Congratulations David Brooks.

[BigBed]

Big congrats, expecting his first child with his wife.

 

[DifferentClass]

Aww bless, so happy for him and his missus after what he's been through, hope little Brooksy's banging them in for us in 20 years!

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Big congrats, expecting his first child with his wife.

Aye
Reassuring news
Not summat Kyle could (often) announce

 

[Gavlar]

Top lad Brooks, sad he didn't stay longer at the lane.

Bouncing day he was unplayable.

Congratulations to him and his wife.

 

[Maidenhead]

Aye
Reassuring news
Not summat Kyle could (often) announce

To be fair, no one can announce their first child with their wife more than once, unless they have more than one wife of course.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

To be fair, no one can announce their first child with their wife more than once, unless they have more than one wife of course.

Aye
Which begats the question:
Can (would) you announce your first child with someone else’s wife?
Or:
Can (should) someone else’s wife announce you first child?
Can / should / would your first wife announce your first child with someone else’s wife or your second wife (to be)
What about the second (& subsequent) child(ren) to your first, second(or third) wife?


A semantic dilemma for the age

 

[Jon Bon II]

Someone else's wife delivered me, does that count?


Even though my mum always used to say that the postwoman put me through the wrong letterbox.

 

[Nick Jansky]

Aye
Which begats the question:
Can (would) you announce your first child with someone else’s wife?
Or:
Can (should) someone else’s wife announce you first child?
Can / should / would your first wife announce your first child with someone else’s wife or your second wife (to be)
What about the second (& subsequent) child(ren) to your first, second(or third) wife?


A semantic dilemma for the age

I announced my first child with my 2nd wife but it turns out now she wasn’t my first child. I also announced my 3rd child with my 3rd wife, but it turns out he was my 4th.

 

[UTB Blade]

Fantastic news!

What a player and, thinking about his health battles of the past, what a fighter.

The little Brooksy is probably going to be a tough little cookie, made of strong stuff, just like their Dad!

Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Brooks - hope everything goes well for you.

 

[Tickhill Blade]

Aye
Which begats the question:
Can (would) you announce your first child with someone else’s wife?
Or:
Can (should) someone else’s wife announce you first child?
Can / should / would your first wife announce your first child with someone else’s wife or your second wife (to be)
What about the second (& subsequent) child(ren) to your first, second(or third) wife?


A semantic dilemma for the age

Has being surrounded by Sunderland fans driven you crazy already?

 

[wavy-blade]

That bouncing day performance with Leonnnnnn
Was outstanding, unfortunately Eddie Howe also watched it too
Best wishes David and family xx

 

[Trigger Blade]

I announced my first child with my 2nd wife but it turns out now she wasn’t my first child. I also announced my 3rd child with my 3rd wife, but it turns out he was my 4th.

Boris, is that you?

 

[Uganda Blade]

I announced my first child with my 2nd wife but it turns out now she wasn’t my first child. I also announced my 3rd child with my 3rd wife, but it turns out he was my 4th.

In a similar vein, I announced my first and second child with my third wife.
Except they were fourth and fifth.
Second and third were with my first wife, but of course they were first and second with her.
Complete the puzzle, if you can...

 

[BigBed]

In a similar vein, I announced my first and second child with my third wife.
Except they were fourth and fifth.
Second and third were with my first wife, but of course they were first and second with her.
Complete the puzzle, if you can...

Is it.......Anal would've been cheaper??

 

[Uganda Blade]

Is it.......Anal would've been cheaper??

Not quite an answer I was expecting!

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Has being surrounded by Sunderland fans driven you crazy already?

Aye, 25 years is a (very) long time albeit that is very much a standard ‘pre-nup’ up here!

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

I announced my first child with my 2nd wife but it turns out now she wasn’t my first child. I also announced my 3rd child with my 3rd wife, but it turns out he was my 4th.

Aye
So, if your 4th wife is this bloke, how many children have you had (announced) with him & what happened with / to the 3rd wife to make you completely forget her/him/ them?

 

[Gimli]

Love Brookesy and two of his most memorable moments were against Wednesday (unplayable on bouncing day) and Leeds (first goal for the club late winner at Elland Road.

 

[The Crab]

I announced my first child with my 2nd wife but it turns out now she wasn’t my first child. I also announced my 3rd child with my 3rd wife, but it turns out he was my 4th.

 

[Nick Jansky]

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3 wives. Children with 2 of them. And a child with someone who wasn’t one of the wives.

 

[The Crab]

3 wives. Children with 2 of them. And a child with someone who wasn’t one of the wives.

Mate it’s Sunday morning, I’m having issues putting a pikelet in my mouth.
That was way over my head

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Love Brookesy and two of his most memorable moments were against Wednesday (unplayable on bouncing day) and Leeds (first goal for the club late winner at Elland Road.

Aye
The absolute mugging of Jack ‘unt was a thing of sublime beauty - such a shame that Leon couldn’t quite provide the finish from the ensuing cross ball

 

[Blade56]

Gerrrim signed

 

[Nick Jansky]

Mate it’s Sunday morning, I’m having issues putting a pikelet in my mouth.
That was way over my head

I am actually meeting the eldest for the first time ever this afternoon. Which is quite a weird feeling.

 

[DifferentClass]

3 wives. Children with 2 of them. And a child with someone who wasn’t one of the wives.

Eyup Kyle.

 

[The Crab]

I am actually meeting the eldest for the first time ever this afternoon. Which is quite a weird feeling.

Have a great day pal

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I am actually meeting the eldest for the first time ever this afternoon. Which is quite a weird feeling.

I remember you saying about this mate, I thought you'd already met. Excited for you. Is it just you two for now, or with the rest if the 'current' family.

 

[Nick Jansky]

I remember you saying about this mate, I thought you'd already met. Excited for you. Is it just you two for now, or with the rest if the 'current' family.

Just us two today. Then meeting the rest of the family in dribs & drabs culminating in a large family meal on Wednesday with all kids & grandkids. My daughter & granddaughters arrive from Australia tomorrow and the “new” daughter’s wife arrives from Florida, so it is a real gathering of the clans.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Just us two today. Then meeting the rest of the family in dribs & drabs culminating in a large family meal on Wednesday with all kids & grandkids. My daughter & granddaughters arrive from Australia tomorrow and the “new” daughter’s wife arrives from Florida, so it is a real gathering of the clans.

Nick sits nervously in the cafe as arranged, in walks a nervous looking young woman. She turns to look at him, revealing her WAWAW hat

What a week. You'll be frazzled.
An exciting new chapter.