Caveblade
Active Member
Listening to the delusional's on Radio Sheffield last night (apologies, I couldn't find a CD) got me thinking about the difference between The Blades and the owls.
1. Your team has just lost 5 on the bounce and is leaking goals.
Blade - We are struggling to acclimatise to the division and we will do well to stay up.
Fowl - "We play Wolves next and we always beat them, so I expect us to win on Satdi and then win the next 2 and we will be pushing for the premiership".
2. How big is your club?
Blade - We are a medium size club, if we ever manage to sustain any success we will get decent crowds.
Fowl - "Daft question, Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelea can't wait for us to be back in the premiership to complete the big 4".
3. Grounds
Blade - We have developed a traditional football ground and it is a good size for the size of club, but the Kop could do with an over haul to get rid of the pillars.
Fowl - "Biggest ground in the UK, capacity is unlimited due to the massive size of our crowds and it is great because whatever league we are in, it means all the other clubs get to taste that cup final feeling once a season"
4. Anthems / Songs
Blade - several, but the best being the "Greasy Chip Butty" set to John Denver's Annies Song, it encompasses Sheffield humour and Sheffield Life.
Fowl - "We sing about Boxing day which were a massive win in the 1980's but the best is the citeh is ours, coz nobody in sheffield wants to watch anyone but us. When we get back in the prem this season we might need to change it to the country is ours, coz everyone will want to support us".
5. Ambassadors / Famous Fans.
Blade - Our Jess, Joe Elliott, Sean Bean and the geezer out of the housemartins.
Fowl - "Tango, he's reight cool, he's from wolverhampton and never wears a shirt"
6. Atmosphere.
Blade - A bit flat at home at the moment, but when the fans get going it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Away support is always good, lots of banter and passion.
Fowl - "Massive always more dan dem Blades, and away grounds we normally fill all 5 sides"
7. Success
Blade - We've won knack all apart from the 4th division trophy, and we probably won't win knack all in my lifetime, but I don't care, I'm a Blade.
Fowl - "Every time we go to Wembley we win, we won the Wigfalls Cup when it were still important and the whole world was watching, the important bit is we will be back in the champions league soon where we belong"
feel free to add more!!
N.B. All the fowl responses are within speech marks to indicate that they are attributed comments and to confirm that I am definitely not an arrogant, up myself, blue and white, no nowt fowl!!
1. Your team has just lost 5 on the bounce and is leaking goals.
Blade - We are struggling to acclimatise to the division and we will do well to stay up.
Fowl - "We play Wolves next and we always beat them, so I expect us to win on Satdi and then win the next 2 and we will be pushing for the premiership".
2. How big is your club?
Blade - We are a medium size club, if we ever manage to sustain any success we will get decent crowds.
Fowl - "Daft question, Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelea can't wait for us to be back in the premiership to complete the big 4".
3. Grounds
Blade - We have developed a traditional football ground and it is a good size for the size of club, but the Kop could do with an over haul to get rid of the pillars.
Fowl - "Biggest ground in the UK, capacity is unlimited due to the massive size of our crowds and it is great because whatever league we are in, it means all the other clubs get to taste that cup final feeling once a season"
4. Anthems / Songs
Blade - several, but the best being the "Greasy Chip Butty" set to John Denver's Annies Song, it encompasses Sheffield humour and Sheffield Life.
Fowl - "We sing about Boxing day which were a massive win in the 1980's but the best is the citeh is ours, coz nobody in sheffield wants to watch anyone but us. When we get back in the prem this season we might need to change it to the country is ours, coz everyone will want to support us".
5. Ambassadors / Famous Fans.
Blade - Our Jess, Joe Elliott, Sean Bean and the geezer out of the housemartins.
Fowl - "Tango, he's reight cool, he's from wolverhampton and never wears a shirt"
6. Atmosphere.
Blade - A bit flat at home at the moment, but when the fans get going it makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Away support is always good, lots of banter and passion.
Fowl - "Massive always more dan dem Blades, and away grounds we normally fill all 5 sides"
7. Success
Blade - We've won knack all apart from the 4th division trophy, and we probably won't win knack all in my lifetime, but I don't care, I'm a Blade.
Fowl - "Every time we go to Wembley we win, we won the Wigfalls Cup when it were still important and the whole world was watching, the important bit is we will be back in the champions league soon where we belong"
feel free to add more!!
N.B. All the fowl responses are within speech marks to indicate that they are attributed comments and to confirm that I am definitely not an arrogant, up myself, blue and white, no nowt fowl!!