About as useless as.......

[Basing Blade]

A chocolate teapot.
An ashtray on a motorbike.

A Wrexham Spurs ticket.

 

[b1ade4life]

A Wednesday fan in a pub quiz

 

[Tarqs]

This thread

 

[Snowflake]

A Wednesday fan in a pub quiz

Someone on here explaining Nigerian finance ?

 

[billyblademan]

John Flecks right foot

 

[Captain2]

Tossers Hail Mary

 

[Sheff de party]

Technically you mean “About as much use as”.

“About as useless as” implies something is useful.

 

[BLADES1988]

A D's taxi free ride?

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

My predictions

 

[JJBlade]

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Still got to laugh at the sad bastards I know declaring they were certs for a Premiership return

 

[BigBed]

Players with hamstring or calf injuries.

 

[dn5 shaun]

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So now you've got a blades premiership return ticket.....yeh.

 

[blade too long]

West Broms much better manager than ours (fallowfield consultancy ) tactics for winning at birmingham

 

[b1ade4life]

Dean hammond on a football pitch

 

[Basing Blade]

Conor Sammon with an open goal

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Steve Simonsen in a penalty shootout

 

[Shoes_On]

A chocolate fireguard

 

[Lane Ender]

John Flecks right foot

John Fleck now

 

[DifferentClass]

Ryan Reynolds' Wembley box

 

[DifferentClass]

The South Stand hot dog lamp
Tango's cock
The BLLT sinks after a visit from Notlob

 

[103SecondsOfMagic]

Charles Kane's jockstrap

 

[DifferentClass]

Darren Moore's elocution teacher

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Fallowfield's coaching badges.

 

[Weasel]

A floppy cock at an orgy.

 

[MunXy]

Tingo Airways?

 

[DifferentClass]

Tingo Airways?

At least that's a real company, tha can't catch an Elev8 plane can thi?

 

[Rochdaleblade]

tits on Tarzan is surely the only correct answer

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

As much use as a hat stand at the guillotine.

 

[MagnifiqueShorehamStreet]

A Billy Sharp fan club in Wrexham
A pogo stick at Hillsboro, just as Duffy makes it 3-2.