The Official Bedwetting Thread

[Tony_Kaufman]

Instead of starting numerous threads, please resort to keeping all the bedwetting on here so that other threads can remain dry.

Anel sold. Cry on here.

We've not signed anyone today. Grab a Kleenex on here.

The owners haven't spent £10mil on one player? Make up shit about them on here.

Still not over Wilder leaving. Keep blurting on about it..... actually, no. You should be over that by now. Stop living in the past like our swine smelling neighbours.

 

[BladeByChoice]

Anel sold
Not signed anyone today
Owners don't give a fuck
Wilder gone





right, back to reality.

 

[PaddysMad]

Football Manager

Patience the club has a plan.















Sell everything sign cack.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Anel sold
Not signed anyone today
Owners don't give a fuck
Wilder gone





right, back to reality.

Glad you're feeling better after that. It's like free online therapy. Let it all out. There, there.

 

[Menage a petit pois]

I'm no bed wetter but its not bed wetting to have a degree of concern about the current inbalance between sales and purchases - surely. Look at the facts...Souza, Anel and Kiefer sold....we have an untried, untested CDM replacement.. a promising but again, untested CF (one) probably a replacement but who knows...and no cover at centre half after selling our best player in that position. Yes, I realise the transfer window is still open but the season starts on SATURDAY. Ffs this season will be harder than last imo and at present we are looking weaker. I'm all for transition and I'll be there no matter what but it is a concern. Prove me wrong.

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Not bed wetting personally as the window is still open but a little concern is understandable.

Think we'll score goals but more than likely struggle for clean sheets. The CB position seems to have been a problem since the JOC days as in permanent good enough players.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not bed wetting personally as the window is still open but a little concern is understandable.

Think we'll score goals but more than likely struggle for clean sheets. The CB position seems to have been a problem since the JOC days as in permanent good enough players.

“Struggle for Clean sheets”

Bravo Sir, bravo

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

I have no problem with concerns being raised, but some have been huge over reactions. Fans having meltdowns because we haven't signed many players whilst failing to acknowledge how strong our starting eleven is and how few positions in the starting line up actually need strengthening.

Then there's others saying we're weak in depth and we should be signing players, but seem to rule out loans whilst demanding promotion.

Okay, let's say we have Seriki at right back and we sign a permanent second right back. If we get promoted to the Premier League and neither are good enough then we need to sign a third one. We can't just release the other two are they're tied to contracts, and other clubs might not want to buy/loan them. We'd have a 25 man squad where 3 of the 25 are right backs. This is why loan players make sense as back up to permanent players. They free up spaces for strengthening if we go up.

It's easy saying sell player X, loan out player X, release player X, but in reality it's just not going to happen like that.

Also for every player we bring in as a permanent signing now hampers what we can spend over the next two seasons due to FFP. If we get promoted then we want to have a decent crack in the transfer market to buy the quality that we need to keep us up. So every back up player we sign this summer on permanent deals reduces the budget for next summer significantly if we go up.

But let's ignore all of this, over react, call out the owners and bitch and moan this summer about everything because logical thought surpasses ridiculous immediate over the top reactions.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I have no problem with concerns being raised, but some have been huge over reactions. Fans having meltdowns because we haven't signed many players whilst failing to acknowledge how strong our starting eleven is and how few positions in the starting line up actually need strengthening.

Then there's others saying we're weak in depth and we should be signing players, but seem to rule out loans whilst demanding promotion.

Okay, let's say we have Seriki at right back and we sign a permanent second right back. If we get promoted to the Premier League and neither are good enough then we need to sign a third one. We can't just release the other two are they're tied to contracts, and other clubs might not want to buy/loan them. We'd have a 25 man squad where 3 of the 25 are right backs. This is why loan players make sense as back up to permanent players. They free up spaces for strengthening if we go up.

It's easy saying sell player X, loan out player X, release player X, but in reality it's just not going to happen like that.

Also for every player we bring in as a permanent signing now hampers what we can spend over the next two seasons due to FFP. If we get promoted then we want to have a decent crack in the transfer market to buy the quality that we need to keep us up. So every back up player we sign this summer on permanent deals reduces the budget for next summer significantly if we go up.

But let's ignore all of this, over react, call out the owners and bitch and moan this summer about everything because logical thought surpasses ridiculous immediate over the top reactions.

There are a few who will scrape to find a negative on anything. It’s our version of the “it’s a sign” mob over on NKT!

 

[Vass Borbokis]

This place is just getting worse unfortunately (through no fault of the mods).

It was funny at first, but now it's just tiresome trawling through all the negative shite, repeating the same boring points over and over on each and every thread.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I'm considering starting an UNOFFICIAL bed wetting thread cos I'm a rad like that and just a little dangerous. It's going to be for the real mavericks on this forum. If you're like me and were always an Indian when the other kids were cowboys then it's going to be the place for you.

 

[The Fox]

This place is just getting worse unfortunately (through no fault of the mods).

It was funny at first, but now it's just tiresome trawling through all the negative shite, repeating the same boring points over and over on each and every thread.

It's an annual pilgrimage to the Temple of Doom for some .

 

[247Blade]

I'm pissed off with all this bedwetting

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

“Struggle for Clean sheets”

Bravo Sir, bravo

Clever one

 

[Railway Blade]

The Transfer Market site is by no means gospel but it gives you a general picture.

Activity this summer - 11 out, 4 in
Transfer funds - £24 mill in , £1.6 mill spent.
Squad value 2025/26 £94 mill
Squad value 2024/25 £176.7 mill

Now I've not fully emptied my bladder yet I'm hoping that:
A) Selles has got a track record of developing youngsters and perhaps he's seen something within the current crop that would be better than just squad fillers.
B) There's three weeks to go before the transfer window closes.

Must dash, need to make a quick purchase from Mattress Online.

 

[Pintor75]

Instead of starting numerous threads, please resort to keeping all the bedwetting on here so that other threads can remain dry.

Anel sold. Cry on here.

We've not signed anyone today. Grab a Kleenex on here.

The owners haven't spent £10mil on one player? Make up shit about them on here.

Still not over Wilder leaving. Keep blurting on about it..... actually, no. You should be over that by now. Stop living in the past like our swine smelling neighbours.

And add "get Mcburnie back!"

 

[Westran]

They're definitely asset stripping.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Question: Is just an occasional involuntary dribble considered bed wetting?

 

[Sean Thornton]

They're definitely asset stripping.

How?

 

[Frank the tank]

This place is just getting worse unfortunately (through no fault of the mods).

It was funny at first, but now it's just tiresome trawling through all the negative shite, repeating the same boring points over and over on each and every thread.

It is getting tedious

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

How?

Don't even bother trying Sean, it's like explaining to Flat Earthers why they can't have supporters all across the globe!

 

[GeorgeDonis1889]

Getting pretty boring this idea that anyone questioning anything at all is bedwetting.

Let's all just offer no opinions until after 46 games are done shall we.

Still not over Wilder leaving. Keep blurting on about it..... actually, no. You should be over that by now. Stop living in the past like our swine smelling neighbours.

You are completely obsessed with Wilder. Nobody else talks about him as much as you.

 

[Newbury Blade]

Anel sold
Not signed anyone today
Owners don't give a fuck
Wilder gone





right, back to reality.

“It’s the Blades way.”

 

[Blade58]

They're definitely asset stripping.

I definitely wouldn’t call it asset stripping
More a case of needs must
Might not be over yet

 

[Sean Thornton]

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Don't even bother trying Sean, it's like explaining to Flat Earthers why they can't have supporters all across the globe!

It’s a phrase often used by people who don’t actually understand the concept but it does impress the less financially astute.

 

[Pedro's Winger]

Little drama either way.
Been an underwhelming summer, hangover from the end of last season, there's a sense of 'meh' about the club in general.
Needs a bit of fizz injecting.

 

[Blade58]

Tony_Kaufman has kindly took the time to put up a bedwetters thread I presume for all the bedwettters and yet within minutes it’s swarmed by happy clappers.

Please show Tony_Kaufman the respect his hard work deserves and fk off to all the “dry” threads please

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Getting pretty boring this idea that anyone questioning anything at all is bedwetting.

Let's all just offer no opinions until after 46 games are done shall we.


You are completely obsessed with Wilder. Nobody else talks about him as much as you.

Again, I'm not against people questioning things or offering opinions. But a lot are making ignorant brash assumptions, which is completely different. One is a question, the other a statement.

And no, I'm not obsessed with Wilder. He's gone. I couldn't care less about him. He's in the past. Wilder will come up in conversation as natural comparisons between him and Selles are bound to occur.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

I'm no bed wetter but it’s not bed wetting to have a degree of concern about the current inbalance between sales and purchases - surely. Look at the facts...Souza, Anel and Kiefer sold....we have an untried, untested CDM replacement.. a promising but again, untested CF (one) probably a replacement but who knows...and no cover at centre half after selling our best player in that position. Yes, I realise the transfer window is still open but the season starts on SATURDAY. Ffs this season will be harder than last imo and at present we are looking weaker. I'm all for transition and I'll be there no matter what but it is a concern. Prove me wrong.

The imbalance is actually the other way:
Sold - Souza, Ahmedhodzic, Moore
In - Soumare, Barry, Bindon, Polendakov, Ukaki

 

[Aston max]

Having read most of the negativity on this forum , its a desperate decision either prozac or a rope .
My god we've got some right miserable twats on here wilder has gone get over it . It's been like if the fit bird with no teeth you've been shagging has been to evo dental and your blow jobs have been fucked up so you're moaning about it !!!