Duz it ever work gerrin back wi yer ex?

[Ollessendro]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

 

[Frank the tank]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after discussing Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid and temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

Think I just strained my retina trying to read that shit

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

Welcome back owd lad. Good to have you back after so long.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

How's the shed, owd cock?

 

[Ollessendro]

Av shagged er in t shed Nuddy, aye. Der were no fireworks mind. Except a sparkler dat a accidentally went off when a dropped a lighter wi mi fumblin hands.

 

[Ollessendro]

Ant nobdi gorr any advice for me? (Apart from advice on mi shed).

Elp a mucker art.

 

[mattbianco1]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

Where TF have you been ?

 

[Willglynning]

How's the shed getting on?

 

[SwissBlade]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

What about that Serbian bird that you promised the world but you spent nothing on her and you kicked her out sharpish too.

Sounds like you won’t get much better than this bird. She likes you and seems better than messing around with foreign birds.

 

[DifferentClass]

Ah recommend weshing thi meyt un two veg, might keep her rahnd longa.

 

[Ollessendro]

Where TF have you been ?

Av bin busy like. Errands t run.

 

[Ollessendro]

What about that Serbian bird that you promised the world but you spent nothing on her and you kicked her out sharpish too.

Sounds like you won’t get much better than this bird. She likes you and seems better than messing around with foreign birds.

Oh ah, forgorrabart er! Slag. Cunt understand wot she were on abart most o time. Just like dat Spanish bit o muff, she promised mi good stuff but dint swallah.

Guess av not got loads orr options av ah?! Just not sure if a should get cobwebs of mi wallet n mek some stuff appen. Is she wurth it like?

 

[Ollessendro]

How's the shed getting on?

A build it up, only for it t f*****g fall darn agein. Difficult to get reit tools (n keep em) t build it properly. A thought farndations wer solid, bur am not so sure nar.

 

[dexter101]

lost me at " n not bad lookin like."

 

[Brian Deane]

Oh ah, forgorrabart er! Slag. Cunt understand wot she were on abart most o time. Just like dat Spanish bit o muff, she promised mi good stuff but dint swallah.

Guess av not got loads orr options av ah?! Just not sure if a should get cobwebs of mi wallet n mek some stuff appen. Is she wurth it like?

Ave a wird with thisen. Onli tha nose wat ur ex is like n if shee is wurth it in long run.

 

[Tom Bott]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

Sounds like you need some advice from Agana aunt.

He could pull the birds with his saxophone playing and good looks, I remember the streaker running across the pitch with her jugs a bouncing, just to plant a kiss on his cheek whilst he was sat on the bench.

Ah bet he got more than a stiff little finger after that.

 

[The Fox]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

Ask Wilder , think he's got the same story but in a employment situation

 

[jimmymuir]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

When reading this, I initially thought Pitsmoor Owl had made his way to our forum.

 

[bladeinspaceandtime]

Where TF have you been ?

Rampton?

 

[blackydog]

Shades of Roberto?????

 

[CopenhagenBlade]

Trouble is, you get back with them over the winter months when there’s not too much available and then you get to the summer and there’s suddenly a lot of talent available, looking good, nice tan, sexy clothes and you get seduced. If you can guarantee yourself that you can get through a summer, then I’d stick with her, maybe give her a bit of money to do her hair, but not too much, don’t want her wasting it, maybe take her away for a bit of sunshine and give her a bit of colour before you hanker down for a long hard winter. Never easy, obviously there’s something between you but is it enough to take you to the next step…

 

[brownblade]

So... This isn't a thread about Wilder?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Well I never. The prodigal returns with tales of romantic angst and a real conundrum. Question is, better the devil you know?

 

[Kenilworth]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

DOF my cap Olle

 

[raimond]

Oreit muckers.

Just looking forra bit or advice. Got back wi mi ex for third time recently. She's oreit. Darn t earth lass from rarrnd ar end. Always up for it n not bad lookin like. It's just not spectacular. D yor lot fink it'll work?

First time we went art it were reit good. Honeymoon period n all dat. Den Covid n we split up. Tried another local bird in wi were oreit for a bit, but dint work art. Then back wi same bird agein. Pretty decent time but suddenly a fink a got ideas above mi station n went after dis Spanish bit o crumpet. Dat were a disaster mind. Frigid n temperamental she were. So a went back to d owd missus, tail between mi legs.

Sum o mi pals r sayin 'tha due reit, she's a top bird' n others r saying 'there's a reason you split up, she's stubborn n too owd school'. So here a am, lookin for advice. Any o yor lot got owt t se?

Ooh, hang on a minute, am a int reit section?!

Olle

If it's lass I'm thinking of, it's a bit like most relationships innit, showers and shaves every 5 minutes at first then it's back to flannel weshes and you get to know what they really smell like.

If it's lass I'm thinking of, she seemed absolutely perfect for you pal, never seen happiness like it. Then she gorra bit up herself and aye, you were raight to tell her the sun shone out her lady garden, it's just she started to believe it n'all. (Tha'rt being a bit generous forgetting that time she f***ed off and left thee, then came back when she'd been dumped a couple of times).

Since then, I s'pose it's not as exciting as before, and I would say she's good wi't kids but she seems to slag 'em off a lot and prefer other people's. Ah way. I s'pose question is, no offence but has tha got any money or are tha any sort of looker to think tha could do any better for thi sen?

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I split wi last un cos she'd only ever spend an hour wi me, and always called me 'Punter'