List of Sheffield United cliches/'jokes'

[LondonBlade89]

Brexit Blades

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

The 'Hostile Atmosphere' at Bramall Lane was true about 20+ years ago.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Actually, monkeys are quite expensive…

Yes, it's a daft phrase. It depends how many peanuts the monkeys contractual demands are. Someone like Mr Bobo at the top of his profession, with skills and experience, can demand top peanut.
It's like saying if you pay pounds you get a person.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yes, it's a daft phrase. It depends how many peanuts the monkeys contractual demands are. Someone like Mr Bobo at the top of his profession, with skills and experience, can demand top peanut.
It's like saying if you pay pounds you get a person.

Mr Bobo has been cancelled due to his over familiarity with lady monkeys. Couldn’t resist blue arses.

stringjunior as head of CI HR knows more.

 

[The Crab]

Mr Bobo has been cancelled due to his over familiarity with lady monkeys. Couldn’t resist blue arses.

stringjunior as head of CI HR knows more.

He didn’t take the news well…

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Mr Bobo has been cancelled due to his over familiarity with lady monkeys. Couldn’t resist blue arses.

stringjunior as head of CI HR knows more.

No, no, no.
Chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys. Plus over-familiarity with blue arses, would imply his fondness for baboons, which are monkeys, which then implies an inter-species situation.

 

[Sean Thornton]

No, no, no.
Chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys. Plus over-familiarity with blue arses, would imply his fondness for baboons, which are monkeys, which then implies an inter-species situation.

#diversityrules

 

[LBA_Blade]

McCabe said we would playing in Europe in 5 years in 2006.

 

[Bramall Wayne]

Bramhall Lane,
Sharpe,
Any tickets going for (insert game that will never sell out),
No plan B,
Tactically inept,
We need a proven goalscorer with pace.

 

[Super Furry Blades]

Wilder favourite word seems to be "Quality"
Says it like a proper Sheffielder.....
Sheffielder Hmmm don't look right that
Is it even a word ?

 

[Super Furry Blades]

Yorkshire Cricket put a curse on us in '73.
South Stand put us in Division 4.
Simmo's penalty still orbiting the earth.
Wilf is the zone man.
Get out there and cause some bollox, Billy (Whitehurst).
Go and have a word with Razor Ruddock , Billy.
If Porter scores , we're on the pitch.
There's all sorts buried under the Kop.
Even the bad times are good (Jimmy Sirrell).
A quality goal by a quality player.
Weerz munneh ?
Weerz Woolhouse ?
Brearley's Christmas Cards
Samantha Hashimi
Under the lights at the Lane
The aroma of Bovril & Pipe smoke
John Ebbrell's 45 minutes
Brewster is raring to go
A bomb under John Street
Monty's 50 pence boots/head
All wankers at the Lane
Sing up Shoreham
When the big clubs come calling
You can't stand in their way
My goalie has the brains of a rocking horse (Bassett on Tracey).
Woodward's corners
Woodward's shots

Brilliant , I can relate to all of that

 

[Pollingtonblade]

McCabe said we would playing in Europe in 5 years in 2006.

Technically he wasn't wrong we were still in the EU then.

 

[NAP]

Baxter is the false no.9

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Is it today dad

 

[raul]

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[de g.]

Fallowfield's team to (violent, sometimes sexual verb) (opposition)

Not a joke. Wasn't sure if it could be called a cliché either, but then I looked up the definition:

a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought.

... which strikes me as an accurate description of everything that particular poster has ever written.

 

[BarcaBlade]

Is it too early to include 'Bobby Ford'?

 

[woody_7]

" Jostein Flo's An International "

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

I wor at that game wi Port Vale.
(I actually wor!!).

 

[Combover]

Maggots
Tha knows