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Because unlike other clubs we have to do things when they're ready. We have to be unique with our bespoke kits and only release them when they're absolutely ready. No pictures or leaks. Nope. Just when they're on the shelves.
That's United all over, more fucking secretive than North Korea in everything they do. They probably wouldn't even publish the fixture list if they could help it.
'When's the first home game?' That's classified information, just turn up and you'll find out.
"How much for a pint and a sausage roll pal?"
It's an undisclosed fee.
"Are you getting any more kids sized away shirts in stock?" Might be, who's asking?
More chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse than getting a straight answer from United.