Alan Birchenall's hair
Constant Turmoil
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2021
- Messages
- 704
- Reaction score
- 1,440
Been a lump since his home debut when he gave the ball away on the edge of our area and gifted Bournemouth a goal. 6' 5" but jumps 5' 2". (Witness his pathetic attempts to deal with dopey Kyle Bartley at throw-ins. His attempted marking for the 4th goal was laughable). 6' 5" but gets pushed around like a bag of washing. Athletic? Manages to patrol the 5yds either side of the touchline with ease (irony intended).
To think we backheeled Duffy and bought this complete liability for £20m. His value now must be zero, so can't see us getting shut. Wilder made some terrible signings in the Prem, but I think this is at the top of the tree, along with Brewster....
To think we backheeled Duffy and bought this complete liability for £20m. His value now must be zero, so can't see us getting shut. Wilder made some terrible signings in the Prem, but I think this is at the top of the tree, along with Brewster....