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as long as some prawn sandwich monkey doesn't tell me to sit down and shut up then i reckon you're in the clear this timePlease not this time.
Already indications that people will be too drunk to get behind the side in the manner Pinchy brilliantly suggests. Fights bound to happen - do other clubs suffer from this?
Please not this time.
Already indications that people will be too drunk to get behind the side in the manner Pinchy brilliantly suggests. Fights bound to happen - do other clubs suffer from this?
Please not this time.
Already indications that people will be too drunk to get behind the side in the manner Pinchy brilliantly suggests. Fights bound to happen - do other clubs suffer from this?
During our triumphant capitulation against Burnley at Wembley, the guy in the seat behind Mrs Crouchy was so pissed that he fell over it, straight onto her. He was also so pissed that he couldn't work out how to get back up again, leaving an indignant Mrs Crouchy pinned between her seat and the ground for about 30 seconds. She wasn't pleased.
We weren't very far away from two Blades having a stand up row either.
I love going to Wembley![]()
I’m firmly of the belief that a drinking ‘sweet spot’ exists. For me personally (I’m only little), it’s somewhere between 3 or 4 pints. At that stage, I feel happy, confident and just generally full of the joys and it’s usually the most enjoyable part of the drinking session.
I think United followings are at their best when, as a group, we’re all around this sweet spot. Away midweeks are a perfect example. People will have had time for a few but haven’t spent hours drinking themselves to a point where they’re grumpy, argumentative and just too tired and lethargic (particularly as early onset of a hangover kicks in at 3:30) to get behind the team. Notts Co and Stevenage in the play-offs spring to mind as really good, positive, mildly pissed away atmospheres.
Moral of the story – everyone should have a maximum of 5 pints.
Conclusion – it will be quiet, yet fractious, again
PS - I'll be in the Euston Flyer at 10:30 if anyone fancies a pint or 8![]()
If people turn into twats when drunk, then they just shouldn't bother. My sweet spot is as many as my body will take, I just get happier. I'll have more than 5 pints and I'll be loud and not fractious, though I'll be more likely to chin someone who is....
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I don't necessarily turn into a twat (I hope - Micalijo may be along with a correction), I just get tired!
How would he be able to recognise someone turning into a twat?
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I have to say, up until the game kicked off, it had to be one of the best pre-matches I've been to. I actually don't remember many Wolves fans about. The whole city seemed full of Blades, the craic was great. Warm up acts were great, unfortunately the main turn, didn't. How cringeworthy was that woman on the pitch trying to build up the atmosphere before the kick off though?It kicked off by us at the Cardiff final about ten minutes from the end - but it was such a targetted attack I almost thought there was more to it. Basically one guy started shouting abuse at a bloke who was leaving, who turned round and had a go back and next thing they'd clambered over various seats/fans to have a pop at each other. My guess was that one had spotted the other who was probably shagging his missus or something equally random and chaos ensued. At that point we shook our heads and thought 'we're at that stage are we? Lets go...' ha ha!
As with so many Blades games it was a fantastic day out... until the football got in the way!
thing is .. i don't drink so i definitely wasn't drunk..
crouchy .. the people arguing ..was one about 6 feet tall wearing a black jerry lee lewis t shirt ? (me) .. sniggers..
fucking monty.
naah.. on BM maybe but not on here.. you get a higher standard of rant on hereYou get Blades threatening to smack other Blades on this site so you shouldnt be surprised to see a bit of that on Saturday.
naah.. on BM maybe but not on here.. you get a higher standard of rant on here![]()
but some pissed up old guy in comedy glasses tried to kick off at one of the huddersfiled fans.
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