List of Sheffield United cliches/'jokes'

[FMBlade1]

Time to make a collection of these (and perhaps put in a museum never to return )

- Fax machine broken

- When Ched has a full pre-season

- Shirecliffe sniper

- Beattie flu

Any others?

 

[Gimli]

No bigger blade than me Seth

 

[dazzlingblade]

Arblaster, peck, Shackleton, burrows, hamer, o hare, rak sakyi, Brookes, Campbell, Davies

"Team full of big, dirty, cloggers"

 

[MKY]

Big physical side
Route 1
Battlers

 

[knowsnowt]

Who owns the freehold.

 

[Rusty view]

All they have is pashun.

Kop built on cheap

He's (enter transfer taget name) at the train station

New Entry: Sausage Roll

 

[Westran]

Who's Dad was it that was getting transfer rumours on the petrol station forecourt?

 

[blade too long]

princey is just lining his pocket with the parachute money

Wilders not bothered about United, hes self obsessed

 

[knowsnowt]

Who's Dad was it that was getting transfer rumours on the petrol station forecourt?

Quiffy.

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Certain midfielders doing 'Unseen work'.

 

[blade too long]

Im still not convinced about Hamer (plus 500 other different players)

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

When Brewster gets up to full fitness it'll be like a new signing

 

[Rodders]

Pollingtonblade

 

[Harry's Game]

“Wilder leaving back the back door”

“Ched leaving via the fire escape”

“FM Blade always bumping threads from 5 years back”

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

"Kidney punching disabled fans and nicking their scarves" is probably well established enough to be in here now, along with the more general #SheffieldUnitedFansAreADisgrace

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Pollingtonblade

That joke isn't funny anymore

 

[Oohaah! Bob Bookah!]

Think Liverpool!

 

[Oohaah! Bob Bookah!]

Back on grass

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

Wheres Maguire Money Gone!?

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

There was something also on Blades mad about us signing a striker who needed to be French, Pacey, Hungry etc etc (Not going to type the rest)

 

[SwissBlade]

Tekkover off specials:
Prince refusing to sell
Princes wants more money
New owners don’t have money
New owners failed the EFL test

 

[SwissBlade]

Who owns the freehold?
Did beightonblade ever get to the bottom of that?

 

[Varkanoid]

"Only in the position they are due to parachute payments thats what money gets you."

 

[Pollingtonblade]

"Gerritforrad"
"Muck an Nettles"
"Dinosaur Dave"
"Only in S2"

Pinchy

 

[Silent Blade]

"Gerritforrad"
"Muck an Nettles"
"Dinosaur Dave"
"Only in S2"

Pinchy

Ironside! Ironside!

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

If you pay peanuts all you get is Monkeys

 

[Varkanoid]

"Whens takeover appening?"

 

[Wright1889]

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Gone to Villa

 

[coaxingstar71]

"Gerritforrad"
"Muck an Nettles"
"Dinosaur Dave"
"Only in S2"

Pinchy

We could probably have a separate thread for 'Pinchyisms', but I'll also add to that list :-

Runaround - Matt Done
Traffic Cone - Monty

Has anyone mentioned Hoofball and Luftwaffe yet?