Mousset

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Must be injury even last year when he wasn’t featuring for the first team he was for the 23’s

Ok - so not a long lunch then!

 

[Bladesman]

Where'd he go? Seems to be off the radar again. Injured ? Out to lunch?!

 

[Gin&Juice]

I have been told, and I have absolutely no reason not to believe the source's, that 2 of Mousset's friends play for Bradwell Rovers in the Hope Valley League, the day of the Hull game Mousset turned up at the Bradwell game with the 2 friends and his boots and pestered to get a game, he was refused obviously but was not impressed at being turned down. More than one person connected to Bradwell Rovers and who live in Bradwell (my village) have told me the same, I don't disbelieve them.

 

[Nedski]

Sounds like Hecky has really put his foot down and Mousset won't be getting a look in until he can prove he's 100% fit and 100% dedicated.

Hopefully it's the kick up the arse he needs but I'm doubtful, despite the constant exercise/PT videos on his Instagram

 

[Varkanoid]

It will be last chance saloon

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

Sounds like Hecky has really put his foot down and Mousset won't be getting a look in until he can prove he's 100% fit and 100% dedicated.

Hopefully it's the kick up the arse he needs but I'm doubtful, despite the constant exercise/PT videos on his Instagram

"But look Gaffer, last night I uploaded 5 videos of me using a foam roller and 6 motivational quotes last night"

"That's great Lys. I'll go and get the contract offer sorted"

 

[bakeblade]

Sounds like Hecky has really put his foot down and Mousset won't be getting a look in until he can prove he's 100% fit and 100% dedicated.

Hopefully it's the kick up the arse he needs but I'm doubtful, despite the constant exercise/PT videos on his Instagram

I just hope we are withholding his wages, surely a professional athlete has to adhere to strict fitness and weight levels

 

[MJM]

Needs to move on. Let some other poor bastard pay his wages.

 

[bakeblade]

Sounds like Hecky has really put his foot down and Mousset won't be getting a look in until he can prove he's 100% fit and 100% dedicated.

Hopefully it's the kick up the arse he needs but I'm doubtful, despite the constant exercise/PT videos on his Instagram

Just listened to Hecky on Moose...
"He's a fat, idle twat who can't be bothered to get fit. He's totally unprofessional and thinks his ability means he doesn't have to put the work in"

 

[Bladesince59]

Moose is a twat. Needs to bugger off asap

 

[Bayingblade]

I don't think I've ever seen a player (for United) with so much to offer but deliver so little than Mousset. What a total and complete waste of a talent and yet he's made a fortune. Fucking disgraceful.

 

[pommpey]

"But look Gaffer, last night I uploaded 5 videos of me using a foam roller and 6 motivational quotes last night"

"That's great Lys. I'll go and get the contract offer sorted"

"Oh, and gaffer, I slipped on a dropped bit of kebab and tweaked my perineum again. Zut Alors! Etc!"

"Ne'er mind, you fat cunt."

pommpey

 

[MKY]

This guy is one of footballs great frauds. He will never do anything of significance for us. He will never be fully fit because he lacks self discipline. Wish we’d sacked him ages ago. Possibly after he fled the scene of that car crash. His piss poor attitude will have a toxic influence in the dressing room as well.

 

[Bell4]

Just listened to Hecky on Moose...
"He's a fat, idle twat who can't be bothered to get fit. He's totally unprofessional and thinks his ability means he doesn't have to put the work in"

Go away - honestly

 

[Weasel]

He's cost us a tonne of cash for little back return. If we give an extension to this lazy waster who has taken the piss a d lived the good life at our expense then we might as well shut the club down.

One of the things I'm looking forward to in the summer is seeing the confirmation that this lad has gone for good. What a shame as he looked like a real player in the first half of the first season back in the PL. He tossed it all away, as well as tossing the salad away from shopping trolley so he could fit in more pizzas.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

He's currently as much use as Alex Higgins ashtray.

 

[SwissBlade]

I don't think I've ever seen a player (for United) with so much to offer but deliver so little than Mousset. What a total and complete waste of a talent and yet he's made a fortune. Fucking disgraceful.

Yeah spot on. I don’t care about the money he’s earned, he’s got a contract and that’s hopefully got some clauses for fitness and weight.

Mousse has been ‘unlucky’ with some injuries he’s had, but there’s a lot or red flags with the types of injuries he’s had, they show a real lack of long term conditioning which means that despite these little videos in a sauna suit on an assault bike, he needs to be consistently training.

He’s got a new PT working with him and hopefully this will be beneficial this time.

Him and McBurnie have taken the piss off the pitch when others have shown the discipline and professionalism required of an elite athlete. Mousse really should be ashamed of his attitude

I hope that he does get back to some level of fitness so that he can play games consistently. He’s a real talent, held back by being a full weight bell end when it comes to body conditioning

Time to make that choice and repay your employers, Mousse.

 

[Micky Narker]

There are people in iron lungs with a better level of fitness and endurance than this bloke.

 

[JohnDenver]

Layman’s observation - over Xmas I didn’t exercise any less than normal, but I did eat a load of old shite. And by new year I felt, aerobically, as if I’d spent a month sat on my arse.

Garbage in, garbage out.

 

[Nedski]

His piss poor attitude will have a toxic influence in the dressing room as well.

He's apparently quite a popular lad in the dressing room but I imagine the more "professional" (read: grown up) are probably pissed off that their team is suffering while Mousset does what he wants and probably earns more than them

 

[Bell4]

I cannot understand why a professional footballer who earns so much money really does not want to play a game of football. Unless its fear which translates to confidence

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

All the talent but no self discipline. So frustrating.

 

[Nedski]

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More evening exercises on Instagram - I'm really hoping this is him finally realising this is his last chance. I imagine being linked with Hearts and St Etienne, and earning about 5% of what he's on now (no more Lambos or Phantoms) , before disappearing in to obscurity has scared the shit out of him.

Come on Lys, get it together and earn another year and become a Blades legend..

 

[Bert]

Come on Lys, get it together and earn another year and become a Blades legend

Better still, carry on as you've been doing Lys and piss right off out of our club.

 

[Micky Narker]

Pressups while weighed down by steak n kidney pies

 

[Champagneblade]

All the talent but no self discipline. So frustrating.

Exactly. Look how he destroyed Barnsley. Must have been 70% fit.

Imagine him 100% at this level. So very frustrating.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Hecky fires a warning shot telling Lys to get fat I mean fit!

 

[Keen Blade]

This guy is one of footballs great frauds. He will never do anything of significance for us. He will never be fully fit because he lacks self discipline. Wish we’d sacked him ages ago. Possibly after he fled the scene of that car crash. His piss poor attitude will have a toxic influence in the dressing room as well.

Was he ever prosecuted for the car thingy ?

 

[Bladesman]

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More evening exercises on Instagram - I'm really hoping this is him finally realising this is his last chance. I imagine being linked with Hearts and St Etienne, and earning about 5% of what he's on now (no more Lambos or Phantoms) , before disappearing in to obscurity has scared the shit out of him.

Come on Lys, get it together and earn another year and become a Blades legend..

He is grafting but is it too little too late?

 

[bertieblade]

Is he just grafting to get a new contract or has he Acknowledged that he needs to get his ass in gear. If and only if it is the later I would reward him with a new contract which is heavily weighted in our favour of a v low basic and additions when he stays within certain pre qualified BMI criteria and appearance / goal bonuses. There is no doubt if it did click he would be an asset.