Do some of our players need hitting?

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Seems posts on social media aren't really working, whatever Chris is saying to them isn't either. So do you think a good fump would help?
I once took my dad's car, was only 14.. Didn't crash it or owt but he went mental when he found out and gave me a right pasting.. Didn't do that again lol.
So maybe it's time to start dishing out violence? Proper belt Rammers int face if he let's a goal in. Baseball bat to shins if McBurnie doesn't score?
Lay up waiting for Norwood to come out of training and drive straight into him, flinging him 17ft into the air for a misplaced pass?
I'm pretty much lost for other Ideas to turn this round, and CWAK seem the same.
Maybe seeing a femur sticking out of flesh is the way forward? I know I'd pick my game up if threatened with mole grips on a ball.
 



Seems posts on social media aren't really working, whatever Chris is saying to them isn't either. So do you think a good fump would help?
I once took my dad's car, was only 14.. Didn't crash it or owt but he went mental when he found out and gave me a right pasting.. Didn't do that again lol.
So maybe it's time to start dishing out violence? Proper belt Rammers int face if he let's a goal in. Baseball bat to shins if McBurnie doesn't score?
Lay up waiting for Norwood to come out of training and drive straight into him, flinging him 17ft into the air for a misplaced pass?
I'm pretty much lost for other Ideas to turn this round, and CWAK seem the same.
Maybe seeing a femur sticking out of flesh is the way forward? I know I'd pick my game up if threatened with mole grips on a ball.

If McBurnie tried to hit Rammers, I'm pretty sure he would miss.
 
If McBurnie tried to hit Rammers, I'm pretty sure he would miss.
What a pitiful fight that would be.
McBurnie trying to head butt, but constantly connecting with his shoulder instead..
Rammers trying to throw punches with his tiny, stumpy arms and not even being able to spring upwards to help his efforts.
 
Enda Stevens needs kicking down a flight of stairs from behind.

And somebody should but a banana skin outside Ben Osborn's back door.
 
Well I've just had a mare. Saw Brewster in Sainsburys, took a reyt run up, launched myself two footed at his neck, and at that exact moment he's bent down to pick up a multi pack of toffee crisps. I've gone sailing straight over him and straight into a stack of Heinz beans and sausages! I'm barred from there now.
Can't believe it. No wonder he's playing poo poo if he's eating crap like that. Wilder aht.
 

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