Desso Pitch..

[SotonBlade]

We won't have fully made it until there are fully electronic advertising hoardings the whole way around the pitch

 

[Blade58]

What an episode! The removal of the dugouts was an unexpected twist, I wonder if they are putting race car seats in?

think they've just done that at Nilsborough

 

[rompodebailey]

They are.

I hope the advertising partners on the new dug outs are "salt of the earth" type chaps.

 

[Paulus]

What a belting episode all sorts going off - did they catch the bloke who drove the desso machine across the pitch on Tuesday and left some right cart tracks?

 

[WhiteHawk]

Action packed! We even got to see some lightning!

 

[Bladebri]

Green green grass of home ( bramall lane )

 

[s4-blade]

It's clear we've been sold a dead horse with one of the machines. It's clearly an older model than the other two and it barely works . FFS! No Ambition!

 

[stringjunior]

Right, so the dugout team don't work weekends. Dugout blokes OUT

 

[vorpal blade]

I didn't know gypsies were laying the pitch - I thought they'd just do the tarmac round the edge.

 

[stringjunior]

How come birds didn't eat the grass seed?

 

[South London Blade]

How come birds didn't eat the grass seed?

Sentry guns.

 

[Blade56]

When you have race car seats in the dug outs, you have made it as a football club. Whatever happens now next season we have succeeded. Well done blades.

We also need some of them exercise bikes pitch side for players to warm down when they come off (or warm up when Baxter comes off)

 

[LoughboroBlade]

How come birds didn't eat the grass seed?

Morgs has been on scarecrow duty.

 

[stringjunior]

Morgs has been on scarecrow duty.

That'd do it!!!

 

[Brook side Blade]

How come if this Desso grass system is sooo good, that poor old Wimbledon cant afford it?

 

[him behind you]

Was talking to a grunt mate earlier about their team selection comittee bollockedand got him moaning about how eembarrassing it is being one of them at the moment. He said things were so bad they even had a Webcam on their new pitch watching Iit grow. Couldn't help laughing at him and agreeing with him that no real club would do anything so lame. Needless to say, I didn't mention ours.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

This new pitch malarky is all well & good, but I really hope they shift them mobile bungalows off the pitch before the season starts... or are they our new centre halves?

 

[metalblade]

This new pitch malarky is all well & good, but I really hope they shift them mobile bungalows off the pitch before the season starts... or are they our new centre halves?

They are faster than Collins

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

They are faster than Collins

At least one of them needs a nickname. I vote 'Pitch' Ward... get it? Pitch? Like Mitch, but P cause it's a.......










I'll show myself out.

 

[South London Blade]

At least one of them needs a nickname. I vote 'Pitch' Ward... get it? Pitch? Like Mitch, but P cause it's a.......

Shed Evans?









I'll show myself out.

 

[JohnDenver]

Marky McNulty?

 

[Pinchy]

Turfer Hockey....

 

[SUFC Guy]

Wow this thread has deteriorated

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

At least one of them needs a nickname. I vote 'Pitch' Ward... get it? Pitch? Like Mitch, but P cause it's a.......










I'll show myself out.

Marcus Tent

 

[WhiteHawk]

Shed Evans?

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Wow this thread has deteriorated

Is it possible for a thread dedicated to watching grass grow, deteriorate?

If so, I think I deserve some kind of award.

 

[MobileBlade]

Marky McNulty?

That one is only working on the channels.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Gary Seed
Dane Greenhouse
Lawn Murphy

 

[stringjunior]

Lawn Murphy

Winner surely

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Grass Borbokis