Jon Bon
Here's Jonny!
- Banned
- #31
I think you’re all wrong about Billy. I also used to think that he was a poor signing until it was pointed out to me last week, on here, that he is in fact, the new Dennis Bergkamp!
Apparently, so I was reliably informed, in the modern game, great strikers don’t need to score goals any more to be ‘great strikers’. They just need to run around a lot and…er…. do ‘other stuff’ which doesn’t include scoring goals. With this in mind, I’ve already sent a strongly worded letter to the manager of the club shop, insisting that they accept the return of my Sheffield United Legends mug and issue me with a replacement, having removed Jimmy Dunne and Jimmy Hagan and replaced them with Ashley Ward and Craig Beattie..!
Apparently, so I was reliably informed, in the modern game, great strikers don’t need to score goals any more to be ‘great strikers’. They just need to run around a lot and…er…. do ‘other stuff’ which doesn’t include scoring goals. With this in mind, I’ve already sent a strongly worded letter to the manager of the club shop, insisting that they accept the return of my Sheffield United Legends mug and issue me with a replacement, having removed Jimmy Dunne and Jimmy Hagan and replaced them with Ashley Ward and Craig Beattie..!