List of Sheffield United cliches/'jokes'

[coaxingstar71]

Gerremback
Gerremallback

In reference to re-signing ex-players in the belief they will perform to the same levels again.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

We could probably have a separate thread for 'Pinchyisms', but I'll also add to that list :-

Runaround - Matt Done
Traffic Cone - Monty

Has anyone mentioned Hoofball and Luftwaffe yet?

"Bladeyblade appointment"

 

[raul]

I want it now.

 

[Sean Thornton]

There was something also on Blades mad about us signing a striker who needed to be French, Pacey, Hungry etc etc (Not going to type the rest)

Something very similar on here by He who shall not be named. From Whitby.

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Think Leicester FMBlade1

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

Back ont grass

 

[Hartley Hare]

Shoes off in car park.

HH

 

[Blackheath Blade]

"Programmes three fifty "

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Blunts.
Does my bastard head in when people disrespectfully call us Blunts.
Especially that filthy, scumbag load of Wendy Fowls from the theatre of rust.

 

[Blade for Sale]

WUEDP?

 

[bcblade]

GLTTL

 

[Bert]

He's got unfinished business.

He knows the club.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Blunts.
Does my bastard head in when people disrespectfully call us Blunts.
Especially that filthy, scumbag load of Wendy Fowls from the theatre of rust.

How many headlines “Blades Blunted” over the years….yawn

 

[Guesty]

He's got unfinished business.

He knows the club.

"Gets the club", arguably even more annoying.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Are cats included in the attendance figures?

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

“We all understand” is wilders favourite at min

 

[Carlton Blade]

"When it's buzzing, no away team wants to play here"

 

[richblade]

Darlington was the best day out ever
we could have bought Maradona
the wednesday ran away
we never win at Wembley
get rid of them pillars ont kop ffs
Leeds take all our best players
he's here and he's perfect
if we had paid our bills on time we could be ....

 

[BerksBlade]

Princey FACTs:
"Players do much better in the last year of their contract"
"You get much better value for money at the end of the transfer window"

 

[Loco Blade]

Brewster scores were on the pitch

OR

Porter scores were on the pitch

You decide

 

[themaninblack]

His replacement is already at the club…

 

[Zipwire]

There is no bigger blade than me

 

[Zipwire]

Sneks and Sharks

 

[PrestwichBlade]

"Gerritforrad"
"Muck an Nettles"
"Dinosaur Dave"
"Only in S2"

Pinchy

Don't forget "we need a statement!"

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

1. The Prince is doing his very best to sell the club.

2. "The TV money hasn't arrived yet' whenever we get to a transfer window.

Have been two of my personal favourites in recent years.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Dean Hammond does hidden work

Edit: sorry topic already covered but was unseen

 

[Bladesthorpe]

100%

 

[Pintor75]

Back on the grass!
He's signing in 72 hrs

 

[Keen Blade]

Yorkshire Cricket put a curse on us in '73.
South Stand put us in Division 4.
Simmo's penalty still orbiting the earth.
Wilf is the zone man.
Get out there and cause some bollox, Billy (Whitehurst).
Go and have a word with Razor Ruddock , Billy.
If Porter scores , we're on the pitch.
There's all sorts buried under the Kop.
Even the bad times are good (Jimmy Sirrell).
A quality goal by a quality player.
Weerz munneh ?
Weerz Woolhouse ?
Brearley's Christmas Cards
Samantha Hashimi
Under the lights at the Lane
The aroma of Bovril & Pipe smoke
John Ebbrell's 45 minutes
Brewster is raring to go
A bomb under John Street
Monty's 50 pence boots/head
All wankers at the Lane
Sing up Shoreham
When the big clubs come calling
You can't stand in their way
My goalie has the brains of a rocking horse (Bassett on Tracey).
Woodward's corners
Woodward's shots

 

[DifferentClass]

Fallowfield's team to (violent, sometimes sexual verb) (opposition)