It's Morgans fault.

[Muttley]

Ian Hume is being shipped out of Dingleville on loan. I thought he was their hero. Morgs, it's YOUR fault!!

 

[axel smeets]

Dingle fans always say that old scarhead was not the same after his incident. However, if you look at the record before that happened, he wasn't scoring at all, and hasn't much afterwards.
The £1.2m he cost them was simply too much money for a poor player. No doubt the cyclops b@stards will try to blame Morgan, SUFC and god knows who else.

 

[gavtheblade]

wheres jolean lescott playing these days?or franc ribery?getting the jist?or frederick krueger?

 

[Tyke Talk BFC]

Ian Hume is being shipped out of Dingleville on loan. I thought he was their hero. Morgs, it's YOUR fault!!

Just shows yourselves up for the utter cunts you are.

Thank god im not a deluded/half witted/excuse for a human being and also some poor excuse for a football fan - may Gary Speed keep up the good work of Kevin Blackwell.

Although i guess Shed Evens for 3m was money well spent

 

[SotonBlade]

Time for a ban bosses??

 

[Mousey]

Just shows yourselves up for the utter cunts you are.

Thank god im not a deluded/half witted/excuse for a human being and also some poor excuse for a football fan - may Gary Speed keep up the good work of Kevin Blackwell.

Although i guess Shed Evens for 3m was money well spent

And yet you come on here obviously on a regular basis judging by time of thread being created and the reply.

Don't forget, if you live in Barnsley you have a Sheffield postal code. We own you boyo. Now be a good boy and play nice or we'll take away your Metrodome.

Good Dingle *pats head*.

 

[Tyke Talk BFC]

And yet you come on here obviously on a regular basis judging by time of thread being created and the reply.

Don't forget, if you live in Barnsley you have a Sheffield postal code. We own you boyo. Now be a good boy and play nice or we'll take away your Metrodome.

Good Dingle *pats head*.

Well thats what you think - i dont have a sheffield postcode actually

Hows that tram service working that the people of Barnsley pay for?

 

[axel smeets]

What that tram service that you pay for and derive absoloutely NO benefit whatsoever from? Whose the mugs then?

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

Blades, why do you rise to the bait every time? Calm yourselves.

 

[raul]

Time for a ban bosses??

Given you've never expressed a controversial opinion I think you'll be ok Soton....

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Given you've never expressed a controversial opinion I think you'll be ok Soton....

Given how distracting that chuffing avatar is, a ban might help concentrate the mind on the task in hand!

 

[Tyke Talk BFC]

What that tram service that you pay for and derive absoloutely NO benefit whatsoever from? Whose the mugs then?

Exactly you dumb cunt.

You are reliant on a supposedly backwards town to ensure that little electric railway in sheffield works - seen as you cant afford to run it yourselves.

 

[Mousey]

Exactly you dumb cunt.

You are reliant on a supposedly backwards town to ensure that little electric railway in sheffield works - seen as you cant afford to run it yourselves.

Haha. Why pay for something when the minnions can pay for it instead? I bet your windows are lovely and clean.

 

[axel smeets]

I'll ask again.

Baaaarnsley rate payers contribute towards the tram, yes?

Wouldn't you like to think that you were benefitting from the service when you are paying for it?

Doesn't matter whether we are reliant on you to pay for it. The fact is, you do, and it does nowt for thee.

You can comprehend the question, yes?

That's why I've left these nice little spaces between t'lines for thee, so tha can understand it, t'owd lad. Si thee.

 

[Tyke Talk BFC]

I'll ask again.

Baaaarnsley rate payers contribute towards the tram, yes?

Wouldn't you like to think that you were benefitting from the service when you are paying for it?

Doesn't matter whether we are reliant on you to pay for it. The fact is, you do, and it does nowt for thee.

You can comprehend the question, yes?

That's why I've left these nice little spaces between t'lines for thee, so tha can understand it, t'owd lad. Si thee.

No the people of Barnsley contribute because all you dole scroungers and your council cant afford it. Otherwise you wouldnt have a tram service.

 

[axel smeets]

Another bite. Yummy.

If you had the tram, you would notice that the layout of the route is actually very similar to the scar on the side of Hume's head.

 

[shorehamview]

Just shows yourselves up for the utter cunts you are.

Thank god im not a deluded/half witted/excuse for a human being and also some poor excuse for a football fan - may Gary Speed keep up the good work of Kevin Blackwell.

Although i guess Shed Evens for 3m was money well spent

We do have at least one thing we can draw comfort from - we're not from Barnsley, the shithole of the world. I hear people are begging to move from Barnsley to Helmand but the Afghan's don't want any of the filthy inbred fuckers to lower the tone of their neighbourhood.

Excuse for a human being? Excuse for a badly shaved chimpanzee would be a fucking bonus.

Our trams are great too. Next time we want something shiny building we'll either have some more of your council tax, or you can send us a week's glue money.

Dingles. From the bottom end of the evolutionary ladder. Just below the hermit crabs, and one step above the jizz stains on a tramp's trousers.

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Well thats what you think - i dont have a sheffield postcode actually

Hows that tram service working that the people of Barnsley pay for?

Does it come off your benefit?

 

[2ndtenorblade]

tyke talk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sq5-rlrIbY&feature=related

 

[Foxy]

For those who haven't read the rules upon joining, we do use Facebook from time to time as another avenue in identifying the validity/honesty of members supporting other clubs.

Tyke Talk here has gained enough infractions to earn himself a ban.


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[SwissBlade]

For those who haven't read the rules upon joining, we do use Facebook from time to time as another avenue in identifying the validity/honesty of members supporting other clubs.

Tyke Talk here has gained enough infractions to earn himself a ban.

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You can't ban him just because he's simple! Is being a cyclops an actual infraction.

 

[shreds1975]

You can't ban him just because he's simple! Is being a cyclops an actual infraction.

No, but his haircut is.

 

[Muttley]

Blimey...he has a girlfriend!!! ( or is it his sister?)


My reason for starting this thread was purely tongue in cheek, it seems dingles have a sense of humour bypass too.

 

[Balham]

Blimey...he has a girlfriend!!! ( or is it his sister?)


My reason for starting this thread was purely tongue in cheek, it seems dingles have a sense of humour bypass too.

Would you have a sense of humour if you'd lived in Barnsley for years? The thought's enough to bring a chill to anyone...

 

[SwissBlade]

Blimey...he has a girlfriend!!! ( or is it his sister?)


My reason for starting this thread was purely tongue in cheek, it seems dingles have a sense of humour bypass too.

I think 'She' or perhaps 'he' was part of the 1970's government inbreeding programme that was eventually abandoned and hushed by MI5. The results were frightening. Men with huge manboobs and cleavages plus blurred, featureless faces can still be seen in Barnsley even today. It seems this is pictoral proof that the experimental beings are still alive and following the dingles.

 

[SotonBlade]

Another bite. Yummy.

If you had the tram, you would notice that the layout of the route is actually very similar to the scar on the side of Hume's head.

Just in the interest of fairness, i thought this was a bit harsh

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Just in the interest of fairness, i thought this was a bit harsh

Me too, Supertram map is much more aesthetic.

 

[boo radley]

Dingles. From the bottom end of the evolutionary ladder. Just below the hermit crabs, and one step above the jizz stains on a tramp's trousers.

Is that because hermit crabs clean their houses?

Blimey...he has a girlfriend!!! ( or is it his sister?)

He is now asking the question 'There is a difference? please can someone explain?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I've seen him before striking that very pose. I can't put my fing....got it!

He was an extra in 'Kes' wearing that very suit. When 'arrr Ged' went daarn t'club and was stood at t'bar wi all his mates checking out t'birds, he was sat at t'table behind Ivy Tilsley, when she turned round and shouted 'shut thi gob, arr Ged, afowa I shut it fo thi!'

 

[shorehamview]

Is that because hermit crabs clean their houses?

Yes. They may not be new builds but at least they aren't rat-filled shitholes.

And having seen a picture of said Dingle I have to wonder this. Who cuts his hair? The council? He looks like a man who is gutted the eighties ended.

Also is soap still rationed in Barnsley - one bar per street? I bet his road still has their bar of carbolic in it's wrapper fom 1977 - it's the special Jubilee edition. Advertising slogan - "She's been Queen for 25 years, celebrate with your first wash since we had a king."


Moral of the story - don't come on here acting all Billy Big Bollocks. We're more scathing, wittier, funnier and better looking than any Dingle could hope to ever be. Go and fuck your Mum - the rest of your post code will have done.