like Tommy in early doors. On their own in the corner, nursing half a mild.

There are plenty on here, the ones who want to sack the manager if we lose one game, berate a new signing after a bad debut, sack the board for putting the price of the pies up.etc etc

They'd love it, and we'd love it as we don't have to listen to their piss boiling comments after the slightest, minor setback or change.

Go on, you know it makes sense.

But a team in second place going to a relegation haunted side and being totally outplayed is ok, I'd just like your view on the actual football as opposed to calling the fan base?

 

[Houston_Blade]

A section for people moaning about bedwetters is probably necessary as well, saves this part of the forum being clogged up with the same posts!

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

I'm angry and have no problem with people being pissed off and mardy after a significant loss.

It's the brain dead narratives, agendas and theories that get brought out afterwards that get on my tits. In the negativity that understandably pervades the forum after a loss like that, these people see fertile ground to air their batshit takes and vendettas without as much pushback.

100% this.