Dear Mr Musk...

[BigBed]

Do you fancy buying an English football club, with a decorated important history?
A club that boasts the oldest professional football ground, where the rules of the game were first penned!

And at a cost, that probably resembles the cash you would find in one of your jacket pockets!

Please get in touch.

Love.

Blades fans around the world.

 

[diode_blade]

Errrrm....well he can launch a car into space......if he launches the ground into space, well that might cause a slight problem with the pies and fans queueing.

 

[Argentinemanager]

Dear bigbed, that seems a really good idea if i send you my bank details can you please complete the sale
Yours Elon Musk

 

[BigBed]

Imagine all the Tesla's in the car park, not a bad shirt sponsor too!!
The first carbon neutral club!!, if he scrapes the tops of the pies and sausages rolls first obviously!

 

[Bladesman]

Errrrm....well he can launch a car into space......if he launches the ground into space, well that might cause a slight problem with the pies and fans queueing.

He might be able to get Simmo's penalty ball back down from orbit.

 

[diode_blade]

He might be able to get Simmo's penalty ball back down from orbit.

Doubt it, that has just caught up with Voyager 1 in interstellar space....

 

[Arcott]

It's Jim Ratcliffe from Ineos we could do with. Billionaire, loves sport wanted to buy Chelsea at the last minute, surely Utd would be a perfect second choice for him

 

[Davalon]

He's no Bernard Proctor.

 

[BigBed]

Hmmm, Chelski or United....... very similar clubs.......

 

[BigBed]

Ronald McDonald must have a fair few quid in his pocket?

 

[brownblade]

A nice quiet, controversy free owner...

Isn't he forcing his employees back into the office currently, whilst insulting them at the same time?

Amongst other things.

I know fairly little about him, but he seems to have some personality quirks. We'd be a circus.

 

[NuddysGloves]

Ronald McDonald must have a fair few quid in his pocket?

We do seem to have a thing for being run by clowns.....

 

[BigBed]

A nice quiet, controversy free owner...

Isn't he forcing his employees back into the office currently, whilst insulting them at the same time?

Amongst other things.

I know fairly little about him, but he seems to have some personality quirks. We'd be a circus.

No change there then.

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

Isn't he forcing his employees back into the office

Poor things ☹

 

[Karaoke Blade]

A nice quiet, controversy free owner...

Isn't he forcing his employees back into the office currently, whilst insulting them at the same time?

Amongst other things.

I know fairly little about him, but he seems to have some personality quirks. We'd be a circus.

I do. The man is a twat.

 

[BigBed]

I do. The man is a twat.

Ahhh, Mr Depp, weve been expecting you.......

 

[robbiez666]

A nice quiet, controversy free owner...

Isn't he forcing his employees back into the office currently, whilst insulting them at the same time?

Amongst other things.

I know fairly little about him, but he seems to have some personality quirks. We'd be a circus.

The guys is a first class cunt.

 

[Weasel]

The guys is a first class cunt.

Not a fan then?

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Do you fancy buying an English football club, with a decorated important history?
A club that boasts the oldest professional football ground, where the rules of the game were first penned!

And at a cost, that probably resembles the cash you would find in one of your jacket pockets!

Please get in touch.

Love.

Blades fans around the world.

I'm not sure he'll be looking on here for his next business investment.

 

[Bath Blade]

Ronald McDonald must have a fair few quid in his pocket?

His brother Mike didn’t.

 

[BigBed]

I'm not sure he'll be looking on here for his next business investment.

Damn it.

 

[BigBed]

His brother Mike didn’t.

Bet uncle Trev has.

 

[WORKSOPBLADE]

Too busy buying Twitter!

 

[BlairBlade]

I seem to recall, when I was much younger than now, United would often play a few ‘exhibition’ games in Brunei.
I hear it said that the Sultan down there has squillions, he could do worse than spend some of them on us.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

What about Boris ? He must have a couple of quid salted away and he might find himself with a bit of time on his hands soon.

 

[Caseh]

I would find it difficult to support the club if that cunt was the owner.

 

[Hull Blade]

What about Boris ? He must have a couple of quid salted away and he might find himself with a bit of time on his hands soon.

Boz couldn't run a bath, never mind rock up at BDTBL and make anything of it. Anyway he's more of a rugger man, the posh kind.

 

[BigBed]

Boz couldn't run a bath, never mind rock up at BDTBL and make anything of it. Anyway he's more of a rugger man, the posh kind.

Does like a piss up though!!

 

[Hull Blade]

Does like a piss up though!!

As the late great Bill McClaren might have said. 'They'll be dancing down Downing Street tonight.'

 

[Blade56]

Errrrm....well he can launch a car into space......if he launches the ground into space, well that might cause a slight problem with the pies and fans queueing.

Do we have to queue and do loyalty points count?