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The day after was the Bert birthday. Bert stayed at the Waldorf and was sat in the bar not in the best humour on his birthday.
A customer started abusing the Asian bar man, racial abuse, the lot. Bert tolerated him for five minutes then walked over and threatened to knock his teeth down his throat.
Ten minutes later he started up again, just as Bert rose to his feet the police turned up and threw the arsehole out.
Turned out he was a Viscount. The bar staff sent over two free drinks to Bert's table.
Bert has no idea what time that match started.
Orange or Mint?The day after was the Bert birthday. Bert stayed at the Waldorf and was sat in the bar not in the best humour on his birthday.
A customer started abusing the Asian bar man, racial abuse, the lot. Bert tolerated him for five minutes then walked over and threatened to knock his teeth down his throat.
Ten minutes later he started up again, just as Bert rose to his feet the police turned up and threw the arsehole out.
Turned out he was a Viscount.
It was originally due to be played at Elland Road, not Old Trafford. We played L**ds in midweek a few days later at the Lane. The L**ds fans were giving us stick at losing the semi so we responded with "Elland Road: wank, wank, wank"I was manager of a betting shop back then. The match was originally due to being played on Sunday, at Old Trafford I think. Everyone in Sheffield wanted the match moved to the Saturday at Wembley apart from me, as you couldn't take Grand National Day off. Was listening to the match on the radio and we were hanging on as it went into stoppage time and I was dreaming of going to the replay. And then the fucker commentating said 'Of course, unlike the other rounds, the semi-final of the competition goes to extra time before a replay'...
Then the National being cancelled, meant every bastard wanted paying out, took forever to sort out. Total clusterfuck of a day.
Elland Road, not Old TraffordIf we had played at Old Trafford as intended I still think we would have beaten em, but never mind.
They were certainly the better team on the day ( and I was sober enough to drive home, so I sortta remember it)
Main thing I recall is hammering the rented Orion past a cop car at about 95 on the M1 and, no doubt on seeing our still proud red n white scarves streaming from the window, the coppers gave me a thumbs up and sortta laughed*
*in a way that suggested the speed limit really was 70 and to get down there soonish.......
If we had played at Old Trafford as intended I still think we would have beaten em, but never mind.
They were certainly the better team on the day ( and I was sober enough to drive home, so I sortta remember it)
Went down on the train. Remember spewing my guts up in some London pub early doors cus was pissed. Match was a bit of a blur. Loads of blades lads grouped back up at top of Wembley way after match
Vissscount or Vyecount ?Orange or Mint?
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