CONFIRMED Alan Nixon

[BrianBadonde]

Sniffs bike seats

 

[Davalon]

He obviously gets to know things in his line of work but it's absolutely hilarious that he makes out he's ITK about every possible bit of activity anywhere.

Does he ever reply to anyone with 'not sure, not heard anything, don't know' rather cryptic bollocks?

 

[BettingBlade]

The old saying of throw enough shit and some of it will inevitably stick has never been more appropriate with someone like Nixon.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Sniffs bike seats

Not while they're still moving I hope - that sounds really dangerous.

 

[BrianBadonde]

He obviously gets to know things in his line of work but it's absolutely hilarious that he makes out he's ITK about every possible bit of activity anywhere.

Does he ever reply to anyone with 'not sure, not heard anything, don't know' rather cryptic bollocks?

“Got a chance”

“they need players”

“money”

 

[adamawdhali]

Person: “Al are united going after anyone”
Nixon: “deadline day approaching and need players”

 

[Rusty view]

The twat's blocked me. For probably pointing out the aforementioned points

 

[Le Cynique]

Sniffs bike seats

Man’s a full-on snurglar

 

[Guesty]

"should be announced today"

"It's been done since yesterday"

"there was never any doubt"

It happens to the best of us.

 

[BrianBadonde]

Man’s a full-on snurglar

Snot burglar?

 

[Bladesman]

He obviously gets to know things in his line of work but it's absolutely hilarious that he makes out he's ITK about every possible bit of activity anywhere.

Does he ever reply to anyone with 'not sure, not heard anything, don't know' rather cryptic bollocks?

He literally comments on every single club regarding transfers.

 

[Le Cynique]

Snot burglar?

 

[Brownieblade]

I never knew smelling bike seats was a thing

 

[Davalon]

I never knew smelling bike seats was a thing

You've not lived.

On a similar theme, a former work colleague got suspended many years ago for sniffing a woman's desk chair whilst she was at the toilet.

 

[Brownieblade]

You've not lived.

On a similar theme, a former work colleague got suspended many years ago for sniffing a woman's desk chair whilst she was at the toilet.

Clearly not, there have been years previously where I wouldn’t have minded being suspended from work, if only I had known lol

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

You've not lived.

On a similar theme, a former work colleague got suspended many years ago for sniffing a woman's desk chair whilst she was at the toilet.

At least they showed some discretion, sniffing while she was still in it would have been really bad form.

 

[Davalon]

At least they showed some discretion, sniffing while she was still in it would have been really bad form.

Indeed.

 

[Guesty]

I remember Viz claiming there were more terms for people who sniff bike seats than people who actually do it.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I remember Viz claiming there were more terms for people who sniff bike seats than people who actually do it.

The Inuit (Woke Police note I didn't use the e word!) have their numerous words for snow and we have that - marvelous!

 

[Wapping Blade]

Sniffs bike seats

IAC

 

[Jon Bon II]

The Inuit (Woke Police note I didn't use the e word!) have their numerous words for snow and we have that - marvelous!

Do you mean Eskimos?

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Do you mean Eskimos?

The nomadic hunters formerly known as!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

How's this got a fucking confirmed on it?!

 

[DifferentClass]

Nowt wrong with sniffing bike seats, unless the rider of said bike is Tango.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

I never knew smelling bike seats was a thing

Nah, me neither, hahaha. Fuckin ell, hahaha, that's not reyt haha.

 

[Wapping Blade]

Confirmed cunt.

 

[Bladesman]

Cheers Alan:

 

[Grey Blade]

Never heard of him. Am I the only one?

 

[Argentinemanager]

Has he spelt Besic wrong

 

[Blade56]

Do you mean Eskimos?