Coutts - slightly odd Aberdeen Press article

[Dellas Cowboys]

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/sport/football/aberdeen-fc/864961/off-pitch-paul-coutts/

 

[zablade]

And I thought The Sheffield Star had slow news days... Jesus!

 

[Kev Gee]

Strange article.

He will have to work harder if hes going to get into the Scotland squad.

 

[Jon Bon]

Aberdonian Paul Coutts lives the quintessential young boy’s dream.

Pffffft, FFS! Only the ones that eat strong cheese and dodgy fungi before bedtime.

 

[BushBlade]

Pffffft, FFS! Only the ones that eat strong cheese and dodgy fungi before bedtime.

If he dreamt what I did when I was thirteen he'd be Adam Johnson.

 

[Stanny_Blade]

“We’re in the gym quite a lot so you get all your vitamins and protein supplied by the club and then you get guidelines on what you can have at night.

“If you don’t eat the right things you put on body fat and they test it all the time, and if you’re up, you get fined.”

So have you ever been fined?

“I’ve had loads of fines,” he said, laughing at his naughty eating behaviour.



Maybe the reason he can only manage sixty mins...

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

That's why Aberdeen are challenging for the first time in years as a credible opponent to Celtic in the SPL and Paul Coutts is playing for a third tier, mid table club.

 

[Tyler Durden]

'So what do you do in your spare time Phil?'

"Well when I'm not being a prominant cunt in team full of cunts, I like to hang around with my gambling smackhead team mates. It's a peace of piss playing in a shit league when you're earning big money. Zero responsibility, that's how we roll. I've heard the spectators aren't too happy with it but they can go fuck themselves. I'm in it for the dough and the charlie."

 

[BushBlade]

“We’re in the gym quite a lot so you get all your vitamins and protein supplied by the club and then you get guidelines on what you can have at night.

“If you don’t eat the right things you put on body fat and they test it all the time, and if you’re up, you get fined.”

So have you ever been fined?

“I’ve had loads of fines,” he said, laughing at his naughty eating behaviour.



Maybe the reason he can only manage sixty mins...

It's a cliche but we've signed a load of Scottish players and we're now surprised they like drinking heavily and eating deep fried creme eggs.

 

[SUFC Guy]

He might be better off buying a camper van - it will save the problem of moving house again in June.

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Jeez. I'm never ever going to get that five minutes back.

 

[diplomat]

It's a cliche but we've signed a load of Scottish players and we're now surprised they like drinking heavily and eating deep fried creme eggs.

Some stereotypes are worthy. I went to the sty when they played Rangers and have never seen so many drunks in one place.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Some stereotypes are worthy. I went to the sty when they played Rangers and have never seen so many drunks in one place.

It's exactly the same every other Saturday without the Glaswegian tourists.

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Every good dietician knows that body weight fluctuates all the time and taking regular weight readings isn't reliable.

Who is our dietician? I bet McCabe hired him/her. Useless staff, the lot of em. I bet the tea lady is rubbish too. And overpaid. And tied to a 3 year contract. We can't even a scout a decent phucking tea lady.

 

[boo radley]

And I thought there was only one Blades fan on here who thought he was a star

 

[Champagneblade]

Suppose Clough came in to borrow one of his 'men' for the run in, I wonder if Adkins would loan him out.

Although it appears that Collins was the one to not follow the instruction, probably the high defensive line, that game has left Coutts very much out of favour. A few speculated on him being 'the one' singled out and questioned his effort. He certainly likes a walk or jog back defensively when a sprint is demanded.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Some stereotypes are worthy. I went to the sty when they played Rangers and have never seen so many drunks in one place.[/QUOTE

And they were just the Wendy fans at S6

UTB

 

[Borbokisfreekick]

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/sport/football/aberdeen-fc/864961/off-pitch-paul-coutts/

Whats interesting is that not once in that interview does he talk about playing for United, what its like as a club, what he likes about the club, the city etc. maybe he wasn't asked the questions, but you'd at least usually get the 'it's a massive club'.

 

[Ecco1889]

Every good dietician knows that body weight fluctuates all the time and taking regular weight readings isn't reliable.

Who is our dietician? I bet McCabe hired him/her. Useless staff, the lot of em. I bet the tea lady is rubbish too. And overpaid. And tied to a 3 year contract. We can't even a scout a decent phucking tea lady.

Chris Steer

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/sport/football/aberdeen-fc/864961/off-pitch-paul-coutts/

Assume its match day he takes a rest?

we’re training every day. You’re thankful for the rest.

 

[Blade56]

I don't think those curtains go well with the settee fabric and the wood in the kitchen is far to dark and busy with opposing grain direction. If I were him I would go,for a more contempary look, light neutral colours and clean lines.