I can't help feeling that Pete and Barney are missing from this one.
Let’s not forget blade too long: “in the last five seasons, on clubs whose fans make the ‘oooo’ noise at players have gotten promoted. Leicester are top of the PL because their fans don’t make the ‘oooo’ noise. We would be top if we didn’t make the ‘oooo’ noise. “
Barney: Coutts is shit. Adkins should have paid him off out of his own money so it wouldn’t affect FFP and we could sing someone better. The useless cunt would have just singed some nobhead who’s only second top scorer in the league though.
BTL: I agree it’s Adkins’ fault. Coutts scored 10 goals from midfield last season under Clough.
Pete: No he didn’t. He didn’t score any goals last season under Clough just like he’s scored no goals this season under Adkins.
BTL: So you’re saying that he’s been much more prolific under Adkins? We finished 5th under Clough therefore he scored 10 goals.
Pete: No, he has been a failure in front of goal under both managers scoring no goals under either.
Barney: See, Adkins should have paid him off in the summer. What inexcusable incompetence from him.
BTL: No need to pay him off. He should have just gor more out of him like Clough did.
Pete: You’re both talking rubbish and I am going to make you understand why you are talking rubbish.
Barney: Say that to my face you coward.
Pete: That seems a bit silly, arranging a meet up over an internet disagreement.
Barney: You’re a coward too scared to say these things to my face
Pete: OK fine, I’ve just messaged you.
Barney: No I don’t want to meet up I’m scared and don’t know whether I’m at matches or not so won’t be able to meet you. But Adkins should have paid Coutts and the rest of the squad off as soon as he arrived.
(thread continues in this vain for approximately 20-30 more posts)
Pete: I give up, it’s like banging my head against a brick wall. I don’t know why I bother trying to discuss anything with you two.
BTL: Yes but Kieran Wallace, Harrison McGahey, George Long and Dean Hammond are all teenagers and just like Man United’s class of 92. They would have ended up in league 1 as well if their fans had made the ‘ooooo’ noise.
Barney: Oh Pete, you lack intelligence. You clearly cannot argue the point with me.
SeanThornton: Shut up dumdum. Yu are unbelievably stupid.
Barney: I know you are but what am I?
SeanThornton: An idiot.
Barney: I’m rubber, you’re glue. What bounces off me, sticks to you.
Sitwell: Stop being nasty about Paul Coutts. He’s great. Sure he can’t run or tackle and he saunters casually about the pitch but he can pass and has a decent first touch….. a quiet voice pipes up in the background “a bit like Baxter”………NO HE’S NOTHING LIKE THAT CUNT BAXTER: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?! YOU SHIT STIRRING FUCKTARD. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???!!!!
WHF: Oh hi Sitwell, has there been an ongoing thread here. It must have been between people I have on ignore. Yeah Coutts is great, they’re all great.
Pommpey: Coutts is crap like the rest of them. We spend all this money on a billiard table pitch but have crap players playing on it. Fuck off McCabe.
Alcoblade: Shut the academy. Then we could afford better players.
WWF: Good post. But what we really need is some black players. That’d sort our problems.
Alfreton14: I don’t like all this nastiness. I want you all to stop it now or I’ll…..I’ll…. urm…. Go to the police? No…. I’ll…..I’ll… that’s it, I’ll go to the media to report your threatening behaviours. I don’t want to but if you force my hand….
Is this forum getting too predictable?