List of Sheffield United cliches/'jokes'

[BadgersBigToe]

"I'm sure there's a player in there somewhere"

 

[knowsnowt]

Who owns the freehold?
Did beightonblade ever get to the bottom of that?

Only McWobblegob knows.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Grandad

 

[Gin&Juice]

Siddarn

Gerrit on flooer

 

[Flo's Sweaty Bandage]

All Norwood does nowadays is points.

 

[Blade56]

"Kidney punching disabled fans and nicking their scarves" is probably well established enough to be in here now, along with the more general #SheffieldUnitedFansAreADisgrace

Thread was for cliches/jokes not fact based reality with photographic proof of real events

 

[Blade56]

 

[PrestwichBlade]

He just needs a decent pre-season...

 

[Cassius Kray]

Anyone know where I can get a GCB ringtone for my Nokia 3310?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Kyle Walker coming back …….

 

[The Crab]

If you pay peanuts all you get is Monkeys

Actually, monkeys are quite expensive…

 

[Sean Thornton]

Actually, monkeys are quite expensive…

Especially the psychotic ones!

 

[Danetheblade]

Warnocks not a blade

 

[GrunkyPeep]

How many medicals does he need before we can sign him?

 

[flashinblade1889]

“All he needs is a pre season”

 

[Sean Thornton]

PL are investigating us because the grants we get has to be spent on players not be taken by United World.

Dozy has degrees from Oxford.

I do my research.

 

[Basing Blade]

'Best bunch of lads Ive worked with'.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

"Hans Segars influenced the scores of 2 matches on the same day wah wah "

"We played Scunthorpe off the park but lost 4 nil"

"I was there when Kozluk skied it v Port Vale"

 

[The Crab]

Especially the psychotic ones!

Actually Mr Bobo was “left” with me as Chinese Dave couldn’t cope with him.

He keeps beating Vern at Draughts…

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Something, something, something Lee Baxter...

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Siddarn

Gerrit on flooer

GERRITINTBOX
GERRITFORRARD

 

[DifferentClass]

GERRITINTBOX
GERRITFORRARD

GERRAWESH

 

[Keen Blade]

The evil hand of Jagielka

 

[Gin&Juice]

Our Sharon

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

First

 

[Dnblade]

FOTH
FOOOMC
Fax machine broke again
Takeover done by Monday
Posts on the Kop
There's this bloke on the Kop...
COYRAWW!

 

[DifferentClass]

Simonsen's pen just entered the orbit of Saturn.

 

[Crafty Blade]

That's for Muscat

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Its gone to the EFL for approval

 

[LondonBlade89]

Snek Bettis