A rather surprising end to my enjoyable trip to Derby.

[Demon Blade]

I once sat on Leslie Crowthers knee.....er....forget I posted that!

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Thread should be titled 'Kate Middleton gives happy ending'

 

[Worksop II]

and I nodded reverently

Thats just Cap Doffing to Villa .......

not gonna go down well in some quarters .............

 

[Paisley Blade]

I once shared the business lounge on a Stranraer to Belfast ferry with Catchphrase host Roy Walker. He had a rather outsized opinion of himself and an spent 2 hours telling me at great length of his dislike for Cilla Black .

Can't think how to make this Blades related, but I'm bound to have mentioned them on his occasional pause for breath.

 

[broomhillblade]

Do you mean Max Miller?

He once made a joke about walking on a narrow mountain goat track, just wide enough for one person, with a sheer drop down one side, when he met a beautiful woman walking towards him. "I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off" he said.

(Edited )

 

[Blend-it-like-Harris]

Once had to stand up to let a young fella squeeze past me to get to his seat in the stand, a few seats away. He was struggling as his leg was in pot and I asked him how he was progressing and shared a joke. The match was away at Huddersfield. The fella was one of my favourite defenders recovering from injury but still a Blades fan determined to sit with the fans - Chris Wilder - true Royalty!

 

[Hartley Hare]

What's wrong with Leicestershire? It's a delightful county full of really nice villages. Sadly let down by Leicester itself which is a dump.

Agreed BoT. I was thinking of Leicester at the time of writing. Dreadful place, chronic over congestion and that dreaded A47.

HH

 

[8lade]

"I say old chap, are you looking at my bird"

'at ones bird', I'm not sure you're as posh as you pretend to be...

 

[CrookesBlade]

I once saw Kevin Blackwell in Wetherspoons. (Benjamin Huntsman)

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

I once saw Marlon Dingle buying football boots in Sports Direct in Harrogate. I didn't know his real name so called him Marlon, he didn't seem to mind.