HRH interview

[west_yorks_blade]

He’s finished his shift in the field, wife and kids bedded down in the barn and wants a bit of banter.

Hang on, hang on - I thought the whole family made corn dollies together on a Sunday night before the big turnip supper?

 

[Sean Thornton]

NE Blade. I have a part time girlfriend. She’s ugly though so I just use her for recreation. It’s your missus

It’s not true. His mother was a toilet seat.

 

[essexblade73]

Hey Hockey Canary Prick...So long as we don't have a manager that looks and sounds like a serial sex offender we'll be fine...now farke off you inbred nonce.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

It’s not true. His mother was a toilet seat.

Pfffft - As if they put seats on the dung pits in Norfolk.

 

[borg elite]

we finished bottom. Same place as you will but we still had a chance of staying up in March. You’re pretty much finished already especially if Fulham hold on and win today. 9 points off safety , 10 with goal difference. Happy days. Ideffo think you should sack Wilder. Most of here seem to agree with it. You’ve all turned on him very quickly, sad to see after what he’s done for your club in the past years. Thought you would show more loyalty but it seems not.

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

‘Fewer points than Derby, they’ve got fewer points than Derby’

The whole football world is laughing at you.

 

[Wandsworth Blade]

Interview from earlier

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p091b1jy

I support Wilder. If we go down then fair enough. But we need to look at us versus Villa and Brighton on signings. Maupay and Watson over the last 2 years would have been 60m with wages added but they were "oven ready" to coin a phrase. Up top we are powder puff but the stretch at the time wasn't ridiculous. We spent incrementally less both times but at what cost in the long run?

 

[Snowflake]

I’m all for stability, BUT I feel that Chris Wilder needs to be spoken too and told that even though he will stay, the performances are NOT acceptable at the moment. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again so long as I’ve a hole in my arse (where a lot of people say I speak from to be fair) I can accept losing but not without lack of effort. This is what fucks off Blades. Especially now when most of the players will be on £25k plus a week. We’re going down but for God’s sake go down with a fucking fight.

There is effort but concentration, confidence and ability on the ball are lacking

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

And there las me thinking Yorkshire folk stick together and blood was thicker than water and all of those hackneyed and sanctimonious Northern sayings. . And then I see strings entitled Get Allardyce in and Chris must resign. To coin another phrase . Is there trouble at t’mill? Flaky, flaky prima donna, bed wetting fans with ideas above t’station. We stuck with Farke. Perhaps you should do the same?

 

[Houston_Blade]

There are some bedwetters on here. We’re ripe for piss taking at the moment, we are shite.

Ignore them and one day we might be better than them and be able to have a dig back.

Just remember this weekend last season when we went and beat them at their place or the last time we played them when we also beat them.

 

[N.E.Blade]

And there las me thinking Yorkshire folk stick together and blood was thicker than water and all of those hackneyed and sanctimonious Northern sayings. . And then I see strings entitled Get Allardyce in and Chris must resign. To coin another phrase . Is there trouble at t’mill? Flaky, flaky prima donna, bed wetting fans with ideas above t’station. We stuck with Farke. Perhaps you should do the same?

Excuse me Mr Hockey could you be a bit nicer please, if you haven’t noticed we are currently going through some “issues” up here in gods county.

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

In fairness you are probably better than us but you are in an unforgiving league. Next season when you go down there should be some relief. You’ll be back at your level which is where we are at now.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

NE Blade. I have a part time girlfriend. She’s ugly though so I just use her for recreation. It’s your missus

Charming.

Foxy please can you ban this one?

 

[N.E.Blade]

Charming.

Foxy please can you ban this one?

No leave him on, he’s entertaining the masses

 

[Rob86]

After 12 games last season Norwich had 7 points and had scored 11 goals. Comfortably better than your shower of sh**e This season. In fact Champions league form by comparison. At this rate you’re on par for 3 and a bit points for the season and a grand total of 15 goals. Laughable.

It’s funny you coming on here to take the piss, you’re actually the first person I’ve heard doing so. Even my Wendy fans feel sorry for us . The topic of football is largely not discussed at the moment in Sheffield.

The cycle of football is at its finest in Sheffield !

 

[stringjunior]

And there las me thinking Yorkshire folk stick together and blood was thicker than water and all of those hackneyed and sanctimonious Northern sayings. . And then I see strings entitled Get Allardyce in and Chris must resign. To coin another phrase . Is there trouble at t’mill? Flaky, flaky prima donna, bed wetting fans with ideas above t’station. We stuck with Farke. Perhaps you should do the same?

You, sir, would be taken round the back of the bins and given a proper kickin if you were in the pub. Fortunately for you you've been brave enough to take to your keyboard. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

 

[Billyblade]

After 12 games last season Norwich had 7 points and had scored 11 goals.

11 goals.
Goals you can count on the fingers of 2 hands, with one finger spare

 

[Robboblade1889]

In fairness you are probably better than us but you are in an unforgiving league. Next season when you go down there should be some relief. You’ll be back at your level which is where we are at now.

Fuck me another idiot supporter of a team who try to create some sort of rivalry! I seem to remember plenty wanting Farke out last year and just to make you aware the vast majority of Blades want wilder to stay! Just remember you lot aren’t up yet! Now toddle of back to the Ipswich board to stoke up that 30 mile derby hatred!

 

[N.E.Blade]

WHO ARE YOU Alright Love

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

Trevor Hockey - Canary said:
After 12 games last season Norwich had 7 points and had scored 11 goals.

11 goals.
Goals you can count on the fingers of 2 hands, with one finger spare

TBF that is good. Chapeau.

 

[Upton_Blade]

After 12 games last season Norwich had 7 points and had scored 11 goals. Comfortably better than your shower of sh**e This season. In fact Champions league form by comparison. At this rate you’re on par for 3 and a bit points for the season and a grand total of 15 goals. Laughable.

How were your last 10 games THC???

 

[Large Mendonca]

11 goals.
Goals you can count on the fingers of 2 hands, with one finger spare

TBF that is good. Chapeau.

Inter club banter is currently off-limits due to our current grief. Once we've been through the 5 stages, we'll get back to you

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

On par with yours now pal. Absolutely shocking. We finished the season with 21 points though. You’d give your right arm for that now. Currently you stand to be embarrassed and laughed at throughout the footballing world.

 

[N.E.Blade]

I’d give my right arm for 2 points right now.

 

[N.E.Blade]

I’d give my left for 3.

 

[The Bohemian]

I’m all for stability, BUT I feel that Chris Wilder needs to be spoken too and told that even though he will stay, the performances are NOT acceptable at the moment. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again so long as I’ve a hole in my arse (where a lot of people say I speak from to be fair) I can accept losing but not without lack of effort. This is what fucks off Blades. Especially now when most of the players will be on £25k plus a week. We’re going down but for God’s sake go down with a fucking fight

Hardest runners/workers in PL, there might be a lack of quality and confidence but there is no lack of fight.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It’s funny you coming on here to take the piss, you’re actually the first person I’ve heard doing so. Even my Wendy fans feel sorry for us . The topic of football is largely not discussed at the moment in Sheffield.

The cycle of football is at its finest in Sheffield !

“Sheffield football is cyclical”.


So true. Yet again, for the umpteenth time, both teams are shite.

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

And another one. ‘ Keeping Wilder means accepting relegation’. Christ on a bike he has done so much for you. Getting rid would be plain self harm.

 

[ThatJa]

On par with yours now pal. Absolutely shocking. We finished the season with 21 points though. You’d give your right arm for that now. Currently you stand to be embarrassed and laughed at throughout the footballing world.

1 points right now would have us in the top 6.... bit unrealistic.

As much as we look shit atm there's 27 games left to play.

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

At least Liverpool equalised. You’re only 7 points off safety.