Set up a big stage in Hillsbrough park. Have each player thank the fans and give their opinion on how they feel the seasons gone or whatever. Then have red and white confetti cannons, late night light show maybe. Fuck it, make a day of it and get a few fairground rides blaring out Blades related music. Bit of status quo, baby give it up, yellow submarine (blades are going up and the pigs are staying down).
Piss the fuckers off on their own fuckin doorstep.
Obviously on an open top bus setting off from Bramall Lane via London Road.
Bring your own pyro.