CONFIRMED Anis Slimane

[Macfarlane21]

Apparently had 1st part of medical yesterday, 2nd part being completed today

Sheffield United in talks to sign Hacken forward Benie Traore

Blades boss Paul Heckingbottom is closing on a £4m deal for Traore as he seeks to boost his attacking options. Forward has bagged 15 goals in 20 games in Sweden this season.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Weasel]

Is his medical actually him running from Denmark, swimming across the North Sea, and then running from Northumberland to Shirecliffe? That might explain the time it's taking...

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Is his medical actually him running from Denmark, swimming across the North Sea, and then running from Northumberland to Shirecliffe? That might explain the time it's taking...

Definitely sign him if he can manage that!!

 

[S64 Blade]

Is his medical actually him running from Denmark, swimming across the North Sea, and then running from Northumberland to Shirecliffe? That might explain the time it's taking...

He has to prove that he can move at the same pace which the club operates at.

 

[BerksBlade]

Apparently had 1st part of medical yesterday, 2nd part being completed today

Sheffield United in talks to sign Hacken forward Benie Traore

Blades boss Paul Heckingbottom is closing on a £4m deal for Traore as he seeks to boost his attacking options. Forward has bagged 15 goals in 20 games in Sweden this season.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Cough yesterday, drop today?

 

[Weasel]

Definitely sign him if he can manage that!!

Granted it would be impressive, however if he was to do all that, I could see United backing out of the deal late in the day as it emerged that Slimane did not call at Lindisfarne and slaughter a few monks on the way.

Bettis revealed 'its very disappointing to get this far down the line with negotiations but we heard that he hadn't called at Lindisfarne, slaughtered a few bible bashers and pissed on a few pews. With that in mind, we have reluctantly decided to pull out of signing him and will instead turn out attentions to buying some cheap shit off Amazon Prime instead'.

Slimane was last seen being told to 'fuck off back to Denmark you shit Viking twat'.

 

[Chimpan-A]

Is it just me that can’t help think of Eminem’s song “Marshall Mathers” at the moment?

“Slim Anus, Damn right slim anus,”. I’ll not quote the rest of the verse, being as it’s full of homophobia. Of course, this may have already been mentioned in this thread, as I know many Blades are fans of Eminem and the targets of his anger in that song, Insane Clown Posse.

Erm, hello!

 

[Davalon]

Slap a gone elsewhere on it

 

[Bladesman]

Sheff Utd transfer news: Blades close to Slimane deal and in Traore talks

Sheff Utd transfer news: Blades close to Slimane deal and in Traore talks

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[metalblade]

These two will be the sweetener when Ndiaye leaves, all three announced on the same day.

 

[sufc95]

 

[biggiesablade]

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Ooooooooooo

 

[dc_blade]

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this is the good shit right here. the stuff transfer windows are made of

 

[Scarebus]

Arabic watermark on the photo

 

[Barney]

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What in the Screwfix bargain bin is that table?

 

[robbiez666]

I'd just walk out if you wanted me to sign a contract at that table

 

[Wards]

What in the Screwfix bargain bin is that table?

Had to borrow that from Hecky's office

 

[Rodley]

 

[Rodley]

Moss green velour blazer and a green phone case. A worrying ensemble.

 

[Weasel]

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Arabic watermark on the photo

The slithering trail left behind by Bettis the

 

[71Blade]

Get Jim White and his yellow tie on the blower

 

[TomTheBlade1889]

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Why are these leaked photos always blurry?

 

[CoatesyBlade]

Hope he turns out to be a gem. I’m worried about Ndiaye though so haven’t quite got the usual enthusiasm you should have for a new signing right now. Sheets are soaking!

 

[1973Blade]

The big question is what will the official announcement video for him be like.

 

[robbiez666]

I reckon Bettis is signing him up for a pyramid scheme



EDIT: wrong country

 

[jt64]

Why are these leaked photos always blurry?

Do you think someone who wants to leak a photo is going to whip out their DSLR and ask all in question to say cheese?

 

[Teddy]

The slithering trail left behind by Bettis the

I quite like Bettis and think he does a pretty good job for us…

But I absolutely love the “snek” thing, I’m not even sure why but I actually audibly giggle every-time.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

That’s an old photo of Bettis and Moose.

 

[BLADES1988]

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Now we're fookin talkin! Blurry photos are back babehhh

 

[Foxy]

That’s an old photo of Bettis and Moose.

It's not.