Balloons

[Houston_Blade]

I'm starting up my own business - RentaCunt.

I'll give you my day rate on DM

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

I'm starting up my own business - RentaCunt.

Will you be leaving business cards in telephone boxes ?

 

[ChuntyMalone]

 

[Cappy]

I'm starting up my own business - RentaCunt.

Nice way of saying you’re a pimp

 

[CarlMcBlade]

We also have a very shit atmosphere unless the ref is a cunt or the opposition team/manager are cunts.

Yes, an atmosphere that everybody admires as one of the best…bar us.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Yes, an atmosphere that everybody admires as one of the best…bar us.

I'm part of the problem, I sit in the SS and I'm more likely to get my blanket and werthers out than sing.

I just think that the oiks on the kop need to do a bit more, I think the problem is that they prefer weed to coke nowadays and it's chilling them out too much.

 

[Cappy]

Yes, an atmosphere that everybody admires as one of the best…bar us.

Aye

 

[CaptainMorgans]

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Need about £200k to get every other man in one.
See if they'll do a bulk buy discount.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Jelly and ice cream too please. Oh, and face painting and some Captain Blade type swords would be nice also.

Don’t forget the bloody party hat’s.

 

[FTPE]

Just bought 100 for £7 on Amazon.
I hope we take thousands!!
I loved seeing them flood out onto the pitch when I was a kid in the 90s

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Will you be leaving business cards in telephone boxes ?

Of course!

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I'm starting up my own business - RentaCunt.

I’ll have shares in that.

 

[SRA76]

Just ban away fans then.On a serious note. Why have they done that in Glasgow derbies ?

 

[Cappy]

Packing the stuff up for tomorrow and I’ve just had a thought. What the fuck do I do with these 500 balloons in reality?

I mean, if I get them in, I’m not blowing them all up. I can’t walk round handing them out like some kind of weirdo. Would you like a red latex balloon, young lady? If you like it, I’ve got lots more.

Do I just launch the uninflated things everywhere and hope nobody takes offense if it hits you in your face/chips/beer and indeed hope people pick them up off the floor and blow them up?

Perhaps I can pile them up on a concourse table or two? That might be the way to go

 

[brownblade]

Packing the stuff up for tomorrow and I’ve just had a thought. What the fuck do I do with these 500 balloons in reality?

I mean, if I get them in, I’m not blowing them all up. I can’t walk round handing them out like some kind of weirdo. Would you like a red latex balloon, young lady? If you like it, I’ve got lots more.

Do I just launch the uninflated things everywhere and hope nobody takes offense if it hits you in your face/chips/beer and indeed hope people pick them up off the floor and blow them up?

Perhaps I can pile them up on a concourse table or two? That might be the way to go

Just hand them to everyone as you're walking to your seat. Don't ask, just give - "here you are, get these blown up for kick off".



P.S. Are you allowed to take them in? Or is if 250 balloons each up your jumpers?

 

[CambridgeBlade]

Just hand them to everyone as you're walking to your seat. Don't ask, just give - "here you are, get these blown up for kick off".



P.S. Are you allowed to take them in? Or is if 250 balloons each up your jumpers?

I don’t think your allowed, hide them

 

[Cappy]

Just hand them to everyone as you're walking to your seat. Don't ask, just give - "here you are, get these blown up for kick off".



P.S. Are you allowed to take them in? Or is if 250 balloons each up your jumpers?

You will know where they were hidden when you pucker up

They’re in 5x100 balloon vacuum sealed bags, so they’re really quite flat. Nothing says you can’t bring balloons in, but 500 is a bit excessive, so we are going to have them up the jumper, yes

I will have the bag of streamers in my hands though as it’s impossible to hide, so won’t bother

 

[brownblade]

You will know where they were hidden when you pucker up

They’re in 5x100 balloon vacuum sealed bags, so they’re really quite flat. Nothing says you can’t bring balloons in, but 500 is a bit excessive, so we are going to have them up the jumper, yes

I will have the bag of streamers in my hands though as it’s impossible to hide, so won’t bother

If anyone's wearing a coat, they're not going to search inside pockets etc.

 

[brownblade]

Nothing excessive about 500 balloons per fan. Sneak them in, hand them out!

Everyone else should Google "balloon shop near me" pronto!

 

[CaptainMorgans]

How we getting on with this big pigeon?

 

[Houston_Blade]

Packing the stuff up for tomorrow and I’ve just had a thought. What the fuck do I do with these 500 balloons in reality?

I mean, if I get them in, I’m not blowing them all up. I can’t walk round handing them out like some kind of weirdo. Would you like a red latex balloon, young lady? If you like it, I’ve got lots more.

Do I just launch the uninflated things everywhere and hope nobody takes offense if it hits you in your face/chips/beer and indeed hope people pick them up off the floor and blow them up?

Perhaps I can pile them up on a concourse table or two? That might be the way to go

I got 50 and there are 4 kids with us, that seems like a better ratio of kids to balloons!

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Are beach balls allowed?

 

[FTPE]

Packing the stuff up for tomorrow and I’ve just had a thought. What the fuck do I do with these 500 balloons in reality?

I mean, if I get them in, I’m not blowing them all up. I can’t walk round handing them out like some kind of weirdo. Would you like a red latex balloon, young lady? If you like it, I’ve got lots more.

Do I just launch the uninflated things everywhere and hope nobody takes offense if it hits you in your face/chips/beer and indeed hope people pick them up off the floor and blow them up?

Perhaps I can pile them up on a concourse table or two? That might be the way to go

Just give them out, they'll be thousands of dad there that won't have though ahead with things like that.
I've got 100, and I'll be lucky if I manage to blow up 10.

 

[Cappy]

Well done everyone. Looks great already

 

[brownblade]

Well done everyone. Looks great already

Any pics? Did you give those 500 balloons out?!

 

[Cappy]

Any pics? Did you give those 500 balloons out?!

Yeah we gave them all out. Plenty of others did the same. There were balloons everywhere, on all tiers, so a good job by all. Looked great, but no I didn’t take any pics. Not so easy to see on video, but this is all I’ve got
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[Yoonited]

The only way balloons would help the atmosphere is if they are full of helium and we hear 28k singing we are blades in extremely high voices

That I would love to hear

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Bring your red, white and black balloons lads and lasses.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Amazon.co.uk

60 balloons for £6.

 

[s20Blade]

Amazon.co.uk

60 balloons for £6.

Just get the black ones and wait for Sunderlands to drift over