Balloons

[Foxy]

We’ve had no problems getting them in the “new” Wembley before, got some this time too.

Would’ve thought the more pertinent, is the number of folk looking to secure smoke bombs on socials.

As if by magic...

Important Safety Notice: Pyrotechnics at Wembley

We would like to take this opportunity to remind all supporters that it is a criminal offence to be in possession of a pyrotechnic device - whether ignited or not - when entering or inside a football stadium.

www.sufc.co.uk

 

[Dkc]

As if by magic...

Important Safety Notice: Pyrotechnics at Wembley

We would like to take this opportunity to remind all supporters that it is a criminal offence to be in possession of a pyrotechnic device - whether ignited or not - when entering or inside a football stadium.

www.sufc.co.uk

Why can't they just say "fireworks"?

Similarly, in an official capacity (police, search and rescue etc) you can't say "dogs" - you must use "canines"

Surprised they are still using "balloons" and not "inflatable rubber devices".

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

We can of course all get around this by farting and setting light to it.

Could be quite spectacular if we can synchronise.

 

[dexter101]

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Can't see any mention of Balloons on Wembley's prohibited items list though

What about getting some red and "natural" coloured condoms? blow them up and throw them around the crowd. Couldn't tell fans they aren't allowed to bring in protection, got to think about those wanting to get lucky safely

 

[mattbianco1]

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For those of you into beach balls…

Good Amazon deal:

https://amzn.to/3GTEivT

That's Sunderland scoring. Bad omen!

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Rob Kozluk has paid for whoopee cushions to be placed on all the Sunderland seats at Wembley.

Get ready for blast off at 15:01.

 

[Shadota]

Why can't they just say "fireworks"?

Because while fireworks would fall under the blanket term of "pyrotechnics", there are other things besides fireworks which are also banned, and also classed as "pyro", e.g smoke bombs/flares and what have you

If they just say "Fireworks are not allowed in the stadium", you could take smoke bombs in on the proviso that "They only said fireworks aren't allowed".

It's just mumbo-jumbo that has to be used to ensure the club is covering its own back, as far as its own responsibilties are concerned.

 

[Spot the Vas]

Obviously we wouldn't be able to compete in making the most noise ever heard at Wembley, but if we take the massivist amount of balloons ever seen would we win the Balloon d'Or?

(I'll get mi coyt)

 

[unitedbhoy]

Unitedites thou shall not try and create a spectacle for the team, all you on the lower tiers better be sat on your seats and clap politely when the teams come out.

 

[Hblockblade]

Unitedites thou shall not try and create a spectacle for the team, all you on the lower tiers better be sat on your seats and clap politely when the teams come out.

Yes sit very quiet

 

[Foxy]

Despite absolutely nothing prohibiting. Keep em stashed, jobsworth twats.