If you won the lottery

[Benitachel]

I would buy 11 young talented players from the lower leagues for let’s say £22 million.
I would give £10 million to charity. I would then make sure all my friends and relations got the rest except for £5 million . Which I would spend slowly at my leisure.

 

[coolasanidiot]

I think more interesting would be how much would it take to buy our 100 million crop now.

This is what I could see our board selling for

McB- 2 million
Brew- 5 million
Berge- 6 million
Burke- 300,000

Quite sad innit- never had any money and we waste it on these, enough to make you weep.

 

[mattbianco1]

Why would any of them come here ?

Stay away from the sharp objects

 

[bongleblade]

I'd buy Sheffield FC, not players for utd.

I'd strike a partnership deal with the Blades to take on youth prospects as a feeder club and i'd ban using blue on their kit for life.

I'd also strike a deal with Laver as kit sponsor, and then revive vintage Blades-inspired kits as home/away kits.

We'd smash the pigs in the Johnstone Paint Trophy 2040 final

 

[Cruyff Turn]

I'd put it into Wednesday, then buy Burke, Mcburnie, Berge, Norwood and Brewster for £100 million.

Even Chanser might not fall for that...

...then again, he might try to sell you a 2,000 year season ticket on top

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

I'd spend about 15m in paying up contracts so to let Heck, McCall & Lester coach players who actually have a future in the game.

 

[Mouth of the South]

Does it have to be just 2 players?

What about:

Billing (£20m) Bournemouth
Swift (£10m) Reading
Lawrence (£6m) Derby
Woodrow (£3m) Barnsley
Naismith (£3m) Luton
Lenihan (£8m) Blackburn

Foderingham
Baldock - Lenihan - Egan - Naismith - Stevens
Billing
Lawrence - Woodrow - Swift
Brewster​

Another £50m spent and you'd still have Wes in goal??

 

[SwissBlade]

I'd put it into Wednesday, then buy Burke, Mcburnie, Berge, Norwood and Brewster for £100 million.

Winner

 

[JJBlade]

If I won £100 million I'd be off and I'd only come back for visits once or twice a year

 

[Eza Blade]

I’d put a couple of quid in then play yooof…..apparently that’s what everyone wants when we lose

 

[Silent Blade]

....and you won 100m and decided you were going to put money into the club to sign 1/2 player(s) for SUFC for up to 50m, and the player(s) is within reason..

Who would you sign?

Please bear in mind Burnley have just scammed Newcastle for 25million for Chris Wood.

What's the point? Many in here will say you are not rich enough

 

[mattbianco1]

Another £50m spent and you'd still have Wes in goal??

Think the GK position is least of our worries after the 2nd half other day

 

[Varkanoid]

If you were to put £100 million into SUFC would you not also specify a clause that says you have final say on who they purchase or what they do with it ? Then at least you know they wouldnt buy rubbish again.

 

[robbiez666]

I'd rather spend a few million on Hallam to be honest. If you want to invest and only have that level of money, go smaller.

 

[Micky Narker]

I'd get a time machine and go back to buy the likes of Vardy and Gray when they cost fuck all.

 

[Geordie Blade]

Why would any of them come here ?

On zero wages presumably, because the full £50m went on the transfer fees. £50m doesn’t get a lot when you add in wages too.

 

[JJBlade]

On zero wages presumably, because the full £50m went on the transfer fees. £50m doesn’t get a lot when you add in wages too.

Besides,
You'd need at least £3 billion pounds to make us competitive at Championship level

£2.9 billion would be wasted on bringing in 10,000 shit players after losing our original targets because we argued the toss over an extra 50p a week in wages, and then letting them go on a free to Maidstone United or somewhere they should have stayed in the first place.

The other £100 million would disappear somewhere, and nobody would be able to explain exactly where it had gone.

 

[Myleftpeg]

I'd get a time machine and go back to buy the likes of Vardy and Gray when they cost fuck all.

Thinking on same line of thought BUT I'd go back and bring SUFC 1968 to 1972 to play now all our problems SORTED

 

[A Storm of Blades]

How do you make a small fortune in football? Start with a large one.

 

[Berkshire Blade]

If I had a billion I would think about spending £100 million on a state of the art academy/training set up and scouting system. Build proper foundations rather than hope we get a good manager every now and then

 

[Overthehills]

...... I would concentrate on myself! I would live a comfortable life.... probably get myself an annual box for the family and friends.

What I wouldn't do....

I wouldn't invest in a loss making game, because let's face it.... 100m doesn't cut anything in the modern game.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Mate go and play football manager on your own in your bedroom if you want to chat this type of fantasy stuff

 

[Cappy]

I'd spend £2m on the best psychiatrist in the world to convince me to not spend a fucking penny on football

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

I'd buy the club and force 90% of our current squad pick up litter for the remainder of their contract. They'd even mess that up.

 

[Wincobank S9 Blade]

Invest in the club. We need investment rapid style.

 

[mattbianco1]

Does it have to be just 2 players?

What about:

Billing (£20m) Bournemouth
Swift (£10m) Reading
Lawrence (£6m) Derby
Woodrow (£3m) Barnsley
Naismith (£3m) Luton
Lenihan (£8m) Blackburn

Foderingham
Baldock - Lenihan - Egan - Naismith - Stevens
Billing
Lawrence - Woodrow - Swift
Brewster​

 

[metalblade]

Had 4 numbers last xmas a nice little £200 so that's more than likely me done but if I did get the jackpot you wouldn't see me for dust I'd be retiring to somewhere with blue seas and skies. I certainly wouldn't be wasting my money on a football club.

 

[Mike325]

Never work again and sort family out Mrs kids and please meself

 

[Berlin Blade]

I'd buy 1000 houses for a hundred grand each, then rent them all out at £500 each.

Then i'd probably take over at Sheffield FC and pump 500k a month into the club.

Then batter wednesday

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

Had 4 numbers last xmas a nice little £200 so that's more than likely me done but if I did get the jackpot you wouldn't see me for dust I'd be retiring to somewhere with blue seas and skies. I certainly wouldn't be wasting my money on a football club.

You wouldn't last 6 months before you got homesick, no matter how good the beach and deep blue seas, not to mention the countless topless dusky maidens throwing themselves at you,,Cleethorpes isnt for everyone