AI

[The Vicar]

I am becoming to wonder if our back room staff are pursuing the correct form of AI? This might explain the poor performances so far, and the desire for some players to leave!

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

No. The Moon God told them how they should be playing and they were then coached by the lizard people from Mars. Wilder is actually still the manager and talks to Selles through an ear piece during matches. JFK is actually alive and part of the consortium but he can't reveal his existence as he's currently being investigated by the FBI for his involvement in a golf match fixing betting ring.