Hang Your Fucking Heads in Shame

[Kenilworth]

You set of yellow bellied, limp wristed, useless, weak willed, insipid, bunch of tossers that ever pulled on the shirt with the Yorkshire rose and sea cutlasses.

You've fucking ruined my weekend with your fucking inept display at Crewe against the worst defence in the division and you only managed one, Yes ONE fucking shot in target the whole 94 minutes and didn't trouble a rooky goalkeeper once.

If you lot put on a performance on Tuesday night then fail to royally fuck Shrewsbury up the 'arris big style at the weekend then you are nothing but a bunch of cup tarts and you can fuck off back up the arse of whatever dodgy Fallopian tubes you spawned out of 'cos you don't deserve being paid for that Lilly livered, spineless and utterly gutless display you put on for us today.

You are a fucking disgrace to the club and it's fans so pull your fucking fingers out and start to deliver like you fucking mean it!

Twats - the lot of them

 

[UnitedBlade]

You set of yellow bellied, limp wristed, useless, weak willed, insipid, bunch of tossers that ever pulled on the shirt with the Yorkshire rose and sea cutlasses.

You've fucking ruined my weekend with your fucking inept display at Crewe against the worst defence in the division and you only managed one, Yes ONE fucking shot in target the whole 94 minutes and didn't trouble a rooky goalkeeper once.

If you lot put on a performance on Tuesday night then fail to royally fuck Shrewsbury up the 'arris big style at the weekend then you are nothing but a bunch of cup tarts and you can fuck off back up the arse of whatever dodgy Fallopian tubes you spawned out of 'cos you don't deserve being paid for that Lilly livered, spineless and utterly gutless display you put on for us today.

You are a fucking disgrace to the club and it's fans so pull your fucking fingers out and start to deliver like you fucking mean it!

Twats - the lot of them

Can someone arrange for this to be pinned up in the dressing room please.

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

You set of yellow bellied, limp wristed, useless, weak willed, insipid, bunch of tossers that ever pulled on the shirt with the Yorkshire rose and sea cutlasses.

You've fucking ruined my weekend with your fucking inept display at Crewe against the worst defence in the division and you only managed one, Yes ONE fucking shot in target the whole 94 minutes and didn't trouble a rooky goalkeeper once.

If you lot put on a performance on Tuesday night then fail to royally fuck Shrewsbury up the 'arris big style at the weekend then you are nothing but a bunch of cup tarts and you can fuck off back up the arse of whatever dodgy Fallopian tubes you spawned out of 'cos you don't deserve being paid for that Lilly livered, spineless and utterly gutless display you put on for us today.

You are a fucking disgrace to the club and it's fans so pull your fucking fingers out and start to deliver like you fucking mean it!

Twats - the lot of them

A week after we clapped the same players off the field following their great display against Fulham, one of our posters has to write this, and he they are absolutely spot on with their comments. Thanks for saying what a lot of us are thinking Kenilworth.

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

You set of yellow bellied, limp wristed, useless, weak willed, insipid, bunch of tossers that ever pulled on the shirt with the Yorkshire rose and sea cutlasses.

You've fucking ruined my weekend with your fucking inept display at Crewe against the worst defence in the division and you only managed one, Yes ONE fucking shot in target the whole 94 minutes and didn't trouble a rooky goalkeeper once.

If you lot put on a performance on Tuesday night then fail to royally fuck Shrewsbury up the 'arris big style at the weekend then you are nothing but a bunch of cup tarts and you can fuck off back up the arse of whatever dodgy Fallopian tubes you spawned out of 'cos you don't deserve being paid for that Lilly livered, spineless and utterly gutless display you put on for us today.

You are a fucking disgrace to the club and it's fans so pull your fucking fingers out and start to deliver like you fucking mean it!

Twats - the lot of them

I won't bother asking how your day has been then!

 

[Gavlar]

You set of yellow bellied, limp wristed, useless, weak willed, insipid, bunch of tossers that ever pulled on the shirt with the Yorkshire rose and sea cutlasses.

You've fucking ruined my weekend with your fucking inept display at Crewe against the worst defence in the division and you only managed one, Yes ONE fucking shot in target the whole 94 minutes and didn't trouble a rooky goalkeeper once.

If you lot put on a performance on Tuesday night then fail to royally fuck Shrewsbury up the 'arris big style at the weekend then you are nothing but a bunch of cup tarts and you can fuck off back up the arse of whatever dodgy Fallopian tubes you spawned out of 'cos you don't deserve being paid for that Lilly livered, spineless and utterly gutless display you put on for us today.

You are a fucking disgrace to the club and it's fans so pull your fucking fingers out and start to deliver like you fucking mean it!

Twats - the lot of them

get off the fence and say what you really think!

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

I'm trying to think if it's the worst result in the clubs history. Can't be far off. Maybe doing Crewe a disservice cos, well they're Crewe, but it really doesn't have a good sound to it. Losing 3-0 at Crewe. Jaysus. Bloody laughing stock.

 

[metalblade]

I'm trying to think if it's the worst result in the clubs history. Can't be far off. Maybe doing Crewe a disservice cos, well they're Crewe, but it really doesn't have a good sound to it. Losing 3-0 at Crewe. Jaysus. Bloody laughing stock.

And this being one of the worst Crewe sides for a few years

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Do you honestly think they give a toss?

Half of them will be sat in the VIP section of a club somewhere quaffing merrily.

 

[broomhillblade]

Maybe Doyle is more important than many fans think...

 

[blader]

Maybe Doyle is more important than many fans think...

Don't, broomhill. Just don't.

 

[Mack]

I'm trying to think if it's the worst result in the clubs history. Can't be far off. Maybe doing Crewe a disservice cos, well they're Crewe, but it really doesn't have a good sound to it. Losing 3-0 at Crewe. Jaysus. Bloody laughing stock.

The complete and utter buttfuck away at Stevenage last year was probably worse, but today's definitely up there isn't it?

Absolute disgrace.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Maybe Doyle is more important than many fans think...

We'll find that out by 4:45pm next Saturday I guess

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Spot on Kenilworth. Perfect reflection of how everyone feels.

 

[Bladesman]

It shows they can only perform in matches where the pressure is off in other words the cup.

There is no leader on that pitch and it shows. (Doyle is no leader)

 

[Peezablade]

You set of yellow bellied, limp wristed, useless, weak willed, insipid, bunch of tossers that ever pulled on the shirt with the Yorkshire rose and sea cutlasses.

You've fucking ruined my weekend with your fucking inept display at Crewe against the worst defence in the division and you only managed one, Yes ONE fucking shot in target the whole 94 minutes and didn't trouble a rooky goalkeeper once.

If you lot put on a performance on Tuesday night then fail to royally fuck Shrewsbury up the 'arris big style at the weekend then you are nothing but a bunch of cup tarts and you can fuck off back up the arse of whatever dodgy Fallopian tubes you spawned out of 'cos you don't deserve being paid for that Lilly livered, spineless and utterly gutless display you put on for us today.

You are a fucking disgrace to the club and it's fans so pull your fucking fingers out and start to deliver like you fucking mean it!

Twats - the lot of them

Do you think posting that will make any difference at all, except make you feel a bit better? Go up to Shirecliffe on Monday (or tomorrow if their dragged in for extra training) and tell 'em face to face. I'll come with you - meet up in the Timbertop car park; what time?

 

[Kenilworth]

Do you think posting that will make any difference at all, except make you feel a bit better? Go up to Shirecliffe on Monday (or tomorrow if their dragged in for extra training) and tell 'em face to face. I'll come with you - meet up in the Timbertop car park; what time?

Got better things to do thanks peeza man.
No where near Sheffield tomorrow and in Luton on Monday but tell you what, print a few copies out and take it up there for me to hand out to the feeble minded cretins in their training gear

 

[WhiteHawk]

Do you think posting that will make any difference at all, except make you feel a bit better? Go up to Shirecliffe on Monday (or tomorrow if their dragged in for extra training) and tell 'em face to face. I'll come with you - meet up in the Timbertop car park; what time?

That still won't make a difference either.

 

[OllyBlade]

And this being one of the worst Crewe sides for a few years

4-0 at Stevenage last year, they hadn't won in 13 games or something and we were going for automatic promotion. Worse in my opinion.

 

[OllyBlade]

I'm trying to think if it's the worst result in the clubs history. Can't be far off. Maybe doing Crewe a disservice cos, well they're Crewe, but it really doesn't have a good sound to it. Losing 3-0 at Crewe. Jaysus. Bloody laughing stock.

Meant to reply to this!

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Do you think posting that will make any difference at all, except make you feel a bit better? Go up to Shirecliffe on Monday (or tomorrow if their dragged in for extra training) and tell 'em face to face. I'll come with you - meet up in the Timbertop car park; what time?

We might be surprised who reads this forum ...

 

[Sirius]

I'm trying to think if it's the worst result in the clubs history. Can't be far off. Maybe doing Crewe a disservice cos, well they're Crewe, but it really doesn't have a good sound to it. Losing 3-0 at Crewe. Jaysus. Bloody laughing stock.

It's not the first time that Crewe have turned us into a laughing stock.
In those days it wasn't as easy to get to away games My late father went to this and was furious when he returned.
He considered that game to be the worst game ever, that is until he realised that, except for two or three seasons, we weren't as good as we once were.

10 Jan 1948Crewe Alexandra v Sheffield United
W3-1FA Cup

 

[Guesty]

Maybe Doyle is more important than many fans think...

Which presumably is why our form was so much better when he was in the team?

 

[SRBlade]

I've been fortunate enough to have only attended 1 game this season (I work weekends and Uni mon - wed) but it often seems evident that the squad of players are not even fit enough to lead a conga line rather than a squad of players, probably more evident that we keep Doyle as our skipper. Would it be fair to say that, or is the apparent lack of ability and idea more so the reason than leadership qualities?

 

[Kenilworth]

I've been fortunate enough to have only attended 1 game this season (I work weekends and Uni mon - wed) but it often seems evident that the squad of players are not even fit enough to lead a conga line rather than a squad of players, probably more evident that we keep Doyle as our skipper. Would it be fair to say that, or is the apparent lack of ability and idea more so the reason than leadership qualities?

They've proved it's not so much a lack of ability than a lack of cohones

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

I don't know what is happening to United, really just can't get a grip of it all.
The players are just proving to us how useless they all are, glad most are out of contract end of the season so we can truly rebuild the squad, hopefully these burks can still manage survival but even if that does happen I won't recommend renewing any of the players contracts.

 

[pommpey]

... what he said at the top ...

Remember this:

Nobody made an omelette without braking eggs Pomps

#UTFB
Kenilworth, Jan 24, 2014 Report

Summat about 'yellow stuff, dripping off the face of the OP'?

Mate - I was surprised you even imagined pulling in a set of 'who are theys?' as sticking plaster to mend the gaping wounds in our side would give us anything to arrest our slide of shame.

I don't doubt there may be a smidge of talent in Brayford. But him, some Scots League nobdy and a got-got-not got-swap for McMahon ... I mean, where was the 'difference' today? Did the new boys play like bellends as well?

pommpey

 

[Pedro Verde]

We might be surprised who reads this forum ...

Can some of our players actually read ? do they know the meaning of gutless spineless loads of crap
Read on guys you are supported at home by 16 /17k fans do you really deserve that kind of backing do you think that us supporters that give up or time and more importantly our very hard earned cash to watch you overpaid bunch of lily livered so called professional footballers put in displays like we have seen at Walsall,Notts County and again today will put up with this for much longer. You are mostly a disgrace to the Red and White shirt

 

[Kev Gee]

duely signed.

 

[shorehamview]

We might be surprised who reads this forum ...

If it's any of the players then the idle twats should buck their ideas up, but I sincerely doubt it. If it's Jim Phipps then what good will that do? The right-hand man of an almost entirely absent co-owner? The prince will be too busy watching the sanitised version of rugby that the Americans play and have the cheek to call the winners of the promotionless and relegation-free leagues "World" champions. Jim will be too busy composing nice little tweets and the players will be too busy counting their wages and laughing about how much they get paid for so little effort.

 

[William Large]

Maybe Doyle is more important than many fans think...

I trust that this was a tongue in cheek post? Doyle is, was and always will be shite. The midfield was incredibly lightweight today, but would adding that useless fucker really have made any difference. I think not.